Posts Tagged ‘twooped’

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-27

Friday, November 27th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • I still want to know what happened in that far far far away land where something far away happened? What did IT involve? Was there pizza? #
  • Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
  • 20H8: “SERIOUSLY?” “REALLY?” “COME ON NOW?” All used in the same story, usually in the same sentence, or 2 close together ones. #
  • Tuned in to Aphex Twin’s “station” on #Pandora. ‘Kuddelmaus’ by Ulrich Schnauss is a a great Friday morning track… http://htxt.it/l/I5slTK #
  • RT @smbmsp: #SMBMSP21 We’re streaming LIVE – new URL: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/smbmsp21 in reply to smbmsp #
  • Someone explain to me how a dentist can “pull your gums down” umm… pretty sure that can’t happen, butt that’s just me. #
  • Dental work doesn’t make your teeth sensitive, your bad sensitive teeth is why you need the dental work. #stupidfuckingexcuses #
  • RT @threevolts: urination is ABSOLUTELY a topic that i can ‘just talk about’ #smbmsp [I could do the same with #twooping] in reply to threevolts #
  • Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
  • RT @waze: #FollowFriday For every 10 ppl who follow @waze 1 turkey will be donated to a family in need on thanksgiving http://bit.ly/b4VP0 in reply to waze #
  • RT @Breon: Twidroid now supports Twitter retweet http://bit.ly/x111H in reply to Breon #
  • If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to see IT, I’d still be hungry! #
  • TwentyH8: If you’re standing in walkway, making it impossible to go around, don’t get mad because you’re too stupid to move before I ask. #
  • Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
  • If you listen hard enough, you can hear thunder, but there won’t be rain, because this kind of thunder breaks walls and window pane.. #
  • wow… testing out the new #seesmic for Android. not multi user, but scroll feature alone is bad ass! @refrobpage & @xfashionbombx check 4IT #
  • Seesmic for android has sweet features, nice large scroller, nice layout, nice friend/follower) viewer. if you like the desktop, try this #
  • Bethany’s co-worker threw out her back & I’m mad my few times weren’t like hers. 2 of mine were from sneezing. She threw hers out farting! #
  • Just when you thought Flea Market Montgomery’s dance number couldn’t get any better, check IT out with subtitles! http://htxt.it/v/T4jp #
  • Up Butt Coconut ♫ http://htxt.it/v/At0U #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-20

Friday, November 20th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is *wicka wicka* Weird Cookie! #
  • HahA . I turn on “Ghetto Radio Network” and “Weird Al” Yankovic’s ‘Amish Paradise’ is on. He’s the voice of Amish Ghetto don’t cha know! #
  • Hey, @TwitterRide I’m not liking the new soft ‘post’ button on the latest update… Any chance users can disable it? #android #twitterapp #
  • To Twoop or Not To Twoop, THAT Is The Twooping Question! A blog post I wrote on FeedThisBlog a few months back #twoopin @zenkitteh #
  • “13 is an unlucky number. If 13′s unlucky, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched-together 13.” – Mitch Hedberg #
  • Today @dannylohner has a case of anal leakage because of #followfriday. Don’t mess with him or he’ll wipe his ass with your sleeve! #
  • TwentyH8: You can’t teach an old dog (lover) new tricks! #
  • For some reason I could go for some Kwik Trip hot dogs and Mtn Dew… #
  • RT @StrangeBrownie: Damn you cookie! Now I want some kwick trip hot dogs with nacho cheese in reply to StrangeBrownie #
  • I haven’t used my brain in TwentyH8 years, yet somehow I’ve managed to get by so far. What’s sad is people using t.. http://htxt.it/l/fI4VqI #
  • In fear of my #MtnDew can’s life after I took it out of the machine, I took IT to the bathroom w/me so I wouldn’t .. http://htxt.it/l/mBUs8l #
  • Just nominated hellotxt for Social Media Gadget http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • RT @BrodyStolz: I’m running around like Jerry Lawler. Only one of my straps are on my bibbed overalls! #
  • I’m all for a #tweetup, but I want a #twoopDOWN going! I only say DOWN because that’s the direction #twoop goes! #twoopin #Twooping #
  • RT @johncmayer Wherever you go, there you have to wait. [are you telling us you're constipated? #twoop #twooping #twooped #twoopin] in reply to johncmayer #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-30

Friday, October 30th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • I’m laying in bed… Ran to target again; this time for night time pills to take during the day… They’re starting to kick in. ZZzzZZzz #
  • RT @ids07: RT: @amanjo: This cucumber is insane. I don’t know whether to eat it or fuck it! http://twitpic.com/mm8rq #
  • About to pickup Applebees… no idea if I’ll eat it. I’ve been sleeping for 20 min at a time, then tossing/turning for 40 min…repeat #
  • Had one piece of steak and that was IT, then I went for applesauce and OJ cause I’m the shIT because I’m not having them…yet! #nottwooping #
  • Preparing myself for a marathon of 40 min of laying there with my eyes open, 20 min of sleep… rinse, repeat. Maybe I’ll use florid. #
  • IT’s 2:15a I can breath, I think. I might have slept a whole hour without waking up. #
  • twooping like IT should be done! #
  • Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts; and when we think about you, it makes me want to…… FART! #
  • I know how to multi-talk… I can shave and clean the toilet at the same time! However I didn’t use the same water. #Showertime #
  • Mastering some audio tracks for a family friend… and I feel soar and weak as hell… Butt you know what? I’M DRINKING #MTNDEW! #
  • My brain is wondering which is worse. being sick laying in bed, or being in pain w/a heating pad? What about being in pain after being sick? #
  • RT @HeatFan: RT @cyanogen: CyanogenMod 4.2 STABLE! – http://shar.es/1LpDU #
  • I’m thinking I’ll watch some Flight of the Conchords. #
  • Umm.. back.has.a.huge.knot DOT DOT DOT and walking sucks…. butt hey, the cold is gone (I think). #
  • Well, I tossed and attempted to turn over last night thanks to my back (cold is pretty much gone)… HUGE knot not going away. #
  • RT @JueL: Acoustic Concert (Live) happening now http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wichi/76/216/22 or tune in at http://suzenjuel.com hit play! #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-23

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • Hi, my name is Joe. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came to me and said “Joe, are you busy”? I said “no”… #
  • EmoTonyB & @xxjenthehenxx You two got it wrong, it’s not #FuckItFriday, IT should be #fuckITfriday. Yeah!!! #
  • I just created a plantphoon after I poured more water in to Tammy’s plant… overflowed like a motherphucker! #
  • You’ve seen my posts about SuzenJuel.com, but have you checked out Dude_N_Nems’s podcast site? http://htxt.it/cnse #
  • I’m pretty sure I never learned how to make snowflakes in school… hearts yes, butt snowflakes? I’m not sure. Sorry, no pictures, hahaha #
  • RT @Breon: Widgets for your lock screen! http://www.myflyscreen.com/ #android in reply to Breon #
  • Hey, people who like to help me out/troubleshoot: http://www.suzenjuel.com Is the google calendar sidebar working. Let @JueL know! #
  • 20H8 If you start in the middle of a sentance & has nothing to do with me, don’t get mad because I walk away without answering you. #
  • I just started humming the “Doug” theme. Doo do doo do doo do doo do doo da doo…. you’re welcome before you start humming IT yourself. #
  • At Applebee’s for April’s going away party…. she’s gonna get tipsy, hahaha, jk… maybe she’ll turn in to a straight drunk. #
  • Bethany’s sick (hopefully NOT with the oink oink). I came home, she’s sleeping IN BED and not on the couch. That means IT’s hella serious! #
  • I’m now singing the bass line to “If I Only Had a Brain” bawo ba bawo ba bawo ba bawo ba bow, ba ba ba bah bow bow, Suppose I accidentally.. #
  • Any live streams tonight? If not, maybe I’ll go live, but don’t take that as a promise. But I have an Amp waiting for me in the Fridge! #
  • Quote from me in 2005 towards P.Diddy after he changed his name AGAIN: I don’t have expensive wine, cause i got mtn dew. #
  • All in favor of me having #tacojohns tonight say “I”… Yup, go ahead, do IT, eat IT like you just got IT…. shower first…. #
  • I’m eating Taco Johns LIVE while Fix(ing) Your Face Vol 1… http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • RT @heide137: Saturday night means Heide Show, yo. http://www.livevideo.com/heideshow #
  • http://htxt.it/aKIS Only in WI do you have a Bear BEER Run! They should have given him some cheese! #
  • Belle would have been 12 today… Oh Stinker Belle, we miss you and love you! Goober wanted me to say hel…i mean HHHIIISSSS #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-16

Friday, October 16th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • (hed)ing2work… I have a feeling there might be a butt load of #20H8′s today… Enjoy them as much as I will loath their reasoning! #
  • Someday I’m going to make a hat more famous than someone else tried doing! #
  • TwentyH8: The fact I have to answer calls and take my headphones out of my ears… even if there isn’t anything playing. #
  • TwentyH8: I H8 the fact I haven’t H8′d yet, because I promised I’d be giving away free H8 and I’m failing! #
  • i know @emojesus cried before Twitter came around, because he loves ppl’s twoop tweets! #
  • TwentyH8: There are no Waffle Houses in the MN/WI area…. I want hashbrowns! #
  • TwentyH8: Waiting for non-beta’s of the mod’d Android Roms (MotoCliq, Pulse, a couple others) to flash them. I’m waiting for WiFi to work. #
  • TwentyH8: English to reality translation “I’m sorry…” translates to: “I’m stoopid” #
  • RT @HeartBreakDrake: Moto cliq v0.5 is out now! http://bit.ly/eiBZy in reply to HeartBreakDrake #
  • TwentyH8: “What’s the name on the account?” “It’s my name” “and your name is??” “My name’s on the accnt” Grrr…Splat! #
  • Today went a tad better than I thought IT would . Sorry that I promised you all more TwentyH8 for today. I’m such a loser, butt you love me! #
  • When you work 40 hours a week and you clock in and clock out what is the (?) point of staying after you clocke…
    http://tinyurl.com/yzyorub #
  • Just lost my “joy” for the new Twins Stadium finding out that U2 might kick off their ’10 tour… U2 sucks (except for the song Discotheque) #
  • RT @tim_erickson: WHOA! First snow of the season! This is incredibly surreal. [i knew it was coming today & i just woke my gf to show her] in reply to tim_erickson #
  • Well Mr Snow, IT’s been a while… Maybe I’ll let you finish, because hearing people complain is the best thing of all time! #
  • Woke up, moved turny blinds thingy, #1, hallway/yard time, plugged phone in, did a retweet & @, laid down, wrote this, what’s next? #
  • What if you could tattoo socks on your feet?!? I’m talking real socks to serve the whole sock purpose thing. #
  • Someone in this world will ignore this message while 50% will blink while reading this. I chould be a statistic creator! #
  • 95% of my twoop sessions are real! 3% are after the fact because I forgot my G1, 2% are cool twoop thoughts that needed to be said! #
  • This update is 100% digital and 100% will read it that way! Please don’t print this or write this stat down or it won’t be 100% true. #
  • I bought eggs yesterday for bethany, I’m 99.9% sure the kitchen will smell like craptastic egg salad! #
  • If I live to 100yrs old and die on Oct 10th, 2081, I’ve only lived 20H8% of my life so far. #
  • 100% of this update is being sent from Zeeku.com’s #android Twitter app #
  • RT @Brewzz: For @itradio as an Asian. Yeah, ITs not poop jokes, but close. http://6suwt.tk #
  • I haz an IBC rootbeer! #
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