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Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-09-02

ITRadio — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:00:00 +0000

#h81o – I don't have a friend named Hoggle or Zyzzybalubah…. That makes me go ToT ToT ToT all the way home! #
At work, I do the bankruptcy accounts & the original "code#" on the system is 6… well, i'm creating the new system, so guess who got #666 #
I should join a flash mob even if I wasn't supposed to be there with them in the first place… it's all about being at the right place&time #
Errands took a lot longer than expected… At home, showering, testing skype out for my dad, then I might go live… The Brain is hyper! #
.@amanjo I'm serving Berry Weiss… IN MY PANTS! in reply to amanjo #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
I'm live for a little bit… talking about #twooping things, like #twoop .. yup http://live.tourettesradio.com #
I am up, ready to go… and what's better than a Goober PBnJ sammich for breakfast? How about a PBnJ smoothie from #BerryBlendz #nomnom #
#fact I will never "walk" to work doing a handstand, nor will I carttwheel myself to work. I'm too damn lazy, yo! #
If you are what you eat… then I'm a phuckin' chicken! BAWK #
#fact I'm from WI… I like cheese and chew on pen caps/ends! #
.@kareemy when did you go emo and start wearing you girlfriend's pants? in reply to kareemy #
Today I connected with an old BFF (no, not Rose), but Pandora… For the 1st time in months, I made it through 5 songs in a row a few times #
Kisses from Lucy to the birthday girl! Happy Birthday Booger! http://twitpic.com/2irsc1 #
The Birthday Girl, miss Goober wants to play with her birthday treats NOW! http://twitpic.com/2irsjv #
The girls starting to get hopped on cat nip! http://twitpic.com/2irsyd #
Finding out (yesterday)the tooth fairy wasn't real was fine. finding out saying Beetlejuice 3x is a lie makes me #ToT #ToT all the way home #
do you know what I just said out loud… ok, i didn't say it out loud, but i YELLED it with my fingers! I said m____ p___ #
What is the first word on page six of any book you have? I of course open a picture book, so I guess I can't play my own game… shucks #
That Annie chick, or however you spell her name, never was an insomniac or had trouble sleeping,because it's 5a &… http://htxt.it/l/AbpBIf #
I actually went to bed early because I'm an old man and let the exhaustion win, yet was up at 11,1,2,4&5. My body let 3 have the night off #
Do you ever think Tommy, Dill, Phil or Chuckie ever scored with Kimi or Susie on the Rugrats when they were older? Maybe Lillian did!?! #
RT @JueL: Wild Tymes Palace Stage, St. Paul, MN. Sep.17th (Free Admission)THE PALACE STAGE AT THE WILD TYMES on the… http://fb.me/yu1eZ63m #
RIP @DJAM… watching a few of his videos I posted on FeedThisBlog last year: http://feedthisblog.com/2009/08/28/rip-dj-am-adam-goldstein/ #
Remember when Airwalks were the kewl kicks to have? Now you find 'em @ Payless for $40+ and remember when Payless sold shoes for less? #
.@50cent lindsay lohan if far from fine…. FRIED maybe, but not fine! #
.@amanjo I #StumbleUpon #039;d this pic RIGHT AFTER READING YOUR LAST TWEET! http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/SignDieselChickenA.jpg #
I could be updating this posting doing a 40 cartwheels in a row, or scuba diving, or sky diving, or boogie boarding, but I'm not! #lamesauce #
You know what's Good Humor? A strawberry shortcake cake-sicle for lunch… REALLY, it's what I'm having for lunch! #
What are you eating for breakfast? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kekq #
I'm rich! I'm rich! What's in your wallet? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kerk #
To anyone who watches the live show… check out FFox's AdBIock Plus … It (so far) removes the stupid pop up ads! http://bit.ly/cvxHQZ #
For all wondering… @twoop, @twooping, @twoopin, @twooped @twoopingshoes will NEVER be run by a bot, because I enjoy RT'ing tweeps shit! #
Running to get the Black Box that Rocks the Stock a car wash, some Taco Johns, then back to start the live feed! http://htxt.it/KNGO #
RT @biffbiffbiff: I'm #twooping … that is all [now if we can get the Dev's to take #twooping breaks. The ROMs can wait a few flushes!] #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
.@shaycarl How about you beeting them with the vegetables from Super Mario Brothers 2? in reply to shaycarl #
HEY! I'm #twooping here while the music plays on blogtv stream before I stay to banter…listen @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
I've got songs on random,like Girls of Porn by Mr. Bungle playin' live on stream: http://live.tourettesradio.com Be there, chat, be stoopid! #
The #BlogTV stream is live w/music & my mindless banter about #twooping and other things will start soon http://htxt.it/Oe86 #
RT @erincandy: Bbbbbbbbbb bird bird bird bird is the word #
Who's watching the movie I'm watching? That's right… NO ONE… because I'm making up the movie in my mind! IT's my bird's birthday…. #
Nov 12, 1955… Where were you… yesterday? #
Great scott! … Back to the Future 2 still kicks ass, even if I missed the first/best parts! #
694 from Central is at a stand still for 10 min… cars/buses are turning around and police scanner said the dude was all over the road #
2000 lincon town car, possibly stolen… and semis are backing up now… and a white dude in his 50s on a bike #
Does this help prove my thoughts that Central Ave attracts the crazy people? #
I think the cyclone mower gimmick "in action" videos are sped up. anyone else notice this? #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: Someone just tweeted about about bein at church & I've tweeted about ass and pussy. That's it, I'm going to hell… #
You know… that's funny! #
I don't wanna go to school tomorrow! oh, wait… I don't go to school, I go to work… so… I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! #
I just saw that double rainbow video and I know i've watched hours of pointless stupid videos, but I truly want my last 2 minutes back plz! #
StumbleUpon is the devil and almost took over this twooping session, but I said NO…IT's twooping time #
I'm going to actually release a podcast today from July 24th… It was the day after I received the picture of the hunchback buying depends #
I wish I really was able to watch the Scary Monkey Show (hense my avatar at the moment… I miss Invader Zim) #
I dislike Francis as much as @peeweeherman did/does, but I wish I had a pool in my place like he had, with battleships too! #
I'm out the shower and I didn't fall, because we have those suction cup gimmicks on the shower floor, so I'm still here to un-entertain you! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-26

ITRadio — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:00:00 +0000

#h81o – Man, one of my #KwikTrip chicken sammichs would be awesome to have right now, but I'm busy ToT #
RT @RefRickyReed: Has came to the conclusion that @itradio never sleeps they just #twoop [that's puckin' right!] #
Everytime you get a statment, you make a payment… or you DIE! And do not collect $200! #
I need to do more #twoopingshoes posts, but i'm lazy or I don't like the boxers I'm wearing! #twooping #
Sorry if you were bored with the lack of my stupid updates, but I was in River Falls tonight, which is building a huge Kwik Trip! IT's HUGE! #
For those who follow the other accounts… could you figure out I'm home? #
Why was it easier to teach two people over 30/45 wordpress who never used it before than someone using our new, but same system at work? #
I'm going to the MN Ren Fest w/my 'rents & Bethany Saturday. I'm sad IT's going to be hot & I can't wear my "I'd Rather be #twooping quot; hoodie #
Frosted Flakes….. ttttthhheeeyyyyy''''rrrreee greeeeeat…. if I had some! #
.@amanjo lol… I do my best… the Re_#twoop(s) are like rabbit turds… a whole bunch of chocolate peas at once! in reply to amanjo #
Click your heels 3 times as the clock strikes a tree branch on the corner of the building. There's no place like that place! #
StumbleUpon is out for #Android .. my battery will die faster than ever… LOT #
#h81o – I wish I had an extra head… that'd be cool, but I don't, so that makes me un-cool! #
Is this the G2 in the wild? I think a monkey should be holding IT… that'd be hella awesome! http://htxt.it/OFZC #
Dude, how awesome would IT be if flying monkeys flew out of my ass right now? #twoopin #
my supervisor sent an e-mail saying "let's get together after lunch"… now I have the song stuck in my head, yeah yeah yeah #
#h810 One huge reason I fear & loath #SocialMedia Social Media is not Social Networking! Face2Face is not Media; face2face is networking! #
With that said. I understand you can tie networking/media together depending out the outlet you use, but they are still 2 seperate things! #
i wish my shoes had wings… then I could fly and #twoop on birds who #twoop on humans! (no, a bird not did take a crap on me) #
I do what I do & post what I post for my own enjoyment… if you enjoy (some of)it, that's cool, even if you don't enjoy it, that's cool too #
Is there a reason why my coworkers are so phucking lazy that they can take a new roll of #twooping paper out but leave the empty roll on? #
Lucy is a guard-pussy to my MacMini right now, and Goober is making sure SpongeBob stays under water (except for that one episode) #
RT @sTnez: my next house http://twitpic.com/2gkegg [dude, I don't think you should #twoop in there... #twoop behind the garage! #
Holy crap old lady... you drove at least 10mph UNDER the speed limit on a 1way constuction road for 5 min! #
Like, umm... uhhh... what's up doc? #
IT's awful waffle time! awful waffle, awful WAFFLE, AWFUL WAFFLE! #
Check out my awesome pink headband (i'd twitpic IT if I really had one) and you'll hit a phuckin' tree! #
Do you ever think to stop and think for a second? (imo too much thinking) In other news... Haza! Turkey legs for breakfast in 3 hrs! #
I'm quite ToT that I did not have any flying monkeys come out of my butt while #twooping in my dreams last night! #
You know what today is? Lucy's birthday and she's THREE... Happy Birthday Lucky LicksAlot! or wucy wicca wok #
This just became a hella painful #twooping session...Lucy jumped up on me,then off, leaving a nice couple o scratches on my thigh #
I haven't gone in a couple yrs, but the Mn Ren Fest has gone down hill... only 1 size cups (no king?) and NO MTN DEW? Un-huzza to that! #
.@Xmodem I know! Now it's all coke productions, including Mello Yello... gross! #
Who wants a Mexican baby diapers for dinner? ME! #Chipotle here I come! #
Gonna be live sooner than later... after I eat, and sing happy birthday to Lucy... by that time, it might be 8... PHUCK #
My burrito exposed IT's guts http://twitpic.com/2gyszc #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
i enjoy rambling about nothing... nothing about everything is what I do best, other than #twoop Live now on @Blo... http://htxt.it/l/EkI4wI #
DUDE... I'm babbling... if i actually spoke... live... now... http://htxt.it/9Xvu #
#h810 - I'm still upset that the MN Ren Fest is no longer carrying #MtnDew .. I quite possibly could have stayed longer if they had IT! #
Happy 3rd Birthday Lucy (Licks A Lot)! Now go to bed!!! http://twitpic.com/2h1fyg #
Who wants to sleep for me and fill me in on the dreams I could have had? #
you can say IT again as I go to sleep, but I won't pay attention! #
The Nanny should be banned from any TV station I watch! I'd rather be twooping even when IT's a promo commercial! #
So, I closed my eyes and slept for a while... I'm back up doing my own thing... again... since whenever I started doing my own thing, yeah! #
Here is a g.raeme #twitterfact I've never sent OR received tweets through texting, even on my Dash w/the crappy $5 internet! #
I'm explaining to a friend how it's easier to get the stench off her body if she actually took her clothes for a change while showering! #
Anyone know of any all-you-can-eat crab places open at 8:15a, serving just that? what about sushi? #
RT @erincandy: Wtf is a duck tart #
Finally finding out how many twitter posts included "twoop" my first 14,999 tweets which was April 16,2010... drum roll please #
PHUCK! that was a waste of time trying to use Dreamweaver to find all my shi... I mean #twoop .. If you drum rolled, you can stop #
Wow Stumbleupon, I've missed you! Phuck you for Rick Rolling me at http://unhearIT.com, but thanks for the Super Mario Bros! #
Who wants to write all my ideas down for me today... I'll sit in a chair, lay on a couch, and you just write down my mindless banter! thanks #
When will the "experts" figure out 5 Differences Between Social Media and Social Networking: http://www.socialmediatoday.com/SMC/194754 #
Quite a few ideas still in my head. They are slowly getting #twooped out of my brain one by one.... FFLLUUSSHH #
Did you listen to the live show last night? I didn't think so... know what you missed, a rare 30 min convo w/@GraemesHotSis #
I wonder if #twoop enjoys the roller coaster inside my body more or the sewer system! Do you knowe? #twoopin #
I go to Holiday to get ice way too much! Some know me by name... some make people on break get me my ice from the ice machine! I haz skillz #
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm on hold, even though I'm not, just to listen to the dial tone. #
.@amanjo I kept having this dream where I was supposed to turn in a paper at the end of the year & the book was covered under tons of stuff! in reply to amanjo #
IT would suck if you were a flying super hero and your feet got stuck in cement... up UP and AWAY would rip your legs apart @ the knee cap! #
#h81o how don't know how a phone call got disconnected it you were the one who hung up on them.is IT wrong & not PC to blame yourself in '10 #
#h81o there is not enough air to soften the air punch to your face... #
#h81o - people who just don't get IT #
I should count how many tiles across are in this bathroom while #twooping #
Anyone up for going off the ski jump in Edina? If you do, I'll set up a giant trampoline to land on so you can make IT over the road! #
Do you like jazz? GOOD JAZZ? (not the KennyG/DaveKoz stuff) Check out a co-workers awesome podcast: Aurora Club J... http://htxt.it/l/2Przoy #
Dear makers of Mtn Dew (or Pepsi since they ship it out)... thank you for great tasting soda pop drink! #
I wish I could backflip off ants! #
I want to start a TV show/web series with iSean aka @DJ48... IT'll be called "This and That Guy" #
#h810 - Takeyour "9er" and shove it up your wazoo bung-hoo woo-woo! #
Today is hop on one foot because your other leg turned in to a pogo stick... so you'd really still be walking like normal!! #
Would IT be weird to live inside a car wash? With others always coming in your house? What if you were taking a shower when they showed up? #
This lady keeps callin' my phone asking if I called her. Umm, I was in the shower & twooping... then she asked if I was a coach of some sort #
.@amanjo Is this a family crisis: Johnny just #twooped his pants and it's running down his leg and it stinks really bad in reply to amanjo #
Bethany pointed out I have a huge bruise on the back of my leg...don't know where it came from, butt in other news...I'm twooping! #
.@jackassworld you need to embrace #twooping Phuck pooping... Twooping on Twitter is where IT's at! #
i would like to thank search engines like Google, Yahoo for your awesome skills... now if others would do the same and SEARCH before asking #
.@jackassworld kicking it old school's cool! but #twooping is just pooping while you post on twitter, that's all. thanks for the reply! in reply to jackassworld #
Just did a sweet background tweak over at @JueL's site: http://suzenjuel.com ...while you're there, buy an album & some artwork. She rocks! #
.@amanjo I don't know if we'd catch the JJ crew w/@EvanDavidDahlin They're freaky fast and probably already done bowling! in reply to amanjo #
RT @HeatFan: @itradio found your coffee mug. http://yfrog.com/hqdirlj #
#h81o - I'm all for the cool down in the mid-coast, but I'm not down for the pain it's causing... In other news I'd rather be #twooping #
#h810 - I don't understand your question, what did you mean... does NOT mean ask the question again the same way... ToT (tMFt I hate you) #
Fish brains will rule us all in 2312! #
Belle, IT's been 3yrs & we miss your cat talk, feet licking, face kissing, the waddle & your stub of a tail... RIP #fb #
.@graemeshotsis called me to tell me she thought she saw my crazy drugged out ex... I told her if she talks to her, tell her I'm dead! #
If you pimped or plan on pimping out your FB profile page, you're a tool. If you do pimp it out and get a virus, you're a phucking tool! #
Listening to Jay and Silent Bob Get Old on @thatkevinsmith's SModcast - http://htxt.it/h4Qs - you should listen to IT or come crack my neck #
RT @refrobpage: @itradio I was using twitter for android, but I wasn't a huge fan. Went back to twidroyd (cc @mikekinney51) #
Do you ever sniff your own armpit shortly after you shower & put clean clothes on to make sure you put deodorant on? I do, so don't judge me #
remember when the term "shit pickle" was the cool thing to say? Just me? Well, phuck you then! #
RT @erincandy: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates [are ugggggggggg] #
Holy phuck nugget crap balls, I just sat down, and the chair was underneath me to make sure I didn't crash to the floor! #
Anyone have an old Apple][e joystick that still works? I want to bust out my ][e and play California Games BMX and YouTube my gnarly skillz! #
I want to be like the Allstate commerical, and be a hot babe out jogging w/a pink headband! #
I just had to coach @GraemesHotSis on what to say if she runs over... i mean in to (then over) my ex... say IT w/me...Graeme died & is dead! #
I hate pants! I'm not wearing any, but just in case you forgot... I hate pants... what do I hate more? Denim pants! #
Hold on to your Gonads & Strife.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee yet another video that NEVER gets old. #
.@amanjo Chicken... I'm gonna eat you.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUMixU6u50 #
I'm going to go chase Lucy, but this time WITH my phone... so if I phuck my back up, I can call you! IT doesn't m... http://htxt.it/l/R424EH #
I'm still standing because I never got to the point that Lucy ran... I got near her & she attacked my sock for 3 min while Goobs watched #
Who walked out the door with no pants on today? #
#h810 please shut the phuck up... the sound of your voice annoys the phucking shit otta me... so with that said, headphones on, my phone off #
Who wants to order me a pizza? what about Taco John's... I'd go for Taco John's over a pizza! #
I am hungry...I want food... how does it feel to want? Hungry! Food NOW! #
I never cared before, so why change things up, mwhahaha #
I wish there was a pigmy midget inside my head running turn tables scratching when I talk the talk! #
I think the internet is ready for a 24/7/365 showing of The Scary Monkey Show! Who the phuck feels the same way? #
swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim... #
RT @EmoJesus: @itradio I have no pants on! I am wearing a robe stained with #twoop ToT [couldn't have said IT better myself!] #
RT @zsmithers: Papa chito's was good this morning…california burrito #twoop #
Change my pitch up… smack my bitch up! OOHHHHHH #
I still wish my apartment building had a pop machine… i could care less about a pool, but a pop machine would be killer, w/orange soda pop #
FOUR #
There is a channel on DirecTV w/call letters: NRB! IT's an @emojesus channel… you don't know how funny that is! #
RT @SkunkMunchies: I mean not about people, but sometimes I wanna Twoop but facebook people react badly lol #
Tammy better now mess with me on the way to work today, or i'm going to open my Goober PB&J sammich and smoosh it in her eyeballs! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-19

ITRadio — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:00:00 +0000

Oh really? that's easy for you to say… #
thanks Quiznos person for giving me wheat instead of white bread! GOSH… now I want to cry! ToT #
#h81o do you need to keep printing 3 lines on a page, then TAPE them together? #
IT's time to get down, get down, ggggeeeetttt ddddoooowwwwwwwwnnnnnn #
#h81o – Ummm how do you talk to someone we work with on the phone who's relaying info, and then not tell us once the convo is done? IDIOTS #
Today I saw a dude in a white car with an #Android sticker on his back passenger window. I wanted to yell "WHAT ROM YOU USING?" #
.@ids07 Get some Giant Underpants like @peeweeherman … I even have a pair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0 in reply to IDS07 #
I'm hungry, so I'm going to cut off my aching arm/shoulder and eat IT! I can't do shizzzznat, but I can still #twoop so life is good! #
I miss #JoeCartoon .. I know he's still around on YouTube, but IT's just not the same, yo! #
My #twoop is for all the bathroom stalls I never wrote on! #
I have an envelope in front of me… there is "money" in IT… I feel bad for IT… ITs just cheap plastic… STUPID PLASTIC #
.@RealityTC Does #SYTYCD stand for: So You #Twooped Your Crap Dude? in reply to RealityTC #
DJ Rotterdam is the phucking man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WseWZrKjZeo #
Another storm is a brewing! I have reasoning for my pain this week… speaking of pain, @strangebrownie will be here cohosting live on Sat #
For thie first time in, like, forever! I actually had a decent nights sleep and didn't wake up until 5 AND my shoulder/neck doesn't hurt yet #
Another co-worker has an Android phone… I'm so proud! #
Oh yeah… IT's Friday the 13th… I'd show off my 13 ink I had done on my shoulder/collar bone, but my shirt covers IT #
Your momma #twooped so big, she gave birth to the #failwhale .. #twooping #
IT feels like I have a hole in the heel of my sock … ToT #
#h81o – i honestly need to post what the phuck I eat for lunch & dinner, because I honestly don't remember what I had yesterday… HONESTLY! #
Tomorrow, ITRadio back, co-host MattMan/@StrangeBrownie… Live at 7 (an hour earlier)… Be there phuckers or your mom sleeps w/the fishes! #
I should draw a flag for my pirate ship… Hmm… can there be pirates #twooping on a pirate flag? Well, there will be now! #
RT @stacheman: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/pedocomic.jpg #
Just went to Applebees and the waitress was getting hit on by all the old dudes. she even gave a dude a birthday song and it wasn't his bday #
RT @screamqueendaff: Let's Dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. #
I have a recording device inside my brain that records my thoughts, but it has a major malfunction and keeps writing over saved data! X_o #
I want to use LIVE, not go live, but #AbletonLIVE but I'm installing a Live pack (finally) and it's only at 5%… Phuck you ADHD. go faster #
I saw a dog with it's head out the window… the sun roof window that is! #
My mom asked/told me: go to planetphotoshop.com – since when did you start packing a gun? I gotta keep IT real on the internet streets, yo! #
Ok, I was supposed to have a post asking you to remind me to remember that I need to put what "T" stands for in ITRadio for a new logo… #
How about i LINK you for the http://planetphotoshop.com – to see why my mom asked "since when did you start packing a gun?" #
The world is coming to an end, for I am out of Oreo's and I wanted more for breakfast! ToT #
Great job at being productive today… you cleaned out some old files off your harddrive… too bad you're not in PHOTOSHOP loser! #
Tonight, at 7p CST, iTRadio will be live on a couch and a chair hosted by myself, Weird Cookie & @StrangeBrownie! What will they talk aboot? #
This little #twoop of mine, I'm going to let IT shine! #
When I grow up, I don't want to be a ToysRus kid.. I want to be @peeweeherman… I'd just do double takes all day long! HA HA #
I need some cannons for my boat… but first i need a boat to put the cannons on… #ineedapirateship #
Whatever happened to the lady who wore the big sunglasses at the group home on Central Ave… or is IT too hot for her to be outside? #
Umm… what happened to AbletonLive on my laptop?? Downloading again.. then going live…stupid missing app & the jerk face who deleted that #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
I'm LIVE fools with the iTradio Pre-Show… BIG SEXY SHAQ is on!! I'm recording IT! http://live.tourettesradio.co... http://htxt.it/l/oa3N6p #
Why didn't the last link work… Live PreShow happening now: http://live.tourettesradio.com … iTradio starts @ 7p CST #
MattMan/@strangebrownie is minutes away.. and we're 20 min away from iTradio LIVE…the stream's already on! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
iTradio's on the air w.@strangebrownie! your mom listens, your mom's in the chat room… you should be here: http://htxt.it/srTC #
Thanks to those who turned in tonight for iTradio and thanks @strangebrownie for stopping by for your yearly "birthday" gimmick gimmick #
.@mikekinney51 Haha.. thanks for the #FF a day late! in reply to mikekinney51 #
Know a good website: http://youswear.com #
Goodnight spider I smooshed and flushed down the toilet… IT was either that or let Lucy or Booger tear off each leg one at a time! #
I need to build a fort #
What are you making me for breakfast? #
RT @wtfkrysta: "How exactly does one 'suck a fuck'?" [happy sunday morning to ya'll!] #
It's a Sunday morning 7:07 twoop because trends how I do things round this place #
They need to get rid of the "don't save" option, because I probably have great ideas, except they're never saved! #
This is how we catch cat burglars while #twooping http://twitpic.com/2f0gtw #
I laid down for 5 min, didn't close my eyes… NAP TIME IS OVER! #
What the phuck am I going to do with 3.5 containers of sour cream? Oh yeah… skin on mashed tater. (i only use one tiny potato, too!) #
How come the moon can pretend IT's the cheshire cat, but the sun can't grow a beard? #
Bethany & I will be eating Fresh Pork and Beans in Fridley … Not to be confused w/Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-A… http://htxt.it/l/ZWaBKf #
.@ids07 @intaJuice is longer dude… where have you been? IT's now @BerryBlendz! lol in reply to IDS07 #
.@ids07 @aka_J I remember going to the Eden Prairie location about 2 months ago, saw @BerryBlendz but thought it was a new flavor myself in reply to IDS07 #
.@ids07 at least when you said "out of the loop," you didn't say "out of the twoop" … I heard #twoop has a shitty meaning! in reply to IDS07 #
RT @ids07: Dont forget!!! http://bit.ly/b3Nb0y #Android #MeetUp cc:@ITRadio [i will try and be there!] #androidMSP #
All I gotta say is #fuckglee How could you ruin Safety Dance? #vivalosBioDome #MenWithoutHats… http://htxt.it/l/CD6orL #
The REAL Safety Dance for @Conwoman3 @HeatFan @stacheman (feel better dude) and @madbeatchemist… http://htxt.it/l/OIIkVX #
Rootbear Dum Dums are the best Dum Dums in the whole world! #
"If that was that…What were like when they were spankin?" – Keith Flint #
I don't care if originals didn't have them…my pirate ship will have a dunk tank and a water slide! #
Wouldn't IT be fun to have a "slow motion" day, and that's exactly how you do everything you normally do, but in slow motion! #
#h81o – why is this on my desk "we moved stuff around"… was someone sitting at my desk, my chair moved… "we moved stuff around" oh yeah #
So, how does that make you feel? #
#h81o – IT's not different, IT's the same AND easier and the only reason IT's "hard to understand" is because you're making it that way! #
How dare you turn off screen! Now I have to push my mouse to wake you up. I shake my fist in rage! #
Whoever cut my bread at #JimmyJohns cut it backwards or is left handed… IT's supposed to be open on the left, right? Oh, the humanity! #
Also at #JimmyJohns the lady in front of me had the same sandwich, but on wheat… Wheat "subs" don't look like subs. IT's all rectangular #
How stupid do you have to be to run a red light when a cop is the next car after you? You must have known if you pulled over right away! #
Why people sing in the shower?because it's harder than phuck to whistle while your head is getting rained on. it's like whistling w/crackers #
What I learned from @peeweeherman There's no basement in the Alamo & the stars are bright, all through the night… #
My name is graeme, it rhymes with SHUT THE PHUCK UP… wait, i'm not at work, so nevermind what I just said #
I'm eating mashed taters covered in beans…. Do you know what that means? #
Have you ever seen a $20 bill? #
Don't forget… meet me at the slides, cause IT's gonna go down after lunch! YEAH… I'm going to steal your lunch money AFTER lunch! wait.. #
I just got word the man with the tiny hat and oven/stove/fridge (whatever it was) will be help peel potatoes on my boat in a moat! #
I ate a sammich… turkey it was… at 9:30… and it had cheese on it… #
Can you take a step off that cliff? No, it's a'right, you can go first… really, I mean it… damn IT, if you won't, I'll #twoop #
My Twifficiency score is 33%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
I'm up during my bedtime… Does anyone up at this hour know if Saved By the Bell is on? I'd check TV Guide, but IT's not that important #
How long can you stand on one foot with your eyes closed? What about on a flight of stairs? how about a moving train? #
There is nothing wrong with having @BerryBlendz any day of the week, except the days you need to go to the dentist. Dental floss here I come #
For phucks sake… just STFU… not you twitter peeps, I'm talking about the real life people I must talk to daily … ToT #
#h81o – working at understanding what the phuck is going on ourside my work area… i'm confused, but IT's good, but still.. ToT #
mmMMmm… #nom i think we are having panera… how do I know? it says so on the stupid bag… yes, the bag is stupid, IT told me! #
Score!!! SpongeBob is on TV at Silver Lake Dental! I just found out sea weed is 50% sea and 50% weed! #
I have the inside scoop on Brett Favre flying to MN… He's going to have a steak dinner @ Manny's Steakhouse, then fly back! #
"Working out at the gym & walking 3 miles is NOT a good thing to do in 1 day. You really stiffen up" <– overheard by a co-worker HAHAHA LOT #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: "Ass in the new vagina…" Do you agree @k9leavings?! #snacktime ; ) #
Maybe #BrettFavre came to MN today today to meet The King of #Twoop and wants to see my #twooping machine! #
.@BrodyStolz You have just over 6 hours to be 2yrs old… Live IT up little dude!!!!! #
About to flash the new Chromatic 4.4 on my G1… Let's see if I stay with Froyo for a change #
IT's only customary to drink as many cans of MtnDew as you can after a dental cleaning, right?Isn't that what going to the dentist is about? #
I had this crazy nightmare that a week & a half ago, my sister got hitched, I was in the wedding party & I had to wear a tux w/long pants! #
.chromedroid Major kudos… so far on the 1st boot-up on #Chromatic 4.4, I have yet to have a reboot while it sits for the first 20 min #
If I get a house this year, I'm so making sure it has at last 1.5 to 2 bathrooms, because one of them will be the ultimate #twooping room! #
I think I might stick with Froyo.Chromatic 4.4 seems to be working on my G1! I'm waiting till Sept/Nov's new HTC releases before an upgrade! #
Naproxin's after taste is the most awesome after taste EVA! #
Can you use the car pool lane if you're going to work on your Pogo-Ball? Cause IT'd be insane if you couldn't use the sane lane, yo! #
RT @BrodyStolz: I can't wait to listen to Craymo today! It's my birthday! [When I say happy you say IT's your birds birthday] #
#h81o – drooool.. why am in here right now, other than to look pretty. I mean I always look pretty, but i could look pretty in the dark, too #
#h81o Man 1.5hr lunch breaks make me wanna take a nap… I still have 30 min left to spare! #
RT @biffbiffbiff: "Summer Blowout" has a new meaning when you're a parent of someone who isn't potty trained. [Holy super #twooping #
This nap is dedicated to @emojesus… #
You know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow morning? chicken sammiches from Kwik Trip! KWIK TRIP! Thanks Bethany! #
I wish I could sleep on the ceiling… but falling out of bed would not be fun. #
Don't you think that THAT is phucking stupid? am i right or am i right? you know… THAT #
The new @twoop @twooping @twoopin @twooped @twoopingshoes slogans??: Just Twoop IT & Just dookie IT! (thanks @goldbar) #
I need @Deadmau5's fuck-copter! Because he and his cat don't give a flying… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck66ML-ByrM #
8 min until Hot in Cleveland's season finale is on tonight… I hope TV Land brings IT back sooner than next summer! #
mr. spider, i'm sorry you drowned, but it's a much quicker death than Lucy ripping your legs off one by one! #
Hello stomach… what would you like for breakfast today? A steak? That would be great! #
Hey midwest… the weather is a changing in the next couple days again.. I can feel IT… For real, I can feel IT! #
I wish they sold turkey legs in my parking lot like they do in downtown Mpls! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-12

ITRadio — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:00:00 +0000

#h81o umm… I'm not done with lunch yet! #
I have 1000000000000000 times inifinity blood cells… and all of them like #MtnDew #
IT's not a tweet if IT's a #twoop …that is all… The King of Twoop has #twooped Now ca rry on my fellow tweeters… Carry on #
When's IT nap time?because after nap time is snack time, after snack time is playground time, then after playground time it's #twooping time #
I want a Little Debbie Star Crunch… One of the 50 cent ones, not those piddly tiny ones from the store #
Trying to get shiznat ready for tomorrow/saturday/wedding weekend… #IdRatherbe #twooping! #
Kris Kross will make ya…. #
Lucy Licks A lot, coming to a sink near you… the sink world tour! #
Man… my G1's background is so late 80s/early 90s.. IT's awesome like an afro mullet! #
Air is stooid…know what I'm talkin bout? #
Put up yer dukes! #
Did you remember to unplug your toaster after using IT to cook your tomato soup? #
What ever happened to living in a van down by the river? Remember when that was the cool thing to do? #
When did Pixie Sticks stop using real pixies to make candy out of their blood? #
#h810 – IT doesn't matter what I was just about to write. I started to make this post using #20H8 & that made me go ToT! Why @emojesus, WHY? #
From this day forward, #FF now stands for "Flush Fridays" for all the #twooping fools out there. The King of #Twoop has spoken! #
If I knew @peeweeherman was coming over to visit, I would make some frozen fruit cubes AND bust out my #GIANTUNDERPANTS #
Gum is only gum as long as IT has flavor… once the flavor is gone, IT's stuck to the bottom of your shoe! Seriously, look now! #
Met up with my sis, had some Arby's, now back at the rents for a nap…then we need to go to dress rehersal… yay?!¡¿!? #
How long does IT take to kill my electric razors battery… I want2take a nap @emojesus… what did I do to deserve this? ToT #
#h81o – I'm wearing pants (not the tux)… enough said #
Dinners over… legs are moving to the beat of some drum I can't hear… #idratherbe #twooping #
RT @heavydizzle: http://tweetphoto.com/37244821 bikini lady sighting!! #sfbikinilady #
RT @juel: Feel Free to Viral this it's been TOO long since i've done it! http://bit.ly/95Z9xL #FF @itradio #
What happened to the clowns that eat you if you sleep? #
You have no idea how I would love to sleep… I'll pretend to blame it on @GraemesHotSis getting married tomorrow! #
Those who drink Folgers coffee are not insomniacs…if they were, the best part of waking up is actually knowing you had a decent sleep! #
I'm about to shower and had to the EC farmers market, but I'd rather be #twooping ..oh wait I am #
My hair is all did, about to meet up with my Canadian aunt/uncle/cousins for breakfast… then to Gloria Jean's for some coco loco! #
I'm about set to walk out of this hotel room, down the wedding aisle, and watch my sister get hitched… #idratherbe #twooping (jk?) #fb #
By the way… they said IT wouldn't and couldn't be done, but I'm updating during my sis's wedding. How do you like them apples? #fb #
Hot damn IT's hot standing outside in the sun wearing a tux at my sister's wedding. I have total swamp ass right now! #idratherbe #twooping! #
I'm pretty sure I, The King of #Twoop would rather be #twooping but I'd rather be in shorts first! ToT #wedding #tux #fb #
I should have bought stock in Kleenex… I thought @graemeshotsis would be blubbering at her wedding, but Justin's tears are a flowing! #fb #
Well, Justin's now my brother-in-law… Congrats to Justin & @graemeshotsis…now back to my un-scheduled posts when I get around to it. #fb #
Is IT considered a bad gesture if the photo dude had the middle finger ruin a shot if he deserved IT? #
Only a big brother can calm his near tears sister during a wedding by mouthing "I need to #twoop quot; and Bert's laughing resonse: "I'm sorry!" #
5hrs of sleep w/out sleeping pills ain't bad right? Not bad if i'm already ready for a nap 35 min later, right? #
I really could go for some nice crispy bacon right now! BACON BACON BACON #
Our welcome home bra-mas tree! Thanks Tammy! http://twitpic.com/2cv341 #
What's the best to have? A want or a need? I need a nap, but I still want crispy bacon. #
I'm done wanting bacon, because i'll be taking a nap… dreaming about eating bacon on my pirate ship! #
I am having some well deserved Taco Johns… and a Mtn Dew! yup yup! #
HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD… Al Snow vs. Rhyno vs. Spike Dudley… AWESOME (not mike)! ECW ECW ECW #
Double "chair shot" from Spike & Snow was awesome! ECW ECW ECW… WE WANT HEAD WE WANT HEAD #
GERTNER SPEECH!!!!! WELLLLL WELLLLLL WWWWEEEEELLLLLL….. Dudley's vs Axl & Balls… #
Only in "ECW" would you and will you have a Star Wars light saber fight…. THIS IS AWESOME…. THIS IS AWESOME! #
THIS IS SABU…. and The Whole Fuckin' Show RVD… You can't put the PH in front of Rob Van Dam… Sorry, lol…and Sabu's bald? WTF? #
What beats Beetlejuice's Banana Boat dinner scene? How about the 1st time Banana Boat song was EVER on TV w/the M… http://htxt.it/l/9qIAcG #
This pillow has comfort…fall down and go boom…what just happened…do you understand… 6 updates in one…you're welcome #
I can't find my stupid kick-stand for my phone. If IT was stoopid, maybe I'd find IT, but nnnNNNNOOOooo! #
#h81o – excuses on why you forgot how to do your job will happen 2morrow! "My back is out"… only I can use that excuse with meaning here! #
Hey… don't make outgoing calls… "okay" 5 seconds pass "hi I'm looking for blah blah" … thanks for listening! #
Hey douche nozzle… don't call to pay a bill, then stat talking to your friends… thanks very much and go fist phuck yourself #
I'm watching my screen process something that's slower than watching paint dry! #
RT @amanjo: Okay, I need to improve my mood with cheese. This works because I was born & raised in Wisconsin. [Cheese rules all!] #fb #
IT's my break and I can do what I want to, do what I want to, you'd #twoop too if IT hasppened to you! #twoopin #
Over the past couple weeks, more so Saturday, I've embraced the word DOUCHE followed by KNUCKLE, NUTZ, FACE, MONKEY… That is all #
If I come over tonight… what's for dinner? #
Bethenny from the HouseWives show just had the best line Bethany needed2have me see after she had an epidural:"it's all good cause I pooped" #
After 8 hours of pain and suffering (LOT) in a rental tux… all I got was a pair of black socks… SCORE! #
ROFL… Lucy was just headbanging to the beat of Trent Reznor and company covering Iggy pop's Nightclubbing #
What was I doing before I was doing what I'm doing now while writing this before I hit send? #
Holy phuck… someone just tried video responsing the Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-Air mash-up w/their own mash-up… IT's phuckin' horrible! #
To bed I go, butt to sleep I won't! #
Coming to a bed near you…"SLEEP" with a special full length trailer by the creators of "close your eyes insomniac", "haha you can't sleep" #
Sweet… 25 min before I get to jump otta bed … Lucy was a finger cuff and is mewoing at it… at least Goobs is quite chillin in bed w/me #
#h81o – "I'm eating maple sugar oatmeal… "hey, [I'm sitting right next to you when you just said that] what kind of oatmeal is that?" #
i am a hungry hungry hippo… oink oink… yup, i oink'd as a hippo… what you gonna do bout IT? #
I will karate chop my way out the door today… but I will cry if I break the glass and cut myself! #
I'm turning my phone off.. well, my work phone that is #
RT @boyer: #twoop Someone committed a born crime up in herez! #
I asked the owner of the building to look at our AC unit, next thing I know he's on the cherry picker @ our window.Scared the #twoop otta me #
.@clouddead7 Glad you enjoyed me RT'in your shit! I make people smile one #twoop at a time! in reply to clouddead7 #
What the phuck… So I get a FREE t-shirt in the mail that I didn't know I was getting, but I have to PAY 34 cents for extra postage? #
Who would, or why would you give MonaVie books and DVDs as wedding gifts? #
My invisible friends came over to visIT and we're going to have an invisible talent show and you all are invisibly invITed! YAY! #
RT @peeweeherman: I'm a loner, Dottie…a rebel. http://yfrog.com/0evwtj #
I need a heating pad… and Pandora turned on so IT can drown out Lucy playing with hair ties as Goob's watches on #
I am punching the air thinking IT's your head… stop being stupid… only I can do IT and get away with IT! #
RT @KeikoTakamura: I wish I could swim every day. I can't do backflips in my bathtub. #
I had this crazy dream that I squeezed some bump on my pinkie and green, blue, and pink playdough came out for minutes on end! #
#h81o – Oh naproxen, how i've missed you… thank the weather for brining us back together! #
Whatever happened to the Snapple lady? She comes up every so often, just as often as Sinbad dying. I think there is a conspiracy with that! #
What era are we in? Who says "Does IT jive yet?" when asking if I've pulled up their account yet… X_t #
RT @JueL: Leggings with boots, or bare legs and boots? black dress or red dress? Hair up or down? [You do know IT's phuckin' hot out right?] #
Are there days you wonder what you said/posted that made you lose followers? I'm not losing any, but it's a question I had! #
"Don't get me dddooowwwnnn… [mis-heard lyric] 'Bruce'" – That's going thru my head WITH the misheard lyric/word #
Testing out TweetDeck for Android cuz I have the skillz thanks to @yeradis #
Fly to the moon… that's where you'll find my pirate ship! #
I use #HelloTxt and the web version & the URL brings you to the "dashboard" and that reminds me of that band and that makes me feel emo! ToT #
When your ego is so huge you don't realize your complaints about someone are the same complaints peeps have about you = you're an idiot! #
The same ego filled fools are the same ones who think they are the king shit and do nothing wrong… go fist phuck yourself & shut up! #
I was at Target yesterday and forgot to see if MtnDew was on sale and I'm almost out at work… anyone know? #ihaveissues #
Possible GREAT thing for those who wait when it comes to #Android Will I stay with #HTC #Tmobile forever? http:/… http://htxt.it/l/APnyGa #
I'm Graeme! I was in a band, I was a pro-wrestling manager, I host live streams, I like to fart, I swear, and I follow @emojesus #
RT @QuantumGood: Thumbs Up for Swype Keyboard – Or should that be index fingers up? http://ow.ly/2onv6 #
I'm getting fre oles from #TacoJohns & that makes me want to sing: ole, ole ole ole, ooollleeee, ooollleeee #
McDonalds has a calendar for Customer Complaints. I saw a bunch of 0s and thought that's a reason to complain in itself. I'm #1 I'm #1 #
RT @amanjo: The curse of the myopic: it is hard to find your glasses when you're not wearing your glasses. #
I can't take pictures in the dark… satan shows up and bites my face and licks my eye boogers, but puts them back #
Blumpkin knocked up a chick… what? #
I need a name for my pirate ship… #
RT @amanjo: @itradio The Black Twoop… RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio jolly poopy face… Maybe I'll have a name for every day of the week! #
I talked to Troy today… he was still trying to find his brother… oi… wooty woot! #
I'm going to attempt to make IT to the Bleechers Old Skool Reunion tonight at what USED to be Bleechers, if my shoulder stops aching #
#tt I have my shirt on for work, but still in my sleeping shorts… I'm halfway there and need to leave in 5 min! #
My invisible friends said they would help crew my pirate ship! AAARRRGGGG #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-05

ITRadio — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:00:00 +0000

#20H8 – Stop making me slam my head against walls with no give #
#tt F10 is not "enter" and "enter" is not F10, no matter HOW MANY TIMES you "think" you pressed it. #
IT's lunch time… so yeah! #
I'm enjoying one of my last #twooping sessions while I'm still #20H8 #
phuck this shit, I'm #20H8 #039;in everything! going home now… Nickelodeon Univ. tomorrow!!! I saw a squirrel and IT was going weeeeee #
Bring back the b.W.o and the J.O.B squad… I'll be happy! #
I have the idea of doing a headstand in the shower, but I thought I'd post something in case I hurt myself & you don't hear from me again! #
I want to live in a giant hamster ball… that'd be awesome to "ride" in to work #
Quite possibly my last #MtnDew at #20H8 …DOT DOT DOT… ToT #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/4000i #
9yrs ago, i jumped from a sinking ship… not the best after-jumping choice, but you learn shIT that way… #
You can't confuse those who confuse the confused,but IT's fun to confuse the non confused to think they're confused(no idea what this means) #
Well #20H8 .. IT was a fun 365 days, but I must say good-bye & say hello to my new #H810 skills, because tweeters like ppl w/skills! #
#H810 – I no longer #20H8 .. might as well get some striped shirts and cry like the emo that I should have always been…ToT #
I wish I had grills…I'd have them look just like my teeth do now. #
#h81o I'm laying in bed butt I'd rather be twooping, butt have no twoop2twoop yet! ToT #
I have 2 flyswatters and they are recycled plastic… from dead bug juice carcass! http://dailybooth.com/u/40b4i #
Before we head to the MoA to go see what I eat for sooshi fish at Underwater World, we're hitting up IntaJuice… i mean BerryBlendz! #
Underwater World round 1 is done, now eating at Twin Cities Grill, then Nick Univ! #
Standing in line on your birthday sucks goat nutz #nickelodeonuniverse … who said these peeps could ride today? #
#h81o I wish I had a cut-in-line pass… maybe if I #twoop myself they'd let me go to the front of the line! #moa #nickelodeonuniverse #
RT @amanjo: Just saw a DeLorean in Roseville. [Did it have a flux compassatator?] #
Some kid in line just said he farted, haha #idratherbe #twoopin #
See seahorses by the sea shell… doin IT! #UnderwaterWorld http://twitpic.com/2a5ezu #
RT @reallybanderson:If you play an Oasis album backwards you hear messages from Satan.Even worse,if you play it forwards you hear Oasis. #fb #
Don't go to a Chinese & Japanese restaurant, stand in front of the sushi bar and chef and ask if they have a sushi chef that works there… #
IT's that one time a year I post this video (or lyrics) … The Vandal's "Happy Birthday to Me" So do what I say,… http://htxt.it/l/RBghSz #
I'm enjoying my 1st #twoop at 29 after eating the entire Underwater World creatues except for the turles, because I like turtles!!! #
i'm going to practice snorkeling in the shower(cause you know there's enough water to swim in a shower)… then to EC. Not going live 2night #
What will be my tuneage for the trip to WI? hmm… no idea #
I am full…. blaaaah #
Lucy was on the table when we got home & I turned around to put something down & she sniffed my butt, so i asked if it smelt like roses! #
Driving on 694 blows when IT's one lane… in the dark… with people who can't maintain a constant speed… jerk nutz #
Umm… why does my hand have black paint/oil/crap/something on it? and what the heck was on my sock when i wore the flops that don't flip? #
Who wants to place a bet to see how many times I hit a stupid yellow flying gimmick… stoopid flying gimmick that happens to be yellow! #
leave Marko alone, Polo thinks IT's rude to only call for him #
I know how you can kill over 95% of bacteria…IT's a secret I will tell you…watch TV! #
Dear MN… I hated you before I moved here 10yrs ago (to the day), now I just tolerate you… In other news, I need a phuckin' haircut #
On Friday, when we were on the Last Airbender/surfboard ride at Nickelodeon Universe, I was hoping to go flying off like Wonka's elevator! #
What others have learned over the years… don't wear black socks for hours, then take them off on a road trip or I bitch em out hardcore #
I wish I had some cheese in the fridge… oh wait i do… nevermind #
I don't know if the tide has come up where I live ever… maybe if I lived on a lake I'd know… or if I had a moat #
Sunday morning *FIST PUMP* time! #
10yrs ago when I moved to MN, all I had was livejournal & #MtnDew .. no friends, dial-up, and twooping was def. Unheard of for 7 yrs #
My parents got me a card that had to deal with smelly socks… do they know me or what (at least they're not black socks!) #
who wants to enter an all you can eat crab eating contest? ME ME ME… i don't care if IT's a contest, i just want all you can eat crab! #
Remember when all i would wear was black? Well, i still do, but I'm just wondering if you remember that I did, do, done did! #
How many socks do you have in your sock drawer… do you put other clothing items or anything in sock drawers? DO YOU? #
who wants to play monkey in the middle?? how about with a real monkey, who wears monkey pants, but YOU'RE in the middle if we have a monkey? #
Wow… Borders really knows how to celebrate your birthday with a free SMALL tea or coffee…. no mention of #MtnDew or 50% off something #
What makes telephone wires make that buzzing noise? what happens when there are no more land lines? what if @emojesus didn't wear stripes? #
peek-a-boo? there is a scary monster behind my computer? WHAT AM I NOT LOOKING AT? http://dailybooth.com/u/41pdu #
Another shower is about to be had, but I will not attempt a hand or headstand this time… or think i'll try, BUT i might try a cannon ball! #
Which hand is IT in? #
Look to your left! #
What did you do yesterday? REALLY? #
there is so such thing as a yellow brick road, because the weather & sun would tarnish the yellow and it'd get dirty due to global twooping! #
i just annihilated and slammed that chocolate milk… cause that's how I roll on this Sunday night! #
.@emojesus is my home boy! #
Did i turn off the lights? Did Sinbad turn off the lights? Did Sinbad die again? Did someone hack Sinbad's Wikipedia and say he died again? #
Remember when cheeseburgers had real sebu? i mean, the middle is all fake and processed! I read IT on the internet #
When I was moving thre direction of the fan, IT made a noise like pttttbbbbbrrraaakkkkkk #
I.a.A … well, not really, but I.a.n.r.t.A #
I see tings… you can see tings, too! http://qik.ly/B5Awv #qik #
#h81o – I spiked my hair up for the first time in about 2 yrs… did you know you squint when the sun is in your eyes? #
The cheese rules the world… I mean, look at the moon… IT controls the tidse, why not the world? #
Pretending that your head is a zit/pimple/acne does not mean IT will pop like one… instead IT just gives you a headache! Try IT to see! #
Enjoying my first #twooping session at 29 years of age @ work! #
Poodle noodles are not fun if you don't have them in a bowl #
RT @mikekinney51: I'm hoping to hit 1000 tweets by 12-31-10 [you can do IT phucker... I mean friend] #
2 part post/question… Can you guess what I'm listening to? Better yet, can you guess what I'm NOT listening to? (on my ipod for a change) #
If you didn't have any legs, and wanted to break your momma's back, I'd step on the crack for you! That's just how I roll! #
MY SOCK IS WET… I WILL NOT TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE ON OTHERWISE… in other news that never changes: I like mtn dew & hot dogs #
Holy crap… I never realized that all my #twooping sessions & posts have been RT'd… who'd RT my shit? I heard IT isn't even a bot! #
Don't try playing hopscotch while taking a shower. Not because you might fall or it's noisy,but IT's hard to keep the chalk on the tub floor #
I really wish I had a pair of moon boots… blue with yellow stars… and a cape #
.@Crashfennec Thanks for RT'in my RT… Then I didn't have to go the the #twooping account and find my own 140chrctr tweet. haha i'm lazy in reply to Crashfennec #
btw… I'm the @twoop (ed)(in)(ing) accounts. I RT my shit all the time… is that wrong? I like the fact I haven't bot'd those accounts! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
To everyone that showed up on the very quick thrown together live show tonight, thank you! And thank Rooster for requesting I go live! #
Remember when you were told that you'd see a hot dog if you put your pointer fingers near your eyeballs? Well, I was hungry & ate my fingers #
If you really tried putting your fingers together and saw the "hot dog," you probably looked like a fool… if you ate your fingers, HAHA! #
I was bumed out that I only have 3 days of work left, but I was happy to remember I only have to wait 6 days until Monday! Bwhaha #
i don't care if the weather changes, but stop changing where IT messes up my back… jerk! #
I wish I had a gold boat like @daveprazak! #
I need a pirate ship! #
Man… you must feel like an idiot with your right blinker on for 1/4 of a mile only to turn your left one on and keep it on longer! Loser! #
you brokeded IT! why did you brokeded IT? #
I could always keep ITRadio's name for a new show… I Twooo Radio #
#H81o – When will I get the chance to watch paint dry? #
Congrats and happy anniversary to my parents… if my math is correct, IT should be 35 years today! #
Listening and watching my boss actually sit and watch my coworkers is funny as phuck… and she thought all our bitching was uncalled for! #
I don't feel bad for her suffering right now… maybe she should have thought of doing this years ago! #
Who just had a call from Gary Phuckin' Holdsteady? This guy… dude is still alive! #
Please go to the bathroom and fist phuck yourself… that is all! Carry on, carry on…thank you and have a phuck-tastic day! #
IT may be Tuesday, but I'm rocking out to Blue Monday (Orgy cover obviously if I'm rockin) #
I don't have a segway, nor do I want one, but I am going to a mall that has cops on segways… the same mall that has my tux to pick up ToT #
Anyone wanna go get me some Taco John's and deliver IT to me while I try on the tux? And some Mtn Dew… do not forget the Dew! #
Why do socks never stay the same height? And why do witches use brooms? Why? Why? WHY? #
i found out tonight that i'm 65% allergic to polyester fabric, and look at that, my tux's shirt is 65% polyester… guess i can't wear IT! #
I wish I knew how to moon walk, because I wear white socks and dress shoes! #
RT @mikekinney51: Sharks are going to have a week dedicated to me. #sharkweek [DDDUUUURRRRRRRR] #
If I never met ET, I'd NEVER let him eat my candy… you saw what that stuff does to that freaky finger'd looking dude thingy! #
What did you just do? #
The Snickers dream is a lie… you may become Batman, but I'll never have the bat cave! #
PWEI in indeed a four letter world! #
You have six hours and forty-five minutes to tell me that story I said bores the sleep deprived to sleep…tell IT…tell IT now! #
How cool would IT be if Howie Mandel showed up under your bed like little monsters? What if he had a pirate ship and monkeys? #
I just heard someone say "you can wipe your boogers on me, but keep you fleas to yourself!" Some people are just sick on the head! #
Good morning, at central standard time in the city i'm living in, it will be exactly 6:17 and 30 seconds…..now #
My pirate ship won't have the wifis, but IT will have the tidefis. the stoopid moon will mess up our connection up ALWAYS around dinner time #
My pirate ship will have black sails w/red racing stripes so IT can sail fast! If it doesn't have racing stripes, IT'll sail at a snail pace #
I don't care if we're getting a shipment in to our offices; there's no need to keep the hallway doors open where the bathrooms are #twooping #
IT's 11:45… I haven't gone to lunch yet… what the phuck is wrong with me? My tape worm can not function like this! #
IT's 1:35 and i'm FINALLY eating lunch… I don't care if you care, cause I don't! #
Tonight, we shall use our new AC unIT in the bedroom & will no longer have a (Mr. Bungle) Air Conditioned Nightmare!!! #
RT @tomgreenlive: Eat some cheese today!! [I will because you told me to, and I'm from WI, but more so because you told me to!] #
Who wants to help sail my pirate ship when I get one? What if I get a huge mansion, then a huge moat, and I just sail the pirate ship there? #
A'right… who wants to buy me a pirate ship? #
IT's time to have a sock hop… so take off your socks, and hop on em… you don't have to invite anyone over… i'm doing IT right now! #
IT's tradition for me to not know stuff!! #
If you're on T-Mobile, IT's ok to use my texts, I don't use em, so I give back… or something…. ( i need better writers! ) #
I need a watermelon coccon! Or some sea weed, or a burrito shell… I'd never reach that next point of being because I'd eat my shell 24/7 #
I got the skillz other people with skillz don't have… my skillz are so skilla-fried, the non-skillz havin' folk gimmie mad props! #
Who's knockin' on yer door? #
Man… If you just heard the insult I never said out loud, but thought it in loud my brain! I'm sorry to those I didn't offend out loud! #
Street cred won't be around when we no longer need roads in 2015! #
Why won't there be BBQ ribs at Bert's wedding? If IT did happen, there should/would be a ban on napkins and wetnaps! #
Who's there?…whatever #
Why is the toaster taking so long to toast shi… nevermind IT's done… I had to look away from IT #
#h81o – how is IT a direct number at a buisness if you have to ask for them? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-29

ITRadio — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:00:00 +0000

If one of the head honchos at work can take shITs at work, that gives me the right to #twoop at work! #
#20H8 why are you working on last weeks gimmick still? It's Turdsday of this week… you should be working on this weeks gimmick #
So I piss off a coworker for outing her issue, but if my boss found out the issue and said somethin she'd be pissed & crying. I am awesome!! #
Who wants a DQ blizzard?? ME ME ME ME ME ME! Who isn't getting a DQ blizzard? ME ME ME ME ME! #
Actually, now that I mentioned I want a DQ Blizzard, maybe I'll go get one. THEN i plan on going live w/some tunes or something or something #
What does swiftkey do? … will I use it over swype? I don't know if I can get used to iT #
I have hair rollers in my car… I know you wish you had hair rollers in your car… don't deny IT! #
About to turn on the #BlogTV stream, work on music or give up early… you find out! http://htxt.it/RboE... http://htxt.it/l/lTbyRQ #
Why aren't flying monkeys not real? If I had one as a friend, not a pet, but a friend, I'd have to buy a lot of bananas! #
You know those creams to help the burning feeling in your feet? They won't help if your feet are on fire! Unless it was drawn on. #
What am I thinking inside my head while I write this…? #
#20H8 – I'll buy your craptastic crap if you don't advertise it for 30 before i watch a video! I will not buy "as seen online" #
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken to….what am i talking about? #
Would IT be a bad idea if someone fell asleep while doing a hand/head stand? I'm not planning on IT, but I'm finding out if anyone ever asks #
Glasss wouldn't eliminate the problem of not being able to see in the dark… IT's the eyelash in my eye that is causing the major problem! #
#20H8 I bit the inside of my lip while eating a hot dog w/ketchup for breakfast… now I can’t tell if that’s ketchup or blood… oh well #
Happy Birthday to Bethany's dad! I wonder if we'll bring his box to dinner with us @ the casino, lololol #
I want a dinner buffet now AND tonight… maybe I'll wear a bib if they have ribs! #nom #
Snails move faster than my slow ass PC at work… if I worked on a cliff, id shove myself off IT and let the PC fend for ITself! #
I don't know about you, but i'd love some chicken brownies! #
Do you have a quarter? DO YOU? #
#20H8 Holy crap balls… you were not in this conversation, nor does IT pertain to you or your dumbass thoughts so STFU crazy bird lady! #
About2head to the casino for some grub grub grub! #NOMNOM #
Know what would be the ultimate electric slide? Put a slipNside in your house, so it runs in to a wall, hold a fork and aim for the socket! #
RT @VooDooStevie: Our first mexican baby diapers. @itradio would be so proud. http://twitpic.com/280wxe [i am proud shedding a tear] #
You know what would be a sweet ass birthday present… a working #Deadmau5 head! Like, a blackNred would would be phuckin' sweet! #
RT @erincandy: Let's fucking fist pump #
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt I don't know, nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt #
Before the press and others phuck up the story, I wanted you to hear IT from me 1st. I was attacked in the hallway by a sock stealing cat! #
If you ever find yourself in a situation where people question why you're wearing only 1 sock, ask why the don't you stare at sun? #
Today's shITerday! what does that mean? I'll be live tonight at 7 or 8 BS'in about #twoop and other great topics like #twoopin & #twooping #
what the hell is that smell? and no, it isn't me! #
Get out of bed, there will be no more napping @ #peewee #039;s Playhouse… now this is how to start out a Saturday mo… http://htxt.it/l/sqR73x #
For the record… I slept with one sock on & when I woke up, it was still on the same foot. If it wasn't, there'd be some splannin' to do #
Shall I have a burger for lunch or a hot dog from Chris and Robs… those phuckers have tater-tots! #
my chili cheese dog from Chris & Rob's hot dog place never made it out of my kitchen… meaning i ate it over the sink w/spillage happening #
RT @refrobpage: http://twitgoo.com/1e2q36 ZubazPalooza #
why haven't I twooped yet today…maybe I'm but human! #
RT @amanjo: Yum!!! http://twitpic.com/28b13t #
RT @erincandy: just had some epic hangouts with @erin023 @epicbrent @jimbo420_ haha RIP the throne [you're giving up on #twooping ] #
RT @refrobpage: Free fanny packs! Can this day get any better #
What I forgot to mention about Chris and Robs hot dog/pizza place (http://www.chrisandrobs.com/) THEY SERVE TATER… http://htxt.it/l/TBAE73 #
#twoopin is zen! That's cool, whatever! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
So, I'm about to go live for a bit… you can listen and chat @ http://live.tourettesradio.com … and my lip is … http://htxt.it/l/HSLwBA #
I not only bit my lip yesterday while eating that hot dog, i bit my lip again eating mahi mahi last night AND while eating tator tots today! #
What if the bass didn't go bump bump bump? #
Can we voyte for the original freecreditscore.com band back? These new bands blow monkey goats! #
a huge Happy Birthday to @LanceLash … in his honor, you should all #twoop and flush IT in his name! #
See me… #
What does an Android phone user listen2while working on non-Android stuff? How about "Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats?" a DJmix by UNKLE #
if something fell from the sky, but Chicken Little wasn't there to see it happen, then IT must not have been that important. #
What smells? #
I'm in a dilemma and I don't know what to do… southwest salad or rising crust Digiorno (supreme)?? I can't do anything until I pick one! #
I may be unmotivated at times for some things, butt I'm never unmotivated to #twoop #
This chick cop on Cops down in TX said a pig once went on the interstate to cause an accident! Yes, the pig wanted to cause a wreck! #
.@wtfkrysta ROFL… going thru my bookmarks (again), found this, watched it & LMAO IT WAS SCARY SCARY.. http://bit.ly/d0W1ha FISH FREAKOUT #
#observation Since I've taken a shower & didn't put any socks on, my toes do not have sock lint in between them! That is all, carry on… #
.@VooDooStevie you're on a train, on a a train… look at you on a mother fuckin' train! [where's the #twoop It'll be a #twooping 1st] in reply to VooDooStevie #
I love walking in the room when Cops is on: lady doesn't know what to do w/her dead cat, so she's going2put IT in the freezer! #
.@HeatFan @IDS07 @dunlapcj @JavaJunky I'm going through bookmarks and almost want to flash a rom on my DASH for shits and giggles #
Skippin to the loo is pretty sick… what if you slip while you're in the loo? at least you're not skipping on the loo! #
Who hasn't checked their myspace in like, forever, but checked IT today? I know 5 so far… we should bring that shiznat back, ya'll! #
Do you know what a full moon means? bare butts on the balcony day! #
What's the point of selling muffins with the bottom attached.. who honestly eats the part inside the wrapper? #
#20H8 if I play stupid, maybe they'll think I'm stupid because I "forget" what you told me on a daily basis. we don't have to think, we know #
Do fish have feelings? NO… if you drop them in the garbage disposal… IT's not the fishes fault you can't take care of IT correctly! #
Welcome to the danger zone! #
How dare DQ try and put my salsa container for my quesadillas upside down… do you think I wouldn't notice!?? WELL, I DID! #
Who cares what we're in favor for, but if you are, say I! #
If you just installed a new toilet in your house (tammy), why wouldn't you FB/Tweet that out that you used IT for the first time? I would! #
The chicken flies when the cheese has melted! #
The something is connected to the something other than the first something, unless you want the first something to be connected to ITself! #
RT @sTnez: Today I got high… http://twitpic.com/28zkg7 [don't jump phucker! There are other places that need to be #twooped in/at!] #
RT @RyanNyquist: Hahaha! This just in! I'm going to be on the radio show @Loveline on Thurs. night. TUNE IN! This is gonna be great! plz RT #
When is the last time you did a head stand? what about a cart wheel? how bout a round off? how bout a kip up? HUH??? WELL? #
Do the Bartman! #
I don't care if no one is around… I still laugh out loud when the swamp ass monster makes IT known he's still around! #
Don't tell me to turn on the lights so I can find my phone…IT might be right in front of me, yet I check every other spot IT might be 1st! #
Whadda thunk: Once #20H8 goes away, what about #H810 #
IT maybe be 90 tomorrow & I think we'll have frost when we wake up, so cover your plants. if IT happens, don't say i didn't warn you! #
To those magicians who don't use mallows in your acts, thank you! I'm all for the blood like Penn & Teller, but the mallow magicians=sick! #
Who's going2hang with SpongeBob on Friday? Me! Too bad I can't jump in the pineapple! maybe IT'll be out of order! #
Do you talk2your mirrors? Do you cry when they copy you at the same exact time you do something? I do, but I don't cry… I punch em! #
IT's time for jumping jacks! #
brains…. BRAINS…. brains! #
If toilet paper was Oreos or something else you like instead, I'd never wipe my ass and just sit on the can 24/7! #twooping #
I just walked across a parking lot… no time or desire to crawl across IT! #
#20H8 well this really doesn't count, but Tammy didn't get me rice for lunch, so I guess Taco John's is the only way to make up for IT #
Ya know… I love Lucy, don't get me wrong, butt sometimes she picks the wrong time to get a head rub… like when I'm #twoopin #
Do you have a fav. live album you love to listen to AND quote the artists banter? My all time fav: Sweatin' To the Oldies – The Vandals #
Target, check! Bank, check! Taco Johns & MtnDew, check! 5 min left on laundry and time for kitty yardtime & belly scratches? Priceless #
Do you ever want to shake someone and make people read their own tweets & ask them why they're stupid? at least I know i'm stupid, so ha2u! #
I betcha didn't know… I l-o-v-e LOVE -e-v-o-l mother phuckin' #TacoJohns & #MtnDew #
.@anderwebs can you add a sock or underwear drawer? (since everyone is requesting, i thought I would, too, lol) #
RT @DubbagaArmy: I just became mayor of my master bathroom toilet. @twoop SAY IT! [flush and you shall receive!] #
RT @HTCSource: The HTC G1 retires from T-Mobile's Android lineup http://bit.ly/9XNO4L #
Who got a new laptop today? Not me, but this is where IT'd sit if Lucy wasn't there! http://twitpic.com/298xb2 #
Way before Billy Mays (maybe?) and the Shamwow hooker do'er guy, there was Chef Tony… what happened to him? I'm too lazy to Google now #
RT @RyanNyquist: A little look at the X games course for this year. http://tweetphoto.com/35274028 [that looks sweet, for me to #twoop on] #
Is IT supposed to hail tonight in #Twincy If so, can someone borrow me a helmet??? I want to do some batting practice! #
So @Graemeshotsis's wedding is coming up in 12 days.. I wonder what my dad's side of the family wants pics of more, Bert OR me in a tux? #
RT @GraemesHotSis: @itradio I think u in a tux! #
How come none of my friends gave me a baseball helmet?? Is there going to be hail in Twincy? Ka-BOOM goes the dynamite! #
The sky is the color of split pea soup… where's a spoon? I wonder if they're serving it with ham!!! #
I'm awake and the sheep are counting me jump over fences! #
RT @m3ggiesue: Too late for Tylenol PM; too early to get up for the day. Welcome to insomnia limbo. [You and me both] #
.@tomgreenlive I'm turning 29 on the 30th! Every year I sing happy birthday to the both of us and throw piggys down the hill! in reply to tomgreenlive #
How much does it cost for circus tent rope & spikes? I just need 2 sets to keep my eyelids shut! #
I sleep on my left (deaf) side & tweetNpost on my right when I'm laying in bed! #
.@johncmayer Would you eat your guts if you could see them? in reply to johncmayer #
I plan on falling asleep standing up this morning! #
I'm done driving the stupid bus… someone else can drive… I'll jump & I don't care if anyone sees me! #
#20H8 (2days left) – Trained some current co-workers on the new system… change 2 ways of doing things and they "forget" everything #
RT @Crashfennec: Twooping should be illegal. #random #
You know what'd be a sweet Bday present on Friday? A #SHOUToMATIC from @BonaduceShow himself. Anyone wanna give me $10 to make this happen? #
.@BonaduceShow If you get drunk enough and feel up to giving me a #ShoutOmatic my name is Graeme (pronounced Graham) & my Bday is Fri, haha #
"Brain Salad Surgery IT will murder you, IT murdered me We made it for our enemy Brain Salad Surgery" Emerson Lake and Palmer #
With ITRadio being in my brain for over 5yrs, do you know how hard IT is NOT to want to capitalize "IT" when writing up training manuals? #
I'd sell/My soul/My self-esteem a dollar at a time
1 taste/1 taste/1 taste of you my Magdalena – A Perfect Circle (yup, i'm pasting lyrics) #
Sing IT! I know you will!!! Diamonds in my poo, diamonds in my poo poo… I may have diamonds in my poo….. Remember, i'm a ToysRus Kid #
.@amanjo lol… even though the JJohns was a 4sq update, the "This place turns money in to sandwiches" rocked the dilly-o! in reply to amanjo #
I wrote up training material at home tonight, but don't think for 1sec I didn't include a #twoop mention if they left their desks! cuz I did #
#20H8 This is IT…the last #20H8 day you'll ever see from me! I'll be #20H8 #039;in all day… I hope/think/don't think/poodle skirts/fish brain #
I am about to enjoy a blueberry muffin and a Mtn Dew… cause that's a good breakfast if I don't say so myself! #
Who crashed in to a tiny box on 694?? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-22

ITRadio — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:00:00 +0000

I have less than 25 days to get a haircut… and get 30 tuxedo black markers to draw on my tux, and drink 100 cans of #MtnDew #
Nothing beats loading up a craptastic workstation that takes 10 min before it shuts down… they need to up the RAM in these POSs #
Welcome to BUSTaGUT Kingdom… how can I take your order… where you won't get fries with that, just because you asked! #
As much as I'd love a new phone (aka Samsung Vibrant), I will wait until Q4 to see what Project Emerald has for the #androidphreaks #
drop it, drop IT, DROP IT!!!!! #
When I wake up,i know I'm going to be,I'm going to be the man that's #twooping next to you & I would #twoop 500m & I would #twoop 500 more #
RT @StrangeBrownie: @itradio you know what fuck you! I did drop it and my iPod fell in my cup of Mt. Dew! [That's what you get pozer!] #
…Living next door to Alice… Alice? Who the phuck is Alice? #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Nothing…butt…trouble #
Quite often when my G1 and I alone together… I #twooping like nobody's business! #KingofTwoop #provenfact #notashamed #
Could there be life after IT ends? Wait… what? IT ending? Isn't the 5yr anniversary of ITRadio this shITerday? Why, yes, yes IT is. huh? #
Did I just give myself another ITea while working on something? Isn't that what happened with FTB (must…update…again) #
PHUCK… my battery died… oh wait, I wanted to drain IT for all IT's worth.. never mind… carry on with your lives and such #
Do bob sha bob de boo da … do dah dwee…. do dah dwum #
I didn't think it was supposed to phuckin' rain today! #
Mega! Kung Fu Radio is waiting in my car to listen to! #
My coworker has an #Evo .. I am not jealous… until she let's me play around on IT! ToT #
I am better than you if you think you're better than me! That's just the way IT has to be! #
RT @StrangeBrownie: Don't forget to listen to @itradio tomorrow or Sunday or any day next week, hell just follow him [phuck 2 the yeah!] #
SCORE! Corrina said I'm stupid, but I'm not really stupid… that's awesome! #
#20H8 2 weeks until #20H8 goes away… still need something for 2010/29 #
Look inside your shoe… you might have to put your face right next to it to see what I'm talkin bout… and who cares about the smell? #
Since I am The King of #Twoop I need to get myself a crown… hell, i'll settle for a tiara if need be! (Yes, I l.. http://htxt.it/l/FY6wrW #
What ever happened to cities on the moon? I wanna car that runs on water… (hed)pe #
Oh yeah… I forgot I had a rock hit my windshield this morning… every time i've gotten in my car, the crack is longer.. thanks mr rock! #
Also Mr. Rock .. I hope you're happy I get up at 7am to fix that windshield ya hit… i hope you never make it to another gravel pit! #
havin Archer Farms chicken alfrdeo pizza… not bad! #
in less than 24 hours, ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show will be happening!!!! #
RT @ids07: t-pain app for iPhone… MicDroid app for Android… that is all! #inthemarket #
#ff The S's @sTnez @stacheman @strangebrownie @SweetpNJ (suzen)@JueL @shaycarl #
.@itradio has been @ mentioned by 50 individuals and earned a @Klout achievement – http://bit.ly/dcYoYS [umm.. thanks? #TWOOP #
RT @amanjo: @itradio Holy balls, G, check this out! http://klout.com/itradio #
RT @TmoNews: I'll tell you this, those of you not happy with the Vibrant, or the Nexus, or the Slide, should just wait till September... #
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you .... oooEEEEeeeooo.. ooohhh yeeaahhhh...diirrrtttt bbaaagg, no she doesn't know what she's missin #
RT @ids07: RT @oldspice: IF you only had 5 minutes left to live, how would you spend it?(via @bradkeys) http://bit.ly/ckKwJU [#twooping] #
The monkey drives the bus at midnight or baby ants fly to australia #
Holy @emojesus… IT's shITERday and IT's also the day ITRadio has IT's 5yr show! Holy @emojesus part 2… that's in less than 12 hours #
Just saw a dude on his way to Cental Ave wearing just a towl and smoking a huge cigar #
Home again & IT's nap time! i MUST get my beauty sleep before ITRadio, live @ 8p! http://live.tourettesradio.com T.. http://htxt.it/l/vpxQy5 #
Gettin' everything set-up for the "big" show tonight. PreShow music going live soon, show @ 8p CST – http://live.t.. http://htxt.it/l/TPSKmm #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
In honor of ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show, I'm grubbin #TacoBell & listening to David Cross on the PreShow stream http://htxt.it/cuR9 #
RT @dearkatemix: Just woke up. Apparently I was talking in my sleep about @itradio being on tonight. [http://live.tourettesradio.com] #
I'll be in "rare" ITRadio form tonight & DRINKING! Flying Dog Brewery inspired by Hunter S Thompson! http://htxt.it/6QMf Show in 15min #
I had to stop the 5yr show early… storm is a brewin.. didn't want to lose the 1/2 of recording… might go on tomorrow for podcast reasons #
Happy 3hrs early Birthday to the late Hunter S Thompson! “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” #
I need to shut down my computers… but i have a video on the MacMini i'm watching.. i'm so lazy to load it on the laptop for now #
So, I went to #TacoBell because of ITRadio… their X-Large cups sure look like their old LARGE cups… I'm glad #TacoJohns knows LARGE #
so.. science has "proved" that cats don't just meow because something is wrong… some are just chatty. I knew that for years, dumb science! #
For the record… scratch #
Butterfinger ads promote office staple violence! #
I brushed my teeth already, so IT's ok for me to have skittles for breakfast, because I don't have any Oreos! #
Remember pogo balls? I had a yellow one. #
My sister once won a wagon at a DQ contest… i think it was a radio flyer, too… The wagon however… couldn't read, talk or do math! #
I was going to have myself a #MtnDew but the #twoop fairy came for a visIT so here I am… sittin & #twoopin in the dark. #
I didn't forget that I just cleaned the bathroom sink, but I didn't put the soap back! I'm so upset, I walked out without even using water! #
Ok, I lied… I moved the soap back to the sink after my #twooping session. except I spit cleaned my hands instead! that's sanitary right? #
If I had a keg of gun power, and a gun, I'd go blow it the phuck up for Hunter S Thompson's birthday! #
I never played jacks as a kid… still have no desire as a fake kid… maybe that's why i #twoop #
Sharks will soon infest our sinks! #
About to watch the few episodes of Hot in Cleveland we fell behind on.. and monkeys live in my brain! #
I don't care if my mouth is burning… I should NOT have to wait 5 min for my molten lava cake to cool down after being cooked for 1min15sec #
Smelling salts do nothing for the soul! #
My hat is hardcore w/IT's paperclips! http://dailybooth.com/u/3t90w #
so what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? #
I'm graeme… I do tings #
Not today not tomorrow, but a few days from then, I'll be stuffing my food hole full casino buffet! #
Shake your fist at everyone you pass today… you don't have to have a reason, just do IT! You'll feel better! #
#20H8 I need shoes like nobody's biz, yo! I'll step in 40 puddles. And soak my socks before finding "the pair"! #
#20H8 who said they could put work on my desk while I went to my car to get something? What? Do you think I work around here? #
#20H8 your answer was so all over the place, like, ya know, I have, like, motion sickness now and must find a vomIT bag. #
To think is just too hard! #
I picked up a new hat on Saturday and I'll have you guess what color IT is…of you said black, you are correct! #
Sittting on hold is a fun past time for me while at work… hold time = drawing time! #
Who knew you could talk about "being a mom again" after buying a phucking beta fish for 30 MIN. When IT dies, she'll cry for 30 DAYS! #
Sweet… went to Zumiez, 2 pairs of DVSs for $90.. not complaining at all! I feel like a chick or something, LOT #
Omg…she looks like a phucking gremlin! #
I have a great perverted sense of humor, but if I don't find you funny & you show/tell me something, no matter how funny it is,I won't laugh #
This WAS supposed to be a pic of my clean shirt with racing stripes, but that didn't happen, so you get this blurr http://twitpic.com/26vhm3 #
Please… pretend your a dog, jump out the car window and aim for the god damn phuckin' tire… you make stupid people look hella smart! #
I come from a land down under… you better run, better take cover…. if I phucked those lyrics up, oh wellz #
I forgot my shoes in the car, but I threw my others away already & I don't want to get my socks dirty… IT's true, IT's on the internutz #
.@SweetpNJ I still have to find a tiara! I'm working on some website stuff now that ITRadio (the podcast) is pretty much done and dead in reply to SweetpNJ #
RT @erincandy: Man I wish Jurrasic Park was a real place… Dinosaurs are badass. I definitely want to watch that movie now #
Bethany knows I need to #twoop yet feels the need to take her sweet ass time going #1 .. I can only hop/jump for so long woman! #
My new kicks… 2 pair of #DVS .. because you can't go wrong w/DVS and keeping my knee issue at bay! #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3tvcy #
Who the hell laced up one of my new shoes from Zumiez? Hopefully IT was a customer & not an employee, because one shoe's lace was WAY OFF! #
Last week was a sad moment when I realized I need to retire my custom DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes. I had 'em since they came out! #
Now that the DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes are retired, I'm 100% #DVS except for my winter combat boots. My yellow shoes are DVS 2! #
.@MichaelManna @berger43 That wasn't any kind of shoe… that was a shoe-a-cide!!! in reply to MichaelManna #
Seriously, I'm stupid, so all you stupider people, get some smarts! I'm sick of acting smarter than I really am! REALLY, COME ON NOW! #
When too much social media/networking turns in to a socialmediafail, you must remember to K.i.S.S! Even I need to remember that! #NOTaGURU #
All laced up and ready for kickin'… but now which pair do I wear tomorrow? #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3twhe #
I wear my shoes til they become sole-less! When I can't walk in to buildings w/automatic doors, I know my shoes soles were sold to Milhouse! #
During the interview on 1st July, 2010, Tricky stated that his new album titled Mixed Race is scheduled for releas.. http://htxt.it/l/jgx9jt #
When will be able to drive Technodromes to work? #
Because @joshfreese is watching Mulholland Dr., I have to ask those who've seen IT: Would the cowboy be welcome to The (Vandals) Cowboy Bar? #
Tuck 'n roll grandma, tuck 'n roll! #
I'm awake & might as well start yelling at inanimate objects, because IT's usually their fault for everything since we never blame ourselves #
I have no reason to feel the need to pick on inanimate objects,but they had IT coming for being objects of the inanimate! DANCE OBJECT DANCE #
Haha… thanks @dearkatemix for this sweet trailer for "Cop Car"… and I thought my issues with Inanimate Objects.. http://htxt.it/l/egLrFL #
RT @BillyFryBMX: Everybody follow @twooping! soooo dialed #
Who will save your soul if you already sold IT? #
#20H8 … 10 days left ToT #
There are no turtles in the parking lot and I want to see/save some turtles… and if you know me and jonathan the zombie, I like turtles! #
Don't make me go Pop the Trunk… with @TravisBarker & Yelawolf at the ROXY for the FM$ shoe release http://htxt.it/v/oBvb #
And the bass goes bump bummmmmmmp bbbbuuummmmmmpppp mother phuckas! #
I wish I had walls made of trampolines! and the floor and ceiling were made of flubber… then I'd bounce everywhe.. http://htxt.it/l/ihC5B4 #
Man… if you only knew how dumb that shirt makes you look… oh wait, is shirt a code word for something? am i talking gibrish? #
Man… sometimes, you make me laugh at how smart i am to your dumbness! YES YOU! #
I had a postcard from my dentist office for my birthday, but the packet of Skittles they should have attached didn't make IT… how rude #
I just saw a tropical balloon carrying it's litter of hot pockets… that for some reason smells like kangaroo toe jam! #
If I ever buy a fridge, I'll make sure it's a 3n1! A fridge area, a freezer area, and a water slide! #
"The Sisters" of Everybody Loves Raymond … Robert is about to do the monkey & clapping gimmick!! #
Ok… YAaaa YAAaaa YYAaaa YAAaaa YA! #
MUST.MAKE.A.PnJ.Sammich … that is all for now! #
IT's all I want! #
There is an easter bunny in the yard next door to Tammy's pl ace…I just saw IT #twoop colored eggs! And yes, IT had a phone, but IT's off! #
#20H8 – OMG-STFU … IT's a phucking fish, not a phucking dog and IT will not do any phucking tricks! #
My new kicks have pin stripe like pokeEdots on them der laces! #
I am learning stuff, but I'd rather be #twooping #
#20H8 – I'm not sure if IT's cooler to H8, or cooler to #twoop #
Who wants to buy me something? That's right, I'll even broadcast to the world what you've bought me! I'll even twitpic it and stuff! #
RT @wilsonweedz: @itradio I'll buy you a phone strickly for #twooping [seriously? How bout a Samsung Vibrant on TMob! IT's gotta B android!] #
RT @SweetpNJ: Can we bring the cosby show back but instead with a Jewish family in queens [and kill The Nanny!] #
RT @xfashionbombx: Just started playing around with my new cliq. Wonder if ill like it [you should, lol] #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: @Yankee_in_pink I hope you know you can dump your steaming load on my chest any time. #
Haha, the landlord just told me a fire marshal couldn't reach the key box bx he's 5'2"… HE WORKS FOR THE FD, use your ladder dude! #
Damn IT Goober… we are going2get burgers, why did you get in the lawn chair? You need to get back in here! NOW! #
HAHA, @johnniriddlin made IT to the national news bx of Old Spice: http://bit.ly/9eUvCc I know that dude! (i've always wanted to say that) #
Note that cheese doesn't taste like cheese if you're not eating cheese! I know IT wasn't written anywhere, that's why I'm posting this! #
First a waltz… then a polka! #
.@amanjo on #JoanRivers #039;s How'd You Get So Rich, a coboy dude has a moon roof for 3 of his bathroom… one w/nature w/while #twooping #
I'm glad twitter wasn't here 6yrs ago when I had my last major knee surgery!I was on morphine & vicodin & #twooping would've been impossible #
I 1qtch cats walk, but I don't have a catwalk! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-15

ITRadio — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:00:00 +0000

I'm very disappointed in you all! I'm still waiting for that steak! #
If #Quiznos is trying to go green, why did they give/waste a huge paper bag for a tiny phuckin' sammich? #
Hopefully I'll be broadcasting @RefRobPage's big announcement tonight @ 7p CST since @espn won't! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
Whoever Oust'd the bathroom before I walked in just made my gum taste like their shit particiles! #twooping #
RT @refrobpage: @itradio its 8pm. Still hopin @ESPN might cover it… [that gives me more time to get my sound set up!] #
Hello…. my name is I don't know how to drive and breathe at the same time, but they still let me! Phuck heads!! #
After we get home from #SmashBurger I will not be on thr road again with these douche nozels! #
Finishing setting up for the @RefRobPage announcement that @ESPN won't cover. Catch IT live @ http://htxt.it/oZnU (sorry for the ads) #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Major @RobPage/@RefRobPage NEWS LIVE 10min (8p CST) This is the news #ESPN won't cover but TourettesRadio will! ht.. http://htxt.it/l/LIEk1D #
.@RefRobPage Let everyone know to listen to your announcement live @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
RT @kareemy: Alllll I see is Labron this Labron that. This ain't the presidential election. Shut up. All of you. #
One note from the @RefRobPage announcement press conference… Will there be a Best of DVD?: RP: A wise man once said, never say never… #
Never give your name to a piece of string, because IT might knot you up when you least expect IT! #
IT's time for imagination time… once again, the stupid PB&J sammich will be steak tasting… maybe I could cover IT in A1 sauce #nom #
I may want a flying monkey more than a hoverboard… actually, I want a flying monkey RIDING a hoverboard! #
Never wash the windows with a rock… it only gives you a breeze and birds will crash in to your wall instead! #
When will the pizza be ready? What do you mean I need to place an order… why don't you go phuck yerself!?? #
#20H8 I think IT's 10yrs ago today when I was supposed to see #NoDoubt & Lit, but noooo, they would play Warped Tour the next day ToT #
If today is/was the day I was supposed to see No Doubt, IT's also the day we were told not to drive an Eclipse in to a weigh station #
#20H8 why can't I press a button to talk to cust. Service? Why do I have to listen to 5 promts for automated crap I don't need? #
If there is a sign that says ALWAYS USE A COVER LETTER, don't ask if you need one (and yes, this person was 100% serious). #
Stop talking to yourself outloud…then when we question who the phuck you're talking to, don't try and clue us in on your moronic babble! #
Nothing but guinnesses! #
How do you tell someone they huff & puff every other breath? If I was a piggy, my house would have been blown the phuck down by now! #
My iPod is asking me Why So Serious? #
RT @StrangeBrownie: I just met a cool guy in my store, her was a gamer and nerd like me [so IT was a He-She?] #
RT @Syfy: Reminder: I'm giving away my #Syfy Flip UltraHD camcorder to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 7/9- http://twitpic.com/22y6ls #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin heres a new track man http://usershare.net/3udjb5g9h94k #
I haz a new battery for my G1! IT's been 25 min running Pandora and only gone down 5%! #
I have baby slobber all over me! #
RT @JhonenV:I don't remember it ending any differently than this.What are they talking about 'Alternate ending'? http://tinyurl.com/3y53noy #
I think @tomgreenlive & @DavidFaustino need to go on a rap tour! I never saw this vid http://bit.ly/a8gYTz (have you @Yankee_in_pink) #
If you hardly try, you hardly fail, but the harder you try… the harder you fail & soon the fail will hit you more than IT already has! #
Goober did well, once again, with the former landlord's daughter… Lucy on the other hand runs/hides/wants nothing to do with her! #
I'm never changing my socks again… because IT takes forever to put both on… very rarely are they at the same time! IT's true…IT'S TRUE #
Where on Central Ave in NE Mpls is the best place to buy shisha for hookas? Is there any where else good other than Holy Land? #
A friend who has an #Android #HTC #MyTouchSlide can't connect to his wifis w/his encryption key… any suggestions? no router restart yet #
I still love watching the iPhone vs. EVO video over and over and over… because IT has the wifis http://htxt.it/v/3Kh7 #
I'm phucking wasted. I just took a shot of Target brand mouth wash, and IT knocked me on my ass! I'm surprised I can post this! #ImHardcore #
I have a sweet 80s/90s lead line going right now.. If I could only tweak the bass at 11:50p #
I'm not sure which is on protest:My eye lids not wanting to stay shut long enough to sleep OR my my sleep not wanting my eyes to stop seeing #
If I take my work underground… IT will be dirty! #
Go to the bathroom, point and laugh at the person staring back at you, and make rude comments… then feel bad for what you called yourself! #
I'll never wear one of those tacky #OffClipOn gimmicks… blue is not my color & bug bites = RED, bwhaha #
We shall all wear bags on our heads in 2043! And you will have to draw your face on daily, and if you phuck up, too bad, we'll point & laugh #
I've eaten chocolate covered crickets, but I've never spit a dead cricket 20+ feet, let alone spit a dead (or live cricket) in general #
My TravisBarker DC Ghettoblaster shoes are on their way out… coming apart right before my eyes, kinda, maybe… that makes me ToT #
Crank the bass… time to party #
Anyone want to bring me some chicken fried rice? I might not want it in 20 min… who knows, I could want chili later! #
rock the casbah #
Bethany and I just hung out with @amanjo … she met the cats … and found out that @EmoJesus is currently her co-pilot while driving! #
Hydroplaning is cool and all, but what about hydro#twooping? #
If we never had a spacebar, we'd have 1 word sentences/paragraphs and books would be hard to fit in any bag/backpack, car/semi/plane…etc! #
RT @wtfkrysta: New oxymoron: poop-alicious. Yeah, my boss thought of that one. #
What goes in…must come out! #twoop #
"Good People Drink Good Beer" – Hunter S Thompson … FlyingDogAles.com #FlyingDog http://dailybooth.com/u/3oofn #
No ITRadio tonight… why? Cuz a friend is turning 30 and we're supposed to stare at him getting older and fatter (from his mouth) #
I'm going to invent the kickstand! Don't tell me IT's already made…I read about IT on wikipedia, but I can't trust facts on the internuts! #
I'm going to drink Hunter S Thompson inspired beer/ale tonight…http://htxt.it/aDB8 and Ralph STEADman did the artwork! #
And at tonight's party… while watching the birthday boy get older… I might think… I'd rather be #twooping #
I did not imagine this, but I saw an invisible kid get hit by a car and this bike broke off in too.. and all three of his shoes flew off! #
I'm pointing my finger at YOU… now pull IT! #
.@cyanogen Thanks man. I've been using Froyo for a couple min and I'm bored with IT… When does Shortcake come out? ok, horrible joke… #
RT @AndroidSPIN: ROM: Cyanogen CyanogenMOD v6.00-DS RC1 for T-Mobile G1 / MT3G – http://tinyurl.com/2ex9d7l #android #
I admit IT… I Just Dance'd #
Stick a fork in the electrical socket… then, post the results! Do IT now…AND I take NO responsibility for your stupid actions! #
I'm scared while I #twoop that the bee/hornet that Lucy knocked out, long enough for us to flush, woke up while being flushed, stings me now #
I remember @Anderwebs made a simple ADWLauncher for ice cream! Now, IT's beer & makes complicated launchers. not sure what i like more #
Who the.. what the.. Some strange "woman" was on Cops w/the most phucked up eyebrows and talked about ppl in her attic trying to get her #
Peter Pan should have never made Hook! I mean, Hook's awesome and all, but why ruin Pan's life sayin he's old? and pirates didn't wear wigs! #
IT's too dang hot to be a #HoodieNinja .. even with a pillow case… and naked ninjas probably don't blend in to their surroundings too well #
#20H8 hey you driver, stop driving… your driving sucks, your mother dresses you funny and you call that a hair style? #
#20H8 – You better be proud of yourself lady… now i have to suffer the huffNpuff machine for the rest of the day! Grrr…splat #
Sweeeet! I haz a hot dog from Holiday corp's building… 5 min early too! hUt diggity dog! #
I answered a question with "4" and it had nothing to do with the question. no matter how much I defended my answer. They didn't get the joke #
Hahaha… I have fresh tar on the front of my shoe, so I wiped it on the tile in front of the toilet and it looks like shit smear! #twoooin #
poodle skirts are in fashion! you won't see them, but they are! #
Don't be clever, be a cleaver! I don't know what that means… please excuse this update… sure! #
RT @SHOUTcastRadio: Do you have the SHOUTcast Google Chrome extension yet? http://bit.ly/ahkyK6 #
RT @sTnez: Did slaves get paid millions of dollars to play a kids game? Jesse jackson is a douche. #
Who really lives in a pineapple under the sea? And how the hell does a pineapple live under the sea. SpongeBob has life made! #
shoe strings will be the new era of flash harddrives… if they aren't already… if so, my awesome idea is foiled! #
Why am I installing apps i won't even use… just because I can? who makes up rules like this? ToT #
You probably didn't know this… but my feet are really flame throwers and potato cannons! #
Oh yeah… Sunday Sunday Sun.. I mean Saturday Saturday Saturday! ITRadio's 5yr show is this Saturday! Be there! #
#20H8 If A + B = C, then a day goes by, but nothing changes… A + B will still = C. If it's the same as before, IT should be confusing! #
RT Conan O'Brien: I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral. #
Remember when ITRadio had a fresh set of digITS? 206-666-4887? I don't! Now if I could only figure out what to do w/my GoogleVoice Twoop # #
dude… you are hammering that wood all wrong.. put your hand UNDER the nail, THEN take a shot… either way, I'll be amused #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: If my anus was a children's book it would be a scratch-and-sniff. #
Pants or not…in 25 days, i'll be tweeting how @GraemesHotSis is crying before she takes her 1st step down the isle to the alter! in reply to GraemesHotSis #
No sit.. this is NOT a trick question, IT's just that every anwer you'll give us is, well.. WRONG #
dude… where's your deck? #
I just annihilated my mexican baby diaper, aka chipotle… and all i have now is an aluminum ball that smells like fajita! #
RT @johnny_bones: I'm voiding my bowels. [for @emojesus's sake man... the word is #TWOOP ] #
don't expect anything2write home about for the ITRadio 5yr annvrsy show… unless you give me good reason… like giving a flying phuck! =) #
#20H PLEASE FIX THE PHUCKING BELT IN YOUR CAR… every phucking morning… just when an insomniac might get that last 1/2hr of sleep #
I wish I was a clown… i'd have pie fights every morning! #fb #
The best music to listen to at work is music that sounds just like your work phone's ring…oops, I didn't mean to not get that call! #
Listening to Deadmau5 on random today… random dancing on peoples desks may happen… all while I swear and flick em off in the process! #
IT's time for everyone to do something! Like read this pointless tweet… I just wasted however long it took to read this! SUCKER #
mexican baby diaper #twoopin session going on up in hur! #
I hate getting asked the same phucking question from the same person who just isn't getting it, yet I love giving her the same answer daily! #
I'm going to cancel my tux rental for @graemeshotsis's wedding & wear my pirate boxers and draw my tux on w/"tuxedo black" markers! #
I must have done something right today after pissing off a co-worker for telling her the same answer to the same question. Hella quite now! #
Now take me to the h.o.s.p.I.t.a.l! #
I'm all for warm showers on hot (and humid) as phuck days like today… but water temps should not change, now my back is tweakin… PHUCK #
Monkeys fly out of my butt! #
I'm going to hire this monkey as my limo driver, once I have a limo… and a limo driver that's a monkey! http://htxt.it/i/zrrXZK #
I miss the mad cows! #
there are no fiddle sticks are not something you want to throw to OR at a dog… no, i did not do that! 1, don't have a dog and 2, no fiddle #
Tomorrow is the next step to the future where you will wake up and say…. damn, it's the future, I should brush my hairdryer! #
I took a walk today from my room/studio/spare bedroom/the cat's playground to the living room and boy are my arms tired. I need a nap! #
My heel itches. & my other heel is pointing IT's foot at it and laughing… oh wait, karma is a bitch and the laughing foot is tingiling #
You want to talk? don't meet me at the water cooler, drinking fountain or pop machine. instead, meet me @ the garbage cuz i'm a trash talker #
Pizza Hut's 39cent wings commercial tells me, if I want to IT's ok to be a smelly hippy & wear dirty clothes. Bitchin'…if I liked wings! #
I'm bout to (hed)2work & I'll be live on #BlogTV tonight around 7p to work on the new "dance" track I'm working on and find "perfect" sounds #
#20H8 they're talking about clipping coupons like they just came out. how have you made it 25/55yrs in this life for being phucking stupid? #
Key to maintaining my weight came from an ex of Tammys, if you're pissed, drink water! My coworkers talk too much to drink anything #
Anyone still use a chalkboard? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-08

ITRadio — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:00:00 +0000

RT @markhoppus: morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then heading to the studio. #fb #
#20H8 .. I will not fake laugh if what you say/do isn't funny! #
I've worked at my jarb for 7yrs to the day… #fb #
My toe feels like it should be cracked, but I don't want to take my shoe off… wait, maybe I do! Mwhahaha… MMWWHhaaHHaaaA #
I need to land a job creating 4-letter words… it'd be 2nd nature for me! #
If you said 4, you are correct! #
I plan on going live sometime tonight, probably about 7.. work on music or phuck around with samples. we'll see ht.. http://htxt.it/l/VY0ZVK #
The Fonz never had #twooping sessions, let alone twitter, so that makes me cooler by default! Long live the #KingOfTwoop Eeehhh #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Got a couple ideas saved in my never ending quest to create song ideas in Live. There will be a show Saturday night! BE THERE #
If trees could talk, they'd bark and we'd put shock collars on them… then they'll just turn in to sorry saps… onlt if they're maple! #
RT @jenjenfukker: i like the way Q looks on my phone. looks like a big fat sperm. fat boy sexy sperm! [hahaha] #
What smells did you smell when you woke up? Me? Cat poopies, cat piss, and the fresh smell of a dumpster… oh, and my chicken taco! #
#20H8 being at work watching lists compile… watching paint dry is better entertainment! Dance paint, dance! #
Because my right eye lid keeps twitchin, I've realized IT's growing legs, will remove ITself from the socket & clone ITself with a new me! #
Today, I'm walking on 2 feet, but in my mind… I'm skipping to the loo! #
I will be posting my new (attempted) era pose (aka facebook pose) later today… including double peace sign. I be stylin' peeps! #
#20H8 STFU you never ending verbal masturbating chicks! you have no idea how stupid you make yourself sound! Me? I know I'm stupid, so yeah! #
Monkeys fly because the Wizard Of Oz said they can! #
The World Cup has never been the same since OJ's famous ride! IT's like waking up on Saturdays without cartoons! Not sure how, but yup! #
The world knows when you try too hard… IT catches up to you way before you ever realize that fact… if you even realize it. #
Going with Bethany, her mom & sis to the Twins game tomorrow… 1st time @ the new stadium and not the 3D video I worked with last year. #
Oh… tomorrow's shITRday! ITRadio @ 8…Maybe I'll be a lobster cause i'll lose my emo-ness @ the twins game. Does my body know how to tan? #
Finally saw the Super Mario Brothers played on the violin (live) vid… you can too. not bad, haha http://htxt.it/v/pOeB #
I've been listening to In This Moment's cover of Blondie's "Call Me" over and over tonight… that must mean I like it?!? #
JTHM's Director's cut… best comic ever… one of the few "books" i've read all the way thru… EVER! http://dailybooth.com/u/3kjck #
If Glad or Hefty never made garbage bags, would the world have anything called "trash"? what about landfills? WHAT ABOUT SAFETY WARNINGS?? #
You tweet like a girl! #
Thnx to Lucy having a need to play w/everything in the bedroom, I'm up to a great surprise. E-Xtreme 1.9.1 for my G1 w/FROYO (android 2.2) #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://usershare.net/0zsjdgeqzzyd [SWEET ha] #
.@TrevorCreech How can I download the Twoopin' while I'm poopin track?? I can't use .exe files (from imesh) #
Who thinks they can just waltz in, start up a chat, then leave after only ONE post… that's my job people! MY JOB #
In 11hrs 30min… ITRadio should be on the air… sun burnt & drinking a MtnDew (still 1.99 @ Target!)… cause that's how I roll! #
I was about to fart in Bethany's general direction, and she hit me for some reason, and the rippage happened… scared the shit out of her! #
Hanging out in a booth at The Loon before the Twins game in 90degree weather… why did I forget to wear my sun dress? #
First time @ Target Field off 3rd base line! http://twitpic.com/2250cn #
Twins up 4to2, top of the 8th… I need to #twoop #
I'm home… Twins lost… Going2Shower, then hook up the for ITRadio on shITerday!!! http://htxt.it/PPWV Show @ 8p CST #
Just for the record, before I go live… I'm not just The King of [all things] #Twoop .. I am The Whole #Twoopin #039; Show! BTW… #twooping now #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://bit.ly/dcNlL6 [for @BrettStolz] #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
ITRadio is live… I'm going to talk about boogers, farting, and #twooping cuz IT's what I'm good at! http://live.. http://htxt.it/l/moH56l #
#TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja #Twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers .. flush after going #twooping power! #
RT @JavaJunky: Lots of beer can for breakfast. I mean BACON. Frick! >.< #
I finally rolled, moved, & fell out of bed half n hour ago… I'm going to work on stuff today/tomorrow & 2 those tuned in last night, tnx #
Who's jupming on their bed today? I might, and I'll probably fall off too trying to land some insane trick (which is most) i've never done! #
Whenever you're bored, and you don't know karate, start kicking the air like you know some moves, even if people are looking!! #
I wish I had some sand to build a castle… like you're going to find me on a beach to build one… that's funny talk! #
"Dude, go shit in your hand" – She's out of my Leauge … best new movie insult I've heard… should be in the top 100! #
RT @jenjenfukker: it's a fart of july #twooping session. #
If you were cool, I'd give you a big PHUCK YOU… but you're NOT cool, so you don't get the cool big PHUCK YOU, so phuck you! #
About to listen to the new Deftones album (Diamond Eyes) while I work on WordPress… IT should be eventful I hope! #
Pa-pa-pa powwwwwwwwwww #
Holy macaroni…cookies don't taste like cooks #
Why isn't my phones police scanner not working? #
I need to leave, grab some grub before I donate platelets at 8a in the morning… slept for shIT, but a nap will be in order when I get home #
RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio what do you call a dinosaur with IBS? Poop-alot-a-pus! #
93x must be bored today… Marcy's Playground's Sex and Candy… nothing wrong with that, but I blame Patrick DJin. Righ now! #
I returned my RedBox video… ate some BK french toast sticks and I'm now in a Donar Visitor Parking Only spot… and IT's not even 8? X_o #
Does anyone have a. Q-Tip? The inside of my deaf (right) ear itches! #
I think IT's nap time after 3 hours of craptastic sleep and a blood gimmick donation…then more web work and time jammin time #
If the foot falls asleep… the giant can't kick the field goal in the final round! In other news… giants who have feet are myths! #
Not sure what Bethany's talking bout with her mom, but she's laughing like a hyena! #
Awwww yeah boyyyy… #twooping like IT's my day off or something! #
I will never convince myself I can take on Brock Lesnar anytime, anyplace… I'm pretty sure I'd go down before the first punch reaches me! #
I'm not counting chickens until IT happens, but I hope to get really back in to SM once I'm done Fear and Loathing in Social Media! #
Bethany: I hope I don't get HIV from cleaning chickens, I have a cut on my finger. Me: I don't you need to worry. B:Weird ppl screw chickens #
#20H8 I hate talking about the weather, but IT wasn't supposed to rain today, and from 12-4, IT rained with little black rain clouds! #
RT @RyanNyquist RT @GlennPPMilligan In 'Back to the Future',Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future.Today is that day #
I know Back To The Future's 25th anniversary is today… for the 1st movie… I still have 5 years before I get my phucking hover board! #
RT @amanjo: @itradio Screw the hoverboard. I need a COLOR CHANGING HAT! [phuck that... i want the air drying clothes!] #
Damn… in one day, 3 needles. 1 to test my blood, one to steal my platelets (for a good cause) and a SureClick for Enbrel! #
I can predict the future… and in the future, this tweet will be a thing of the past that you can point and laugh because you can, damn IT! #
I want to take a ride on the magic bus… if it has some lasers going beeooooo beeeeeeoooooooooo splat #
RT @SweetpNJ: Maybe I'm hungry instead of horny I get those mixed up….. #
RT @Wersching: I'm missin' 24 on Mondays…so I will post my own ! http://tinyurl.com/26hh6cx #
In case you need to write it down… no show this coming saturday, BUTT July 17th will be the ITRadio 5yr Anniversary! 5hrs for 5yrs? #
#20H8 how the phuck do get lost leaving a mall? Oh, it was raining hard? If that's the excuse..errr… I mean case, then IT makes sense! #
My toes want to file divorce from my feet….they no longer get along! #
#20H8 my shoes soles are worn like a mopho! #
45 seconds on the clock… power level 5 #
My fake as phuck Monday of craptastic and boring…hows ya'lls ding dong diggiy? #
Just had the awesome un-hit single by IT, "Whole Lotta Sex But No Sex Drive" start playing in my brain! #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin new track called "Drop A Deuce" hahahahttp://usershare.net/wa1qiocwhk12 #
Only my friend could have some bad ass allergic reaction when going leech hunting… some people's kids i tell you! #
RT @VixynKitty: Nothing but your mom. #
Taking care of some website/search engine issues… I love websites that ask you to alert/flag something for them, but give you an errors #
Who needs pants? NOT ME! Shorts are where IT's at! #
.@ThatKevinSmith Are you going to release any of your Smodcasts in 8track form. I'll give you time so I can find a player in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
I'm not one to say watch HLNews (unless @BonaduceShow is on being Bonaduce), but Betty White is being interviewed by Joy Behar right now! #
RT @DJ48: @itradio eats his own socks soaked in elephant juice from sri lanka [thanks #ThatGuy #
I like fish, sushi, clams, crawdads, and seaweed, but I do not do fish sticks! #
.@Droobastank I'm trying to bring the twitter world to just admit we all #twoop and remember:try to out #twoop your last #twoop tweet] in reply to Droobastank #
RT @twooping: @Droobastank dude. just don't give up #twooping just because you're not original! haha… #Twoop your brains out for me to RT! #
Holy phuck… I think I just RT'd one of my own RT's from another account. I've probably done IT in the past, but IT feels dirty…and sexy! #
Goobers layin all upside down like a Goober does & then I hear a meow outta Lucy sounding like The Prodigy's Charl.. http://htxt.it/l/3qwOQr #
dear advertising peeps… some people have ADHD/ADD when watching YTube! Not only do i kill your ad, but I don't watch the intended video! #
When the cheese no longer is present . someone better buy some more or some mtn dew… and cheese! #
Failure is the key if IT is the password! #
There is a fork, inside a glass pan gimmick, inside the kitchen sink, which is inside the kitchen counter top, which is inside the kitchen! #
Will you shut up for one second? No one cares, so please stop being a turd face and flush yourself! #
#20H8 If you think something is so phucking stupid, why waste my time talking about it for 20 min on what should be a 3 min convo? #
RT @JueL: Question… Can insanity bring on more creativity? Or is it creativity that brings on some insanity? [My answer: sgudjsdsj haha] #
HEY… why arent you acting stupid today? Be stupid monkey boy so i can laugh! #
I like to listen to the voices in my head…not the voices from your mouth… #
A coworker is having some test done and she read she's not supposed to have caffine, so she dumped her fresh can of 7-Up! 7-Up = no caffine #
#20H8 – I'm sorry, but if I have to re-explain the same thing 5x ina row, then don't get bitchy w/me because you can't follow directions! #
I don't care . I don't care… I don't phucking care! #
I igured out what I'm naming my 2nd kid after "13"… First name Yuri, middle name Nate! <– this is what gets me .. http://htxt.it/l/lOgEk9 #
For @amanjo because she has autotune on the brain and for @Yankee_in_pink cuz ITs @johncmayer http://bit.ly/9iVZRi … I sing this weekly!! #
There is no way you could even touch the untouchable! #
Are you in? A..a… are… you… in? #
The closest I've come to doing a FB DuckFace pose! http://twitpic.com/23f7mn #
Somebody water colored the freakin sky! http://twitpic.com/23f7mr #
Either you bring me a steak for breakfast, or I'm going to have to use a lot of imagination to make my PB&J sammich taste like steak! #
#20H8 just overheard "I think the reason I'm the size I am is because of all the food that's brought in that I eat at work" self control ppl #
#20H8 2 new words I hate: consideration and conversion! Those two words = easy excuses to say you don't know how to do your job! #

ITRadio Ep. 290 – When She Punched Me… I Farted!

admin — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:11:48 +0000

Graeme and The Brain were about to fly solo when Frosty made Skype ring-a-ling-a-ling and normal ITRadio hell broke loose. A few topics from tonight’s show: Frosty’s prediction for the Brock Lesnar UFC/MMA fight (Frosty’s was WAY off w/his prediction)… Graeme surprised Bethany with a daily happening (hence the title)… Graeme went to his 1st Twins game at the NEW Target Field, Frosty and Graeme find out what brands are still around after filing bankruptcy, Frosty misses Twin Cities food, Frosty and Graeme are going to open up a iNeedAJuice (with a grand opening w/Big Headed Toe), Graeme’s new ring tone: Diamonds in my Poo, and the first Twoopin’ song/rap (By Trevor Creech)!

ITRadio Ep. 285 Welcome To ITRa-di-o-o-o-o

ITRadio — Mon, 24 May 2010 01:15:50 +0000

Don’t miss Ep. 286 when COCKny Tony comes back to ITRadio

In the mean time, listen to this shITastic show w/Frosty and Graeme! POOP

ITRadio Ep. 284 – Big Sexy Shaq Rules!

ITRadio — Wed, 12 May 2010 01:37:47 +0000

ITRadio comes to you from a live “studio” setting, with limited fans, and we don’t care… as long as there is a microphone, Family Feud, poop, twooping, kids, cats, boogers, farting, socks, invisible friends, twitter, crap, other crap, Rain, twoop, twoopin, other stuff and much more!

And for you to hear, Big Sexy Shaq, who I found while playing Last.FM Roulette! Check IT out!

Don’t forget to check out tourettesradio.com, suzenjuel.com, blubrry.com, & goldbar.tv

ITRadio Ep. 283 – Pastors Don’t #Twoop… My Ass!

ITRadio — Mon, 10 May 2010 01:09:40 +0000

Please check IT out every Saturday (and thursday) night! http://live.tourettesradio.com … Find out the official time by following: @itradio on twitter

For those keeping track… anybody? ANYBODY? This is the 2nd half of last week’s show…

Family Feud, enough said!

http://tourettesradio.com, http://blubrry.com, http://goldbar.tv, http://suzenjuel.com

ITRadio Ep. 281 – Let’s Play the Family Feud… ITRadio Style!

ITRadio — Mon, 03 May 2010 01:31:07 +0000

Posted a week late, but it’s still current right? I dunno, find out for yourself.

Graeme and Frosty finish up their rounds of Family Feud for you all… even if Graeme can’t spell for the life of him at times, a great discussion on The Wrestler, Jerry Lynn, retired wrestlers such as Ric Flair, Mick Foley & more, plus a whole bunch of stupid stuff Graeme and Frosty always talk about… maybe more about Graeme’s explicIT drawings?
Check out www.tourettesradio.com, SuzenJuel.com, & Goldbar.tv

ITRadio Ep. 280 – Do You Know How To Get Shit-Shit Out Of The Carpet?

ITRadio — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:45:29 +0000

Frosty, Hot Donna and The Brodster are a family, so ITRadio must be a family show, right? Why not play Family Feud… even if IT is Graeme’s idea to play. That’s right, Graeme’s become addicted to Family Feud on Facebook, but unlike Farmville or Cafe World, you’re limited to how many games you can play a day! In between Feud talk, Graeme tries the new White Out Mtn Dew (part of the 2010 Mtn Dew DEWmocracy, Graeme’s obsession with drawing explicit/naughty drawings while on webcam, elementary school pizza was better than middle or high school… then came the 2nd half which will be released in a couple days.

Any other show notes needed? Do you even read this shit?

ITRadio Ep 278 – Hot Dogs Are Still Great, Butt IT’s The Buns That Are Killing Me

ITRadio — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:52:41 +0000

What almost started out as a solo show with Graeme quickly turned in to 2.5hrs of craziness. Cockney Tony (From The Heide Show) helped start the show while Frosty set things up (aka, he forgot to turn his ringer on for Graeme’s GET THE PHUCK ON THE SHOW phone call). Once Frosty is on the show, they talk about the past couple of weeks, Easter Weekend, Four Square is pointless to spam all of your social networking sites (unless you WANT to get stalked), Graeme talks about peeing & pooping at the same time, Frosty and Graeme discuss celebrities that use Twitter & take time to talk to their fans (Like Grand Master D, David Faustino & Kevin Smith), is The Iron Sheik’s Twitter really his?, RockBand’s drumset that came with the standard Beatle’s RockBand doesn’t work with cymbal add-ons, the fact that there are move Kwik Trips in Eau Claire than Subways, and much more.

Part 2 of ITRadio’s show this week brings in Cockney Tony, Jess, and some other dude who’s name I forgot at the moment.

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 276 4th-Story Suicide

ITRadio — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:28:57 +0000

Once again, ITRadio’s going old school without an intro, without introductions, and straight in to the stupid bullshit everyone doesn’t know that is ITRadio! Frosty and Graeme talk about the Mall of America suicide fall in front of people chained to briefcases, Frosty’s bathroom problems are because he’s adopted, the new ride at Nick Universe (Brain Surge), bitch slapping, 3D movies, Alice in Wonderland, and much more.

Check out ITRadio at tourettesradio.com

Also check out Goldbar.TV, suzenjuel.com and a website of your choice, but not that one you looked @ yesterday!

ITRadio Ep. 264 – My Cousin’s getting “Ginger, BEEF” Tattooed on his ASS!

ITRadio — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:24:59 +0000

Besides Graeme and his brain repeating themselves over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over and then forgetting what they were saying, here are some other fun topics discussed during this show: TWOOPING HAS IT’S FIRST CELEBRITY TWOOPING FOOL, Grand Master B himself, David Faustino (aka Bud Bundy), Graeme picked up Ableton Live 8 & the Akai APC40 on Black Friday, Graeme still loves to twoop, Jackass 3 will suck, gunman goes postal on the freeway, Pee-Wee on a Roomba, Graeme has proof his ex-girlfriend from 10 yrs ago is phucking crazy (audio included), and much much more!

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-04

ITRadio — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:00:00 +0000

I’m NOT bringing leftovers to work… I will take my chances on the few non-mall-populated parking lots for food… going2work early #
Why is Brookdale Mall still open? When you have more employees parked @ Sears than customers on Black Friday should give you that hint! #
While I twoop, I will think about lunch time food choices…. still! #twooping #
TwentyH8: Day 5 of figuring out where I’m having lunch today… Only an hour or two before I figure this out! #
I still have no idea what I’m doing for lunch, BUTT, I’m going that-a-way! *points in the direction of food w/o malls & stores* #
I have DQ for lunch . and thanks to that choice, my friend/co-worker & I saw some dude in a mustang have a #hugefail trying to drift a turn! #
#20H8: The dumbass who pissed on the toilet seat that I had to wipe off AND used the last of the paper towels & di.. http://htxt.it/l/lkjvhG #
I haven’t taken psycho-ex calls (FROM 10YRS AGO) for 2 years now. I now have documentation that she’s crazy;like really fucking crazy! #
RAVER BASHING .. LET’S GO! #
As long as selling out is considered un-cool to do, that is my life goal & I once I will sell out, I’ll do my best to always stay overrated! #
Chick leaves a v-mail, gave no account info, but did give her ph#. I called to get the accnt & she swore she never.. http://htxt.it/l/0Lp2dV #
Look for an ITRadio Kwiky in the near future… this is too funny not to keep to myself. #
RT @yeradis: btw , this is free advertisement I LOVE ANDROID PHONE #
I like how Friday felt like Monday, but feels like Friday now that work is done! #
Do you know why #tacojohns is 100x better than McDonalds OR Taco Bell?!? Easy, TJ’s medium sodas are the same size as the other’s larges! #
I’m enjoying my post Tday #tacojohns and I’m about to see @peeweeherman on Conan (thanks DVR!) #
Does anyone know where I can get a “@peeweeherman riding on a Roomba” toy for Christmas? http://htxt.it/v/hvZe #
If I had the chance to interview @mjkeenan, the first question would be: What are your thoughts on flying penguins in the jungle? #
RT @EmoJesus: I am creating the TwitterCommandments! Commandment 1: Thou shall not RT #followfriday. Create your own! #
When the cat is out of the bag, IT means sugar cubes are made of what? #
I need to get a move on with whatever work I’m doing today… website, music stuff, twooping… yeah, twooping, I’ll go do that now! #
I have yet to twoop in a porta-potty or an outhouse & I have no desire to do so. #thinkingwhiletwooping #twooping #
Support #@cyanogen, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/2esjam #
Support Apple Fanatic, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/4ENrhA #
Support #AbletonLive, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/90ccSE #
I have 9 Wave invites… what one? #
http://twitpic.com/rcbna – I want to play with #AbletonLive 8 Lite (for now) NOW! #
When did the war of 1812 happen? #
Hey, Jack, what up wit dat? #
#GotAndroid? Want to update all your Social Media/Networking statuses with one update? Check out *http://helloTXTroid.com (hellotext.com) #
iGraeme is going to the fridge for some iHam… cooked by myMom… iiiieeeeiiieeeiiiiii #
When was I supposed to go to bed? -_t Z? #
My arm fell off when I attacked only the walls of the shower. they’re clean, but may need another wipe down AND I need to buy a new arm! #
I wonder if Mike Patton and the rest of Faith No More ever found out what IT really is… #
RT @amanjo: This tweet is just for @itradio: I am twooping at #kwiktrip! [Haha.... best post of the day by far!] #
I just finished a can of #MtnDew to go along with Bethany’s awesome taco dip… I just wish there was more Mtn Dew in the can! #
I’m going to try my hardest NOT to take a nap today… in the mean time, I’m #twooping. #
I’ve had my sock monkey hat for exactly 1 year and IT’s still the coolest winter hat EVER… I know you all are STILL jealous! #
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: twentyh8, itradio, thanks – http://w33.us/2lqa #
I made progress with the TourettesRadio theme. Once again, small step for some, huge step for me. Butt 1st, the simpsons! #
Bethany’s taco dip was awesome and because of IT, the funniest/loudest 3+ seconds of my day happened! #
Haha… @DavidFaustino said #twooping! How phucking cool is that? #
Here’s the link to @DavidFaustino (Bud Bundy) using Twooping in a tweet! http://twitter.com/DavidFaustino/statuses/6186432951 #
RT @DavidFaustino: fellow #twoopers.That was purely coincidence that I’ve joined your family. Great minds think alike I suppose. Btw, #twoop in reply to DavidFaustino #
SWEET! @DavidFaustino has become a fellow #twooping fool! This is an awesome way to start the week! #
I left the house w/the gray on the back of my socks showing. I just went to fix them & they fixed themselves I guess. Who wudda thunk IT? #
RT @socialoomph: New Feature: Facebook Integration http://bit.ly/7V2XJC in reply to socialoomph #
#twentyH8: I really hate facial hair & really hate shaving… I could go skinless on my face, and you wouldn’t be .. http://htxt.it/l/Bo3bnB #
Unnecessary play-by-play commentary #TwentyH8 . #
“hmm, we have a mail return that has Name,PoBox,CareOf,City/state/zip. MAYBE if i switch PoBox& c/o, IT’ll work…” UM NO McFLY! #
RT @androidandme: Google updates official Android site – Android and Me http://bit.ly/4HO5TS -are changes for the OS coming soon? in reply to androidandme #
I wish I worked in a gravel pit like Fred Flintstone. How cool would IT be to ride down a dinosaurs tail when you were done w/work? #
My friend Mike Kinney/Gator McGraw published a children’s book “The Lost Halloween.” Check IT plz! http://mikekinney.org/ (link@bottom) #
RT @EmoJesus: #TwitterCommandment #2 Thou shall not follow an EX if you’re not friends w/them only to stalk them or cause #twitterdrama. #
RT @mashable: Socialite 1.0 Arrives: Powerful Social Media Aggregator for Mac – http://bit.ly/5njAMm #
RT @johncmayer: Can you get a sonogram for an unborn poop? [HAD to be RT'd... even if he didn't say #twoop!] #
About to mess with Live 8 Lite some more and I figured out a halfass’d fix for TRadio.com if I can’t get it to work how I want. #
Wooooopty phreakin’ doooo… Creed is releasing a live DVD… I would rather eat egg salad & listen to country! #
Where is there a place for abstract music/noise? Any market for this, because I just created something phuckin’ weird! #
Look IT what I can do? #
While I #twoop & think about a meeting in a 1/2hr. Will it be fun? Maybe, but it gets me away from my desk! #
#TwentyH8: Here’s a great idea… set a plan, 1 meeting a month, give us deadlines that you can’t follow through before we start everything! #
“did you guys know there were doughnuts in the break room?” “yup” “why didn’t you tell us”. i thought you knew & the 1st ALWAYS is treat day #
When you get a Massive Attack fix on, fix IT with Blue Lines… Great album/great song…. (Plus Tricky’s on IT) #
RT @kmskala: Watch @trvsbrkr (Travis Barker)take it to town on his Forever remix – http://bit.ly/p7Urt (at 3:49, the 16s.best drummer around in reply to kmskala #
It looks to be a speed trap on 100 south bound right before or right after 62. Nothing on the north bound lane…
http://tinyurl.com/ykawt4s #
RT @johncmayer: Fact: 88 percent of all fake blood contains traces of real urine. #
RT @katemixwashere: RT @joepending JUICEBOX CLOTHING SNEAK PEAK!!! http://bit.ly/4MjysO please retweet! #
Rocks are what create the roll…. after the water gets done with IT. I read that in a book, but the book was made of cheese so i ate IT! #
Help my cousin to get “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! he needs less than 400 to join his FB group! http://bit.ly/12bX5P Please RT! #
Steven Seagal looks like a douche from his TV show… and it’s proabaly as bad as that live Creed DVD. Chuck Norris should take em out! #
Who wants to be… ummm… what do you want to be? #
RT @QuantumGood: 30 Top Blogs For Social Media Updates http://ow.ly/HH7D in reply to QuantumGood #
I want a juicy cheesebooger! #
twooping like a true twooper would twoop! #
At 9:16, someone was put on hold for a credit card payment… how long will it take? …. …. 3min… could’ve been worse. #
#twentyH8: Once again, idioITs who call in a “payment” but give insurance information. yes, insurance MIGHT pay us, but it’s not a payment. #
#TwentyH8: SMDH has to be the stupidest acronym for text/social messages ever! Using LOT and LOG makes me cool comared to SMDH! #
Co #
a coworker in another dept. heard me say “shit” and was in awe because she’s never heard me swear, I guess… #
i told her she’s never in my area enough, because “shit” is as common as “fuck”… AND she doesn’t know about tourettesradio.com or ITRadio #
My cousin wants 1 thing for Christmas & that’s “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! Please join his FB group to help! http://bit.ly/12bX5P #
Friends of ITRadio who have Wave, check my newest message. For those who have Google Wave & want to add me, tourettesradio @google wave.com. #
I’m going to bed now… Tomorrows Turdsday. “ITRadio/me going live” should be happening tomorrow. If IT’s not talking, I’ll be mixing tunes #
This is too funny not to share… I need this app for #android or get an iPod touch!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKuZn8cd0w #
This #twoop is brought to you by my day off and the food I ate yesterday… ITRadio is live @ 7p tonight! #
Today is the day you wear socks on the wrong feet… what? you don’t wear the same sock on the same foot every time? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? #
Setting up for ITRadio… preshow music stream will be starting shortly! http://live.tourettesradio.com & I will have Skype on CockneyTony. #
#ITRadio #Music #preShow happening now! http://live.tourettesradio.com Show starts @ 7p CST. #liveshow #lol #funny #stupid #poop #
ITRadio is live! http://snipr.com/e0x17 Hang out in the chat room and make some new BFF’s. Feel free to listen naked! #live #poop #
RT @wtfkrysta: Oh, and just so the entire internet knows, my dick is bigger than @rtweezy’s. in reply to wtfkrysta #

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-27

ITRadio — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0000

I still want to know what happened in that far far far away land where something far away happened? What did IT involve? Was there pizza? #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
20H8: “SERIOUSLY?” “REALLY?” “COME ON NOW?” All used in the same story, usually in the same sentence, or 2 close together ones. #
Tuned in to Aphex Twin’s “station” on #Pandora. ‘Kuddelmaus’ by Ulrich Schnauss is a a great Friday morning track… http://htxt.it/l/I5slTK #
RT @smbmsp: #SMBMSP21 We’re streaming LIVE – new URL: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/smbmsp21 in reply to smbmsp #
Someone explain to me how a dentist can “pull your gums down” umm… pretty sure that can’t happen, butt that’s just me. #
Dental work doesn’t make your teeth sensitive, your bad sensitive teeth is why you need the dental work. #stupidfuckingexcuses #
RT @threevolts: urination is ABSOLUTELY a topic that i can ‘just talk about’ #smbmsp [I could do the same with #twooping] in reply to threevolts #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
RT @waze: #FollowFriday For every 10 ppl who follow @waze 1 turkey will be donated to a family in need on thanksgiving http://bit.ly/b4VP0 in reply to waze #
RT @Breon: Twidroid now supports Twitter retweet http://bit.ly/x111H in reply to Breon #
If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to see IT, I’d still be hungry! #
TwentyH8: If you’re standing in walkway, making it impossible to go around, don’t get mad because you’re too stupid to move before I ask. #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
If you listen hard enough, you can hear thunder, but there won’t be rain, because this kind of thunder breaks walls and window pane.. #
wow… testing out the new #seesmic for Android. not multi user, but scroll feature alone is bad ass! @refrobpage & @xfashionbombx check 4IT #
Seesmic for android has sweet features, nice large scroller, nice layout, nice friend/follower) viewer. if you like the desktop, try this #
Bethany’s co-worker threw out her back & I’m mad my few times weren’t like hers. 2 of mine were from sneezing. She threw hers out farting! #
Just when you thought Flea Market Montgomery’s dance number couldn’t get any better, check IT out with subtitles! http://htxt.it/v/T4jp #
Up Butt Coconut ♫ http://htxt.it/v/At0U #
This video taught me I’ll never understand why potatoes make kids emo, because I’m not adopted! (right Frosty?) http://htxt.it/v/s1ZR #
eff yew knever lehurn t2o reed, yoyul nepher leanern 2o speal #
http://twitpic.com/qdtfn – IT’s that time of the year again that Nachos Navidad are back at @tacojohns #
On the 6th day I ate some super nachos from #tacojohns and they were ggrreeaaaaattt! #
Suzen Jeul (@Juel on Twitter) has named her upcoming album. IT’ll be called RoadMap. Read more about this on her site! http://suzenjuel.com/ #
Last post should have been Suzen jUEl (not jeul) @JueL on twitter… Check out her site http://www.suzenjuel.com & her webmaster is cool, 2! #
Having my first #Seesmic on #Android #twooping session… and the twoop is good. #
About to (hed) out to see Craig Gass… #
Just drove past Bonnie and I’s old place… I would have a great view of a Sonic! #
RT @VooDooStevie: Second Podcast produced entirely under Linux! VooDooRadio 117 is available: http://bit.ly/8SbNX7 in reply to VooDooStevie #
A comedy show should NOT be in a Holiday Inn banquet hall… #
If Craig Gass evere plays the rape room, aka ‘comedy gallery’ in ‘downtown st paul’ aka Holiday Inn’s banquet room… i will! #
Napoleon was one short dude! #
The Febreze commercial where the mom helps the dude get/score w/chicks scares me. #
I have a sock monkey keychain to go along with my sock monkey tuque… I also have right socks that go with left socks… wwwweeeeeeeeeeee #
RT @JueL: Sharin the iPod Stream Rickie Lee Jones, Marvin Gaye, Peter Paul n Mary, Lucinda and more http://suzenjuel.com if u wanna Tune #
About to watch The Simpsons, then more attempts to figure out graphics for the TR.com #wpthememod #
PLEASE. Tell me about the phucking golf shoes. #
Another night of CSS/Graphix work/WordPressThemeMod on the bucket…Let’s do IT again tomorrow. I have a right sided headache… X_x .. Z? #
RT @aquietdomino: Twooping while still humming @patentpending tunes… [@katemixwashere check this shit out! LOT ... Tell Joe!] #
IT’s time eye (hed)2|bed| … Attempting sleep now… #
I could do an all you can eat salad contest w/Hidden Valley Ranch dressing! #
TwentyH8: Yesterday I started thinking about lunch… for BlackFridaySales… I have to plan ahead for non-retail parking lots. #
My hip-hop, rap, crunk name will be Boy.M.I.Hungry! #
NOt liking the #TwitTV #androidapp when playing/pausing shows. Only way to play again is start from the beginning & no jogging available. #
i’m always mad when I have a sudden need to twoop & don’t have my phone on me. What if the toilet breaks & i couldn’t TwitPic IT? #twooping #
I wish Santa would bring me my very own Jambie. Make IT happen @peeweeherman! Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho! #
Working on sites 2night, maybe something to post on FtB, butt 1st I twoop, then shower. #
I know you’ll all be bored after eating on Turkey day, so why not pass out listening/watching ITRadio @7 that night! You can even mute us! #
RT @cooper417: Word of the day: twooping- tweeting while on the toilet. #
I will tell them I was on the couch eating a salad… #
I just told myself that I am not supposed to rush the new TourettesRadio.com layout. IT will be released by Jan 1, fer shizzle! #
RT @peeweeherman: Pee-wee Herman will be on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien on Thanksgiving… tune in or set your DVRs! #
I thought of a sweet idea for a video involving *blank* and your *blank* while doing a *blank*… IT’s going to be an empty video of *blank* #
#20H8: I may be fully def in my right ear, but there is a reason I wear headphones in/on both ears: I can hear key.. http://htxt.it/l/qiP4uW #
RT @garrickvanburen: The boy: “Are Bob and Doug pirates?” Me: “No, they’re Canadian.” #fb in reply to garrickvanburen #
I need to take a picture of IT later today, but everday I walk past YankeeHater’s desk, I LOL to myself because I see her LE @emojesus! #
http://twitpic.com/qr9qr – My #mtndew 12 pack is showing off it’s fresh out of the box cans! #
RT @jenjenfukker: shit fukk.. work time. [well said, well said] in reply to jenjenfukker #
#20H8: Why do you whisper when you’re 3 feet away, I can’t hear you, and the person your whispering about is no where to be seen? #
I.T dude asks: “what model CPU do you have” “phuck if I know, but it’s a POS” “IT’s because IT has no RAM” “No, IT.. http://htxt.it/l/sE28bI #
RT @amanjo: And I look forward to presenting Joe Mauer my undergarments. I LOVE YOU, JOE!!!!!! in reply to amanjo #
http://twitpic.com/qslj0 – Giving blood/platelets…. social media catching up time #
about 2 finish up giving blood…get my car and some sushi… the lady helping me is humming #
Kickin’ IT old skool with my sushi tonight. Back at my 1st non boats/store bought sushi @ Little Sushi in Eden Prarie! #
I’ll take your brain to another dimension… pay close attention! #
When I grow up, I’m going to throw my back out playing golf like George McFly did in Back To the Future Part 2. I’ll hang out upside down! #
So, I gave blood platelets and I still have no idea what they are or used for, other than they go bad in less than 5 days… #
I’m going to a job that I do. IT’s where I sit at a desk, think of stupid things, then repeat them for the online community to ask, WTPh? #
RT @IDS07: RT @Coxymoney: Ustream Brings Its Viewer App To Android Market http://bit.ly/7ygmxr [sweeeet] in reply to IDS07 #
#20H8: Why do customers call when I’m having a REAL work conversation. Sure, I want their payment or them to yell at me, butt still! RAWR #
RT @BrettStolz: Ok, this easily beats out poker face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY Muppets doing Bohemian Rhapsody. in reply to BrettStolz #
Ok, so, you don’t want to pay a 23.00 balance in full, so you get it 1/2 off, but send the payment w/delivery conf.. http://htxt.it/l/9C8SOv #
If you’re driving while reading this, put your hands in the air, and wave em like you just don’t care! If you’re a.. http://htxt.it/l/cOmtwu #
I swear we do work in our deparment… like watching others work on blowing bubbles inside bubbles inside bubbles thanks to hubba-bubba #
Why am I still at work .. oh yeah… TAMMY GET OFF THE PHUCKING PHONE! #
Sweet turkey(van) gravy! The huge project I have at work for the next 2 years has actuall accounts I can work on… kinda… ALMOST THERE! #
#imthankfulfor the fine staff at the meal before T-Day eating establishment that made my super nachos and gave me my #mtndew … #TacoJohns #
I’m in MN, but I heard Dude N Nems down in Memphis are going to do a show on the XLR @ 9p CST tonight! http://htxt.it/wMeQ #
The Gnarls Barkley of live shows/podcasts is actually LIVE right now! http://htxt.it/kEtv #lol #imthankfulfor #tha.. http://htxt.it/l/qUp5eq #
Tiz the night before T-Day & all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for my pharts! Oh, listen to ITRadio tomorrow! #
In 12hrs & 10 min, ITRadio will be live to talk about turkeys & hot dogs & mtn dew & taco johns & other things, too! 7p CST #
Bethany and I are off to EC for Turkey Day & as a nerd, I’m thankful for not having 100mb limit on the internet… oh, ITRadio 2night @ 7 #
http://twitpic.com/r0sgt – Rick watching Cat TV #
Made IT to Eau Claire, ate some #kwiktrip hot dogs on the way, and washed IT with a #MtnDew! #
RT waze – Thank you to everyone who helped tweet for turkeys. Our contest is over & together we donated 79 turkeys. Happy thanksgiving! #
I’m thankful for twooping freely! #twoop #twoopin #
About to (hed) back to MN… then start the live webcam feed for ITRadio.. show starts @ 7p cst http://live.tourettesradio.com #
ITRadio’s Thanksgiving music pre show is happening now. Show starts @ 7p CST http://live.tourettesradio.com #lol #iamthankfulfor #liveshow #
Your mom called, she said she loves you, butt you need to watch ITRadio right now! http://live.tourettesradio.com … RT this! #
I have to work tomorrow & even though IT’s not retail, I’m stressing because I don’t know where to eat that’ll have parking! Leftovers? #