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Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-03-11

ITRadio — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

RT @the_prodigy: new video, filmed at Southend – http://lnk.ms/6h4NF in reply to the_prodigy #
RT @VooDooStevie: My butt exploded. IT must be Thursday. (sh)ITRadio is on tonight at 8PM Eastern Tonight. http://live.tourettesradio.com in reply to VooDooStevie #
RT @jenjenfukker: spongebob is still awesome. the end. in reply to jenjenfukker #
RT @BrettStolz: Oh, Hi there! You're watching my every move, aren't you? #Ninja in reply to BrettStolz #
IT's #shITRadio day.. and I'm dubbing IT #ProdigyThursday 118 Prodigy tracks ready to blast my ears off my face! #
#20H8 I haz a headache.. IT showed up before I left, but I'm glad The Prodigy isn't too much for IT! #
#20H8 I never had the dream about surfing on blue jello waves… ToT #
RT @amanjo: Today's socks: racial harmony version http://twitpic.com/16kiz3 [yyaayy!!] in reply to amanjo #
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people! #ProdigyThursday #
RT @djstangl: Are we going to start seeing groups like AA for social media? – "Hi, my name is Dennis" and I'm addicted to twitter in reply to djstangl #
RT @joelfeder: I have to say @ConanOBrien is the best new twitter person to follow. [i second that] in reply to joelfeder #
i be #twoopin i be #twoopin i hope you like a #twoopin too! #
RT @trvsbrkr: http://twitpic.com/16l5th – @MisterCtoons finished my AM tattoo last night. in reply to trvsbrkr #
RT: @IDS07: RT @thesextons: RT @threevolts: Watch @TheSextons on KARE this AM http://bit.ly/9DOrdd (thanks to @ddn for posting!) #
Tell your mom you can't wash her back until ITRadio is over, unless you do IT before IT starts @ 7p CST http://htxt.it/ck58 #
Oh yeah, #ITRadio #039;s music pre-show will be random #ProdigyThursday tunes as soon as the feed is live! Http://live.tourettesradio.com #
I forgot to mention the anniversary of something very dear to ITRadio, so HUGE news about ITRadio's 5yr mark 2night! live.tourettesradio.com #
Do you dirty words and stupid stories tickle your fancy? Yup, I used FANCY… Listen to #shITRadio now! http://live.tourettesradio.com #fb #
RT @amanjo: I am balls deep in Sushi Cat. http://packed.com/games/sushi-cat #game #fatcat #
I was just told for the 1st time I had a nice chest… on BigSeaGames's Riddle 'O Day's treasure chest that is! #
RT @kingklick92: I told you g1/32b users I would not abandon you #
Getting out of the house early, will be rockin' to Reel Big Fish on the way to work, but before that… stopping at #IntaJuice #
#20H8 5 minutes… IT's all I ask for, but won't even get 5 seconds… maybe I'll listen to Peeping Tom later today! #
Today should be #STFUFriday (hed)phones ain't cutting IT. That's why I love Twitter… don't have to listen to talky talk! #
RT @johnny_bones: I just unlocked the "I Don't Give a Shit Where You Just Checked-in" badge. [hahaha... that's awesome!] #fb in reply to johnny_bones #
Annies 12 years old and two more she'll be a whore! #
#20H8 How come they never give you napkins if you go inside a fast food joint, but order it to go? #
I need some thingy mabobs to make the dohicky work! #
RT @dearkatemix: http://twitpic.com/16s310 – Mom got me this sweet mug. [yuo, pretty sweet mug, eh] in reply to dearkatemix #
I have ideas to work on over the weekend… changes to ponder, butt of course i'll have time for #twooping for sure! #
Just had the drug company call to set up a delivery date… the guy asked if the shipping address was in fur-del-a-dee rather than fridley #
IT's Friday, you can drink all the 40s you want, but I'm going hardcore with a 52! 52 of #MtnDew that is! #
What do I want on my tombstone?, "May he #twoop in peace!" And yes, it has to have the #! #
Going out to get grub… I don't even need to tell you where I'm going! #
Why has this dream still going on? Why won't I wake the phuck up? Do you know how messed up IT'd be if I woke up? DO YOU? DDOO YYOOUU?? #
Wanna be a gun slinger/Don't be a rock singer/Eenie meenie mynie moe/Tell me where you wanna go/Talk about, pop musik/Talk about, pop musik #
RT @cyanogen: Need to add an option to the camera app to disable the noises. Useful for mullet photography. [unless taking 1 of @threevolts] #
How to multi-task: Start towels, sit around, then start cleaning the #twoop machine & have before the towels are done. I am awesome! #
I wish I had a pinball machine… IT'd be fun until it eventually turned in to the junk collector, but that can be fun, too! #
I'd wish I could fly and dance like Christopher Walken in Weapon of Choice. #
What's on your hat? http://dailybooth.com/u/23dv0 #
maynard james keenan just told me to lie, cheat, and steal… will that make me famous? #
I think @LanceLash just found out the power of #twoop .. without even #twooping .. in a round about way… congrats on the Billboard! #
Alieve CAN last all day… key word CAN CAN CAN… but does IT? Ha… ha… and I'm 1/2 the age of the old phucks in the TV ad…oh wait… #
The taxi driver took Zim home… so he could dance… on #NickToons now! #InvaderZim is on #NickToons .. I will not repeat… #
The box inside a box under my desk is now filled with pussy. #
RT @markhoppus: I think Oscar Mayer should throw an Oscar party with a performance by John Mayer. Call it Oscar Mayer's Oscar/Mayer party. #
Funny as hell "Wii to MIDI how to video" … IT works, but the video makes it 100x better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWpe0G1vNo #
RT @amanjo: Disclaimer: I am not watching the Oscars. [makes at least 2 of us! 3 if you include bethany who's already sleepin] #
I'm in no shape to pull any Futterwacking moves. I'd be laying on the floor after the 3rd kick/shake thingy-ma-bob #
I wish I worked closer to where Bethany did… Not that we'd be closer to each other, but she's got a Kwik Trip a mile away! #
#20H8 "soNso isn't coming in today" "so they're not coming in?" … "ummm… no, they chaned their name to Not Coming In" #
#20H8 I had to turn off my Gorrillaz LastFM station because Radiohead came on. Sure, I could have Banned IT, but I didn't…oops #
I'm hungry, who delivers steak-o-potamus at thid time of day? #
One could ask themselves what should do for lunch… I already asked and my brain said fewd! #
I am hungry, this I know, for my stomach and @emojesus tell me so… #
I had the hicups, now I don't haz em! #
When Mtn Dew runs thru my viens… I'm happy… then once I take thatthat last swig, the #20H8 comes back… suckers! #
If #twooping is the cool thing to do, which IT is, consider me Miles Davis! #
Does your phone have an custom icon for your #twooping app? Mine does, and what is IT? A roll of toilet paper! I am awesome! #
Not watching House tonight, but I do have it ready to DVR as well as TNAvsWWE… #
I've got a case of "don't feel like doing shit" but I'm struggling to get some coding done… why is it taking months to do now? #
I tried keeping my pills off my desk. That worked for 2 weeks… then tonight, there the bottles were again… i blame invisible midgets! #
Bethany and I thought we had IT bad when IT came to cats in the bathroom… Not so much now… http://htxt.it/v/hv8m #
GET OUT OF M CHAIR #
If you say IT's "good to go," do you do the Taco Bell hand swivel motion gimmick,too #
Remember the Warhead candies? Those were the bomb. I had a few a couple years back… not even close to the original! #
It's 3 in morning. .. #
IT's 3am storytime w/your host, me, and my cohost, The Brain… and IT's now time to expose The Brain's real name. Mr iNso mNia. #
Once, there was a tiny house in a bedroom. IT was a nice house, like one of those Jetson houses, because IT's in the sky. #insomniastory #
The house was supposed to be for looks, until IT had residents that no one could see, only hear… #insomniastory #
The people who sleep in this house are not people at all, but a name that hasn't been named yet… #insomniastory #
These "things" took over the whole house, or they happen to be great at throwing their voices and making sound effects #insomniastory #
You best know you're lucky I went back to sleep after posting the 1st lines of the #insomniastory #
I just told Tammy traffic is lettuce and mustard at the moment, but no ketchup yet on Hwy100. She knows what I mean, butt do you? #
i swear peeps have gone at IT in this #twooping room. there are hand prints, shoulder width apart.. they've been there for a good year! #
#20H8 I think there is something wrong going on in my left shoe #
Meeting time… if I doodle something kewl, I take a pictur so you can print it out and put it on your fridge! #
I'm going to the OG for lunch… I'll make sure to gangsta lean while walking thru the parking lots! #
I'll be testing out the new #android browser "SPIDERSS" mixing social networking, browser & RSS feeds & its free @dunlacj @heatfan @ids07 #
I wish I knew Snap, Crackel, & Pop #
I see tings… you can see tings, too! http://qik.ly/BBEw9 #qik #
I see tings… you can see tings, too! http://qik.ly/BBHcA #qik #
Just talked with @IDS07 and one of the last things he hears is: "Graeme, what did you spill on the floor. It Feels like boogers on my feet" #
New blog post: SPIDERSS – A New Android Browser Has Me Asking WHY IS THERE A CURSOR? http://bit.ly/brUaDi #
We got a weiner!!! That's how wIEner should be spelt, just like how we spell wEIrd! #
I still want a @PeeWeeHerman Riding on a #roomba toy. #
RT @xfashionbombx: @itradio lol my pocket tweeted ya. i guess it wants to say something [that's a twitter 1st, at least to me] #fb in reply to xfashionbombx #
Yup… IT's raining… #
Just found out from Bethany that Corey Haim died @ 39… #
I can perdict the future! Or maybe there are lemming droids around me. #
I was up @ 3:30, then in and out of sleep zones until 5:20… sorry you didn't get a #insomniastory during that time… I thought about IT! #
Welcome to the Plastic Beach! #
SoBe youself! #
#20H8 I picked up chicken n beef tacos from Cheetah Pizza… kinda ToT that they don't smell more… at least they taste good! #
RT @dearkatemix: http://twitpic.com/17r3fz – Double Tongue Converse. Neon Pink with a neon blue tongue. in reply to dearkatemix #
RT @JhonenV: INVADER ZIM FACT 11: http://tinyurl.com/ykf5cc2 in reply to JhonenV #
RT @johnny_bones: Rock Band 3 Announced, Coming Holiday 2010 http://bit.ly/dD4dYX Ah Hells yeah! in reply to johnny_bones #
i am #twooping because i can't hear the voices inside my head… i want to turn around and tell the phucks to shut their pie holes! #
Less than 12 hours (in the midwest) until #311Day Also on #311Day another live ITRadio show @7p CST! #
IT is NOT wrong for me to say you're 5 min behind in the convo… why didn't I use that earlier? 5 years earlier? #
RT @trvsbrkr: RT @thefastlife: Peep the @atrak X @trvsbrkr Vid @theroxy Courtesy of @vicone. http://www.thefastlife.com/blog.php in reply to trvsbrkr #
where did this #twoop come from? I don't even know if @emojesus knows! #
RT @blnks: want a sneak peek at the next version of http://bln.kr? look here: http://bln.kr/3/ in reply to blnks #
Do you know where your brain is? #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
RT @JavaJunky: http://twitpic.com/17tyc6 – What the heck is Google Reader Play? #
RT @asweascend: @MaverickEugene #twoop like this http://twitpic.com/17rco4 [that is phucking awesome!] #
Who the phuck said IT can be 10p? Nothing wrong with IT being 10p, but who the phuck said IT can be? #
"Now I don't care what the neighbors say… Hey DJ find a record let the music play come on" #
I draw awesome pictures you can never see, because I draw them on invisible paper w/invisible ink… and why doesn't invisible have an "a"? #
IT's 3:11 on 3/11… Happy #311Day I'll be bumping to SoundSystem on the way to work in a few hours for sure! #fb #
can't do #ProdigyThursday today, but I can do #TwoopingThursday #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-03-04

ITRadio — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

#20H8 I had to ask someone a question, but I had to wait until Firestarter was over on #LastFM … they really need a pause feature! #
Can I haz a break yet? NO… more work to do, but ITRadio's live @ 7p CST… be there or get twooped on! #
I have a few decent topics for #shITRadio tonight… and I'm pretty sure IT'll all come back to #twooping #
3hrs until showtime… #shITRadio that is. #
Me, of all ppl, just apologized to the dude w/customer service bx I was giving Lucy h2o in the #twoop room. He claims he couldn't tell. LIAR #
Have you ever #twooped with Gorrillaz in the backround? I have and I'm doing so again now! #twooping #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
BAWK..Watch me now I'm gonna bounce it like a chicken… or not, either way, I'm streaming music now LIVE. http://htxt.it/pt3Y Show @7p CST #
Do you dirty words and stupid stories tickle your fancy? Yup, I used FANCY… Listen to #shITRadio now! http://live.tourettesradio.com #fb #
What are you hiding from me? #
Nick Cannon is the biggest tool in the world… he's not Booker T, playa! #
Did you miss the show last night? Well, that sucks cause it was Biff shITRadio last night! Now, I go to work… #
#20H8 – asking someone to give you brief notes, and read what's already been done, but not worded for their liking, so IT's written again #
I wanna work, but banging my head on my desk makes things go away… except it brings stars and ringing in my ears #
HAHAHA.. Electric Six's "Gay Bar" came on my Last.FM station… that's awesome… I better not get a phone call now! oh wait, it's over #
RT @StrangeBrownie: F1rst thing I hear at work is " yea lastnight I pissed myself", great start to the day in reply to StrangeBrownie #
Going inside the Edina Target… will i see wayne again looking at snot catchers again #
What does that mean? #
Doodle do do do http://dailybooth.com/u/204ec #
http://twitpic.com/15gyhl – Doodle do do do #
RT @IDS07: I know you prob wont buy, but you should at least listen for free http://bit.ly/dquiTt. in reply to IDS07 #
What if you could chew through your cheek… that'd be mad wicked! #
Monsters infest your ear buds.. IT's a fact, cause I just said IT and you're reading IT on the internutz! #
Elk River has 3G and we had a dear crawwwwl across the road #
BAWK home… going2bed4now … hope to push some beats or something in the morning… will IT happen? WILL IT? #
Do your cats play "Hello Kitty" mini golf? http://dailybooth.com/u/20fys #
http://twitpic.com/15mz9s – Do your cats play "Hello Kitty" mini golf? #
I be #twoopin for my homies! #
I #twoop for those in the world that can't. #
Twitter Windows users, help my friend @amanjo. she wants a Twitter client that has the "more" button feature, other than Twitter's website #
RT @cc_chapman: Why you ALWAYS leave the video camera running – http://bit.ly/9qEzKD [this is awesome!] #
All US Android phones will eventually get 2.1 updates…including the G1! http://htxt.it/qI5y [via @androidsfinest] #
What-cha gonna do when The Prodigy updates their website? Well, I check IT, duh! http://theprodigy.com/ #
Going2get my hair cutted… what will i do? something… what does something mean? phuck if i know! #
Why didn't I eat before I left? I am hungry… i'd even go for ice cream to tide me over! T.T #
I'm gonna go dutch, well at least eat it… panakuken time! #
(@amanjo) RT @RainersReplies: @itradio Try this for #Windows as well: http://bit.ly/p8nmc Easy to use, nice UI, many visual styles… #
I really need to get a worldwide #twooping event going on w/the twoop accounts! #
Gorrillaz's new pad, Plastic Beach is open (website 3.0) http://gorillaz.com I'm checking IT now! #
Trying to get in the mood to write something or other… Opening Ableton won't get me started other than opening Ableton #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
If you're on a tightrope, IT's not a good idea to 1: look down. 2: lose your balance. 3: have razor blades on your feet! #
Weekend #20H8 I need to wash my hoodie… I have cut hairs bugging my neck… #
No #twoop is better than another… because they all get flushed anyway! #
I think shopping carts need little speakers that say "hey, buckle up, that person pushing has no idea what they are doing…wwhhaaaaa" #
I slept awesome for a change friday2saturday, but saturday2sunday… not so much… do I stay up or attempt sleep again…Z? #
Greeting someone in the morning with "Hello poopface" is cool until they reply: "HELLO STOODERUPPERPERSON" happens… that's just mean! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Started a track yesterday… Still working on it today. I know i started a decent track a couple months back… i should find IT. #
On this weeks Ep. of #shITRadio titled "Biff IT," Biff and I talk about wearing shorts all year round and how it's not as cold as you think! #
This is awesome! Thanx @jenjenfukker … Techno JEEP! http://htxt.it/v/BbXA #
Called my mom during sudden death & heard her excited reaction to Canada winning 5 secs before seeing it on our screen, haha #
What are you having for dinner? http://dailybooth.com/u/212b1 #
http://twitpic.com/15xh7l – What are you having for dinner? #
I wish my fingers (or hand) had tiny arms, so I could tabletop break-dance. even if they were fake arms, I wouldn't care. #
RT @peeweenews: Today's #secretword is WHAT! Think you're a pro at finding the #secretword I know you are, but what (#secretword!) am I? #
I'd rather be playing Pong, but #twooping would be better to do! #
Listening to the Danny #BonaduceShow again… Right now IT's Epic right now w/Faith No More http://htxt.it/mlyk #
#20H8 let the sub-human convo games for the work week… yay, your life is the lame! #
Man… while most of the world waits till Friday to see Alice In Wonderland, I need to wait less than 36 hours! #
I am not supposed to mess up Tammy's day by doing stuff that she doesn't do… yay for ruining her day! #
Daft Punk is playing at my house… my house #
I just checked out the AMC that I'm getting the screening at of Alice in Wonderland and IT looks like it could be the 3D version! Score! #
Instead of the return of Weird Cookie yesterday, I took a nap… it wasn't my fault IT didn't happen, but the nap was nice #
this odor elimination spray is fragrance free… butt smells like black licorice. #
Person: "G, the last person I spoke with was rude, didn't care, and a jerk" Me: "I'm sorry" (and in my mind "but I don't care either"). #
If I had a monkey, i'd bring him to work and have him sneak in to vending machines and get me stuff… if you say I can't, he throws poo! #
RT @BigTasty_: Being sexually harassed by my dog…my life is filled with so much excitement….NOT in reply to BigTasty_ #
"Did you hear they won't have 'dome dogs' at the new #twins park?" Me: [no shit sherlock] why would they when they aren't at the MetroDOME? #
RT @JhonenV: INVADER ZIM Fact 1: http://www.questionsleep.com/mindspill/?p=1208 in reply to JhonenV #
RT @peeweenews: @peeweeherman, did you hear WHAT the #secretword is? I wonder WHAT it could be! #fb in reply to peeweenews #
Hello… I'm not smart or anything, but sometimes, if I'm around the right people, I'm a phucking genius! GENIUS I TELL YOU! #
Will someone please tell Bethany to stop sucking the farts out of me with the vacuum? And you know what? I still hate how we spell "vacuum"! #
You are WRONG to think WRONG is WRONG to listen to, or watch! http://htxt.it/v/HUg8 #
15 min until #InvaderZim is on… The Nightmare Begins… I am making… toast! #
Ummm Danny Phantom is NOT #InvaderZim #
Non #20H8 get to work and I'm updated to IE8… sure, IT's not Firefox, but I have tabbed browsing! #
I think my ringtone says IT best… I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care… in west Philapelphia… #
ummm aaaaa duuuhhhh…. drrrrooollllll #
#20H8 If you're told 3 times NOT to change any files for 2 hrs, then why do you keep doing it… "well it was working" is WRONG! #
RT @zenkitteh: Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss. One twoop, two twoop, red twoop, blue twoop. Black twoop, blue twoop, old twoop, new twoop in reply to zenkitteh #
Meeting time, meeting time… meaning I won't be @ my desk for an hour! #
I somehow bruised my thigh from yestersay's shot, but it's about an inch from where i stabbed myself… hmmm… #twooping #
For the record…7 hrs & 13 min before I go hang out down the rabbit hole w/Alice and "friends" for a very happy un-birthday to you, to me? #
I just bought a Mtn Dew from the machine that gives me Dew because I was in fear the can I put in fridge this morning might still be warm! #
Is it WRONG to listen to WRONG on repeat? How many times must I listen to WRONG before changing tracks? #DepecheMode #
RT @GuruMN: Just watched the Weird Al Sex Tape. NSFW Extremely Graphic & absolutely hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9N1oCX_nI #
We're about2hed to Maple Grove to do some shopping, then go watch some movie that comes out friday… I heard some dude named Depp is in IT? #
http://twitpic.com/16a3po – Dinner @ tgif #
I'm changing my name to Um! #
I need a 10/6 stat! Buy IT for me! Buy IT for me NOW! #
Did you listen to ITRadio's newest episode BiffIT? Well, you should and stuff! http://bit.ly/ajEn8r Listen to IT, listen to IT now! #
Day 2 of #NickToons phucking up #InvaderZim @ 11p CST! Instead Danny Phantom… I'd rather be #twooping and watching the Scary Monkey Show! #
I'm inder a bridge waiting for the light to change #
#20H8 work places should let twitter be a standard, even if it's just a work account. i'd rather read about your day than hear you! #
I had this dream yesterday that I watched a girl fall down a hole after a white rabbit… Her name was Alice but a queen kept calling her Um #
#20H8 I wanted a Volcano Box from #TacoBell but they gave me a bag lunch instead… I WANTED A BOX! #
Don't go that way or you'll run in to a building… an invisable building! #
RT @jenjenfukker: RT: @JueL: 8AM PST show. (11pm est. 4pm GMT) hope you can tune in, live acoustic w/ Suzen JueL at Living Room #13 WOOT in reply to jenjenfukker #
RT @markhoppus: Makes me smile to remember how Lil Chris always hid secret stashes of Doritos all around the studio. I miss you, my friend. in reply to markhoppus #
RT @RealityTC: I have a vid idea, but I also have a zit. No filming today. lol [no excuses... cover IT w/a bandaid like Nelly] in reply to RealityTC #
Haha… Bruce Willis is in the Gorillaz music video for their newest single Stylo! http://htxt.it/v/a10m #
I'm waiting for the yearly "I just went outside and if you close your eyes, it feels like spring quote" but IT hasn't happened yet. #
RT @JueL: If you are able to plug in headphones, come hear my live acoustic show via the internet. Live at… http://fb.me/KuecQtD8q #
WeirdCookie Wirefly: Tuned in to @JueL in SecondLife @ http://tinyurl.com/ydx2mrs and you can listen @ http://www.suzenjuel.com, too! #
"There is a place like no place on earth. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a Hatter, which luckily I am." #
This Oreo has something very wrong with IT! Show me your snack! http://dailybooth.com/u/22bb2 #
Dailymugshot.com says IT wants my mugshot… but their site is being STUPID STUPID STUPID and won't let me in… jerk faces #
in 23hrs & some minutes… ITRadio will be on the air! Listen, Laugh, Twoop with me! If you don't, go flush yourself! #
Tomorrow night, I'll be hosting #shITRadio in 3D… glasses & wearing a small vest… made of GIANT UNDERPANTS! #
The REAL reason #InvaderZim was canceled by Jhonen Vasquez himself: http://htxt.it/XrCq … All because a little g.. http://htxt.it/l/kwBnxt #
In my dreams tonight, I will surf on alligators over blue jello waves while listening to music no one has EVER heard! #
I like to fake out sleep… then, sleeps feels sorry for me… and I push it over and make everyone point and laugh… silly sleep! #
RT @MplsWebGuy The new OK GO video is INSANE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w #
If a fish wanted payback for me eating his homies, and said he'd eat me sushi style, i'd be down for IT! #
RT @cyanogen: CyanogenMod-4.2.15 is out for Dream & Magic http://bit.ly/cPK3i3 (XDA: http://bit.ly/19rv2O) #android #zerogravity #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-03-04

ITRadio — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

#20H8 I had to ask someone a question, but I had to wait until Firestarter was over on #LastFM … they really need a pause feature! #
Can I haz a break yet? NO… more work to do, but ITRadio's live @ 7p CST… be there or get twooped on! #
I have a few decent topics for #shITRadio tonight… and I'm pretty sure IT'll all come back to #twooping #
3hrs until showtime… #shITRadio that is. #
Me, of all ppl, just apologized to the dude w/customer service bx I was giving Lucy h2o in the #twoop room. He claims he couldn't tell. LIAR #
Have you ever #twooped with Gorrillaz in the backround? I have and I'm doing so again now! #twooping #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
BAWK..Watch me now I'm gonna bounce it like a chicken… or not, either way, I'm streaming music now LIVE. http://htxt.it/pt3Y Show @7p CST #
Do you dirty words and stupid stories tickle your fancy? Yup, I used FANCY… Listen to #shITRadio now! http://live.tourettesradio.com #fb #
What are you hiding from me? #
Nick Cannon is the biggest tool in the world… he's not Booker T, playa! #
Did you miss the show last night? Well, that sucks cause it was Biff shITRadio last night! Now, I go to work… #
#20H8 – asking someone to give you brief notes, and read what's already been done, but not worded for their liking, so IT's written again #
I wanna work, but banging my head on my desk makes things go away… except it brings stars and ringing in my ears #
HAHAHA.. Electric Six's "Gay Bar" came on my Last.FM station… that's awesome… I better not get a phone call now! oh wait, it's over #
RT @StrangeBrownie: F1rst thing I hear at work is " yea lastnight I pissed myself", great start to the day in reply to StrangeBrownie #
Going inside the Edina Target… will i see wayne again looking at snot catchers again #
What does that mean? #
Doodle do do do http://dailybooth.com/u/204ec #
http://twitpic.com/15gyhl – Doodle do do do #
RT @IDS07: I know you prob wont buy, but you should at least listen for free http://bit.ly/dquiTt. in reply to IDS07 #
What if you could chew through your cheek… that'd be mad wicked! #
Monsters infest your ear buds.. IT's a fact, cause I just said IT and you're reading IT on the internutz! #
Elk River has 3G and we had a dear crawwwwl across the road #
BAWK home… going2bed4now … hope to push some beats or something in the morning… will IT happen? WILL IT? #
Do your cats play "Hello Kitty" mini golf? http://dailybooth.com/u/20fys #
http://twitpic.com/15mz9s – Do your cats play "Hello Kitty" mini golf? #
I be #twoopin for my homies! #
I #twoop for those in the world that can't. #
Twitter Windows users, help my friend @amanjo. she wants a Twitter client that has the "more" button feature, other than Twitter's website #
RT @cc_chapman: Why you ALWAYS leave the video camera running – http://bit.ly/9qEzKD [this is awesome!] #
All US Android phones will eventually get 2.1 updates…including the G1! http://htxt.it/qI5y [via @androidsfinest] #
What-cha gonna do when The Prodigy updates their website? Well, I check IT, duh! http://theprodigy.com/ #
Going2get my hair cutted… what will i do? something… what does something mean? phuck if i know! #
Why didn't I eat before I left? I am hungry… i'd even go for ice cream to tide me over! T.T #
I'm gonna go dutch, well at least eat it… panakuken time! #
(@amanjo) RT @RainersReplies: @itradio Try this for #Windows as well: http://bit.ly/p8nmc Easy to use, nice UI, many visual styles… #
I really need to get a worldwide #twooping event going on w/the twoop accounts! #
Gorrillaz's new pad, Plastic Beach is open (website 3.0) http://gorillaz.com I'm checking IT now! #
Trying to get in the mood to write something or other… Opening Ableton won't get me started other than opening Ableton #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
If you're on a tightrope, IT's not a good idea to 1: look down. 2: lose your balance. 3: have razor blades on your feet! #
Weekend #20H8 I need to wash my hoodie… I have cut hairs bugging my neck… #
No #twoop is better than another… because they all get flushed anyway! #
I think shopping carts need little speakers that say "hey, buckle up, that person pushing has no idea what they are doing…wwhhaaaaa" #
I slept awesome for a change friday2saturday, but saturday2sunday… not so much… do I stay up or attempt sleep again…Z? #
Greeting someone in the morning with "Hello poopface" is cool until they reply: "HELLO STOODERUPPERPERSON" happens… that's just mean! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Started a track yesterday… Still working on it today. I know i started a decent track a couple months back… i should find IT. #
On this weeks Ep. of #shITRadio titled "Biff IT," Biff and I talk about wearing shorts all year round and how it's not as cold as you think! #
This is awesome! Thanx @jenjenfukker … Techno JEEP! http://htxt.it/v/BbXA #
Called my mom during sudden death & heard her excited reaction to Canada winning 5 secs before seeing it on our screen, haha #
What are you having for dinner? http://dailybooth.com/u/212b1 #
http://twitpic.com/15xh7l – What are you having for dinner? #
I wish my fingers (or hand) had tiny arms, so I could tabletop break-dance. even if they were fake arms, I wouldn't care. #
RT @peeweenews: Today's #secretword is WHAT! Think you're a pro at finding the #secretword I know you are, but what (#secretword!) am I? #
I'd rather be playing Pong, but #twooping would be better to do! #
Listening to the Danny #BonaduceShow again… Right now IT's Epic right now w/Faith No More http://htxt.it/mlyk #
#20H8 let the sub-human convo games for the work week… yay, your life is the lame! #
Man… while most of the world waits till Friday to see Alice In Wonderland, I need to wait less than 36 hours! #
I am not supposed to mess up Tammy's day by doing stuff that she doesn't do… yay for ruining her day! #
Daft Punk is playing at my house… my house #
I just checked out the AMC that I'm getting the screening at of Alice in Wonderland and IT looks like it could be the 3D version! Score! #
Instead of the return of Weird Cookie yesterday, I took a nap… it wasn't my fault IT didn't happen, but the nap was nice #
this odor elimination spray is fragrance free… butt smells like black licorice. #
Person: "G, the last person I spoke with was rude, didn't care, and a jerk" Me: "I'm sorry" (and in my mind "but I don't care either"). #
If I had a monkey, i'd bring him to work and have him sneak in to vending machines and get me stuff… if you say I can't, he throws poo! #
RT @BigTasty_: Being sexually harassed by my dog…my life is filled with so much excitement….NOT in reply to BigTasty_ #
"Did you hear they won't have 'dome dogs' at the new #twins park?" Me: [no shit sherlock] why would they when they aren't at the MetroDOME? #
RT @JhonenV: INVADER ZIM Fact 1: http://www.questionsleep.com/mindspill/?p=1208 in reply to JhonenV #
RT @peeweenews: @peeweeherman, did you hear WHAT the #secretword is? I wonder WHAT it could be! #fb in reply to peeweenews #
Hello… I'm not smart or anything, but sometimes, if I'm around the right people, I'm a phucking genius! GENIUS I TELL YOU! #
Will someone please tell Bethany to stop sucking the farts out of me with the vacuum? And you know what? I still hate how we spell "vacuum"! #
You are WRONG to think WRONG is WRONG to listen to, or watch! http://htxt.it/v/HUg8 #
15 min until #InvaderZim is on… The Nightmare Begins… I am making… toast! #
Ummm Danny Phantom is NOT #InvaderZim #
Non #20H8 get to work and I'm updated to IE8… sure, IT's not Firefox, but I have tabbed browsing! #
I think my ringtone says IT best… I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care… in west Philapelphia… #
ummm aaaaa duuuhhhh…. drrrrooollllll #
#20H8 If you're told 3 times NOT to change any files for 2 hrs, then why do you keep doing it… "well it was working" is WRONG! #
RT @zenkitteh: Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss. One twoop, two twoop, red twoop, blue twoop. Black twoop, blue twoop, old twoop, new twoop in reply to zenkitteh #
Meeting time, meeting time… meaning I won't be @ my desk for an hour! #
I somehow bruised my thigh from yestersay's shot, but it's about an inch from where i stabbed myself… hmmm… #twooping #
For the record…7 hrs & 13 min before I go hang out down the rabbit hole w/Alice and "friends" for a very happy un-birthday to you, to me? #
I just bought a Mtn Dew from the machine that gives me Dew because I was in fear the can I put in fridge this morning might still be warm! #
Is it WRONG to listen to WRONG on repeat? How many times must I listen to WRONG before changing tracks? #DepecheMode #
RT @GuruMN: Just watched the Weird Al Sex Tape. NSFW Extremely Graphic & absolutely hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9N1oCX_nI #
We're about2hed to Maple Grove to do some shopping, then go watch some movie that comes out friday… I heard some dude named Depp is in IT? #
http://twitpic.com/16a3po – Dinner @ tgif #
I'm changing my name to Um! #
I need a 10/6 stat! Buy IT for me! Buy IT for me NOW! #
Did you listen to ITRadio's newest episode BiffIT? Well, you should and stuff! http://bit.ly/ajEn8r Listen to IT, listen to IT now! #
Day 2 of #NickToons phucking up #InvaderZim @ 11p CST! Instead Danny Phantom… I'd rather be #twooping and watching the Scary Monkey Show! #
I'm inder a bridge waiting for the light to change #
#20H8 work places should let twitter be a standard, even if it's just a work account. i'd rather read about your day than hear you! #
I had this dream yesterday that I watched a girl fall down a hole after a white rabbit… Her name was Alice but a queen kept calling her Um #
#20H8 I wanted a Volcano Box from #TacoBell but they gave me a bag lunch instead… I WANTED A BOX! #
Don't go that way or you'll run in to a building… an invisable building! #
RT @jenjenfukker: RT: @JueL: 8AM PST show. (11pm est. 4pm GMT) hope you can tune in, live acoustic w/ Suzen JueL at Living Room #13 WOOT in reply to jenjenfukker #
RT @markhoppus: Makes me smile to remember how Lil Chris always hid secret stashes of Doritos all around the studio. I miss you, my friend. in reply to markhoppus #
RT @RealityTC: I have a vid idea, but I also have a zit. No filming today. lol [no excuses... cover IT w/a bandaid like Nelly] in reply to RealityTC #
Haha… Bruce Willis is in the Gorillaz music video for their newest single Stylo! http://htxt.it/v/a10m #
I'm waiting for the yearly "I just went outside and if you close your eyes, it feels like spring quote" but IT hasn't happened yet. #
RT @JueL: If you are able to plug in headphones, come hear my live acoustic show via the internet. Live at… http://fb.me/KuecQtD8q #
WeirdCookie Wirefly: Tuned in to @JueL in SecondLife @ http://tinyurl.com/ydx2mrs and you can listen @ http://www.suzenjuel.com, too! #
"There is a place like no place on earth. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a Hatter, which luckily I am." #
This Oreo has something very wrong with IT! Show me your snack! http://dailybooth.com/u/22bb2 #
Dailymugshot.com says IT wants my mugshot… but their site is being STUPID STUPID STUPID and won't let me in… jerk faces #
in 23hrs & some minutes… ITRadio will be on the air! Listen, Laugh, Twoop with me! If you don't, go flush yourself! #
Tomorrow night, I'll be hosting #shITRadio in 3D… glasses & wearing a small vest… made of GIANT UNDERPANTS! #
The REAL reason #InvaderZim was canceled by Jhonen Vasquez himself: http://htxt.it/XrCq … All because a little g.. http://htxt.it/l/kwBnxt #
In my dreams tonight, I will surf on alligators over blue jello waves while listening to music no one has EVER heard! #
I like to fake out sleep… then, sleeps feels sorry for me… and I push it over and make everyone point and laugh… silly sleep! #
RT @MplsWebGuy The new OK GO video is INSANE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w #
If a fish wanted payback for me eating his homies, and said he'd eat me sushi style, i'd be down for IT! #
RT @cyanogen: CyanogenMod-4.2.15 is out for Dream & Magic http://bit.ly/cPK3i3 (XDA: http://bit.ly/19rv2O) #android #zerogravity #

ITRadio Ep. 272 BiffITRadio (Biff-ITRadio, get IT?) – www.tourettesradio.com

ITRadio — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:53:14 +0000

Graeme is back, as well as the brain for a few seconds. Over the week, Graeme has been talking with Danny Bonaduce on Twitter after Danny was on (then kicked off) Jane Velez-Mitchell’s HLN Show on the subject of Growing Pain’s and Tiger Woods losing their BONER is not “big” news! Former DoucheCast/Bag of Oranges host, Phatty McBiff wants in on the very sensitive subject of boners going away and Graeme helping Biff become famous. Biff and Graeme get off the subject of boners and talk about more common ITRadio subjects such as shorts wearing during winter and it’s all in your head, biff has a new pussy (cat), comparing flushing the toilet to throwing shit at fans, and Biff’s awesome way of saying “mother frackin” because of The Crazies.

To donate to the Yorks, you can find the PayPal donate link here.

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 271 Eat Steakopotamus On Fridays!

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:41:05 +0000

Nothings better than not having show notes, but I do know this… Someone needs to find me a cow, stuffed with a chicken that’s stuffed with a pig… so I can eat IT on Friday!
@EmoJesus loves you!

ITRadio Ep. 270 – Let’s Bring Back Pogs! Social Media POGS!

ITRadio — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:05:48 +0000

As Graeme and The Brain are still trying to figure out the “next era” of ITRadio, Graeme tests a few new things for the show, like going over his tweets for the week and elaborating on some of the updates he had posted. With that said, Graeme seems to think “Twitter” a bit to much after going to Ruby Tuesday’s and thinking “RT” on the menu stood for “ReTweet,” Pee-Wee’s Playhouse stage show gives their take on the iPad, The Prodigy give a name to their upcoming album, Ryan Nyquist is helping spread the word of @Twoop! , perfect cans of Mtn Dew at work, Fear and Loathing in Social Media, Fall Out Boy breaking up and all the kids who will give back their girlfriend’s pants, and Graeme talks about Rooster/Absent of DoucheCast’s parents house that recently burned down and how/where you can donate.

To donate to the Yorks, you can find the PayPal donate link here.

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 269 – How A Sick Story Becomes Clean: Flushing!

ITRadio — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:47:13 +0000

The Brain thinks that Graeme smells horrible, because he didn’t take a shower before the show. With that said, Graeme was banned from the show, so all you get is The Brain. 15 different stories, going round and round and round and round and then, when you think IT can’t get any worse, The Brain shows you how Graeme REALLY thinks… Full speed ahead… and who thinks up shit like this?

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 268 Real Smarties, NOT That Halloween Crap!

ITRadio — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:46:27 +0000

This is the first official PODCAST of 2010 for ITRadio. Last week’s show was a no-go-upload, but not this week as Graeme and the brain are back, alive and kicking. Graeme goes over the past couple weeks, a break-in happens to someone’s car at a fitness club, biker gangs hate pita/P.E.T.A and fart on their heads, Graeme enjoys REAL Smartie’s from Canada (the Nestle product), and Graeme’s cousin Reed goes through with the “Ginger BEEF” tattoo on his ass because he’s hard as FUCK!

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep 267 – This Is IT! The Last Official Episode EVER… In 2009!

ITRadio — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:03:31 +0000

Ding dong the show notes are tucked away in my brain and said: LISTEN TO THE SHOW AND WRITE EM DOWN FOR ME!

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

Graeme’s 1st track using Abelton Live 8 – Taking Subways d.e.m.o

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:21:46 +0000

This is my first d.e.m.o track I’ve written using Ableton Live 8 and the APC40 controller. Hosted on bln.kr.

ITRadio Ep. 265 – I Sold IT To The Mob!

ITRadio — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:51:24 +0000

No show notes needed other than: Graeme’s shit delayed the show, MattMan/Strange Brownie calls in, and TWOOPING RULES!

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 264 – My Cousin’s getting “Ginger, BEEF” Tattooed on his ASS!

ITRadio — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:24:59 +0000

Besides Graeme and his brain repeating themselves over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over and then forgetting what they were saying, here are some other fun topics discussed during this show: TWOOPING HAS IT’S FIRST CELEBRITY TWOOPING FOOL, Grand Master B himself, David Faustino (aka Bud Bundy), Graeme picked up Ableton Live 8 & the Akai APC40 on Black Friday, Graeme still loves to twoop, Jackass 3 will suck, gunman goes postal on the freeway, Pee-Wee on a Roomba, Graeme has proof his ex-girlfriend from 10 yrs ago is phucking crazy (audio included), and much much more!

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-04

ITRadio — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:00:00 +0000

I’m NOT bringing leftovers to work… I will take my chances on the few non-mall-populated parking lots for food… going2work early #
Why is Brookdale Mall still open? When you have more employees parked @ Sears than customers on Black Friday should give you that hint! #
While I twoop, I will think about lunch time food choices…. still! #twooping #
TwentyH8: Day 5 of figuring out where I’m having lunch today… Only an hour or two before I figure this out! #
I still have no idea what I’m doing for lunch, BUTT, I’m going that-a-way! *points in the direction of food w/o malls & stores* #
I have DQ for lunch . and thanks to that choice, my friend/co-worker & I saw some dude in a mustang have a #hugefail trying to drift a turn! #
#20H8: The dumbass who pissed on the toilet seat that I had to wipe off AND used the last of the paper towels & di.. http://htxt.it/l/lkjvhG #
I haven’t taken psycho-ex calls (FROM 10YRS AGO) for 2 years now. I now have documentation that she’s crazy;like really fucking crazy! #
RAVER BASHING .. LET’S GO! #
As long as selling out is considered un-cool to do, that is my life goal & I once I will sell out, I’ll do my best to always stay overrated! #
Chick leaves a v-mail, gave no account info, but did give her ph#. I called to get the accnt & she swore she never.. http://htxt.it/l/0Lp2dV #
Look for an ITRadio Kwiky in the near future… this is too funny not to keep to myself. #
RT @yeradis: btw , this is free advertisement I LOVE ANDROID PHONE #
I like how Friday felt like Monday, but feels like Friday now that work is done! #
Do you know why #tacojohns is 100x better than McDonalds OR Taco Bell?!? Easy, TJ’s medium sodas are the same size as the other’s larges! #
I’m enjoying my post Tday #tacojohns and I’m about to see @peeweeherman on Conan (thanks DVR!) #
Does anyone know where I can get a “@peeweeherman riding on a Roomba” toy for Christmas? http://htxt.it/v/hvZe #
If I had the chance to interview @mjkeenan, the first question would be: What are your thoughts on flying penguins in the jungle? #
RT @EmoJesus: I am creating the TwitterCommandments! Commandment 1: Thou shall not RT #followfriday. Create your own! #
When the cat is out of the bag, IT means sugar cubes are made of what? #
I need to get a move on with whatever work I’m doing today… website, music stuff, twooping… yeah, twooping, I’ll go do that now! #
I have yet to twoop in a porta-potty or an outhouse & I have no desire to do so. #thinkingwhiletwooping #twooping #
Support #@cyanogen, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/2esjam #
Support Apple Fanatic, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/4ENrhA #
Support #AbletonLive, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/90ccSE #
I have 9 Wave invites… what one? #
http://twitpic.com/rcbna – I want to play with #AbletonLive 8 Lite (for now) NOW! #
When did the war of 1812 happen? #
Hey, Jack, what up wit dat? #
#GotAndroid? Want to update all your Social Media/Networking statuses with one update? Check out *http://helloTXTroid.com (hellotext.com) #
iGraeme is going to the fridge for some iHam… cooked by myMom… iiiieeeeiiieeeiiiiii #
When was I supposed to go to bed? -_t Z? #
My arm fell off when I attacked only the walls of the shower. they’re clean, but may need another wipe down AND I need to buy a new arm! #
I wonder if Mike Patton and the rest of Faith No More ever found out what IT really is… #
RT @amanjo: This tweet is just for @itradio: I am twooping at #kwiktrip! [Haha.... best post of the day by far!] #
I just finished a can of #MtnDew to go along with Bethany’s awesome taco dip… I just wish there was more Mtn Dew in the can! #
I’m going to try my hardest NOT to take a nap today… in the mean time, I’m #twooping. #
I’ve had my sock monkey hat for exactly 1 year and IT’s still the coolest winter hat EVER… I know you all are STILL jealous! #
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: twentyh8, itradio, thanks – http://w33.us/2lqa #
I made progress with the TourettesRadio theme. Once again, small step for some, huge step for me. Butt 1st, the simpsons! #
Bethany’s taco dip was awesome and because of IT, the funniest/loudest 3+ seconds of my day happened! #
Haha… @DavidFaustino said #twooping! How phucking cool is that? #
Here’s the link to @DavidFaustino (Bud Bundy) using Twooping in a tweet! http://twitter.com/DavidFaustino/statuses/6186432951 #
RT @DavidFaustino: fellow #twoopers.That was purely coincidence that I’ve joined your family. Great minds think alike I suppose. Btw, #twoop in reply to DavidFaustino #
SWEET! @DavidFaustino has become a fellow #twooping fool! This is an awesome way to start the week! #
I left the house w/the gray on the back of my socks showing. I just went to fix them & they fixed themselves I guess. Who wudda thunk IT? #
RT @socialoomph: New Feature: Facebook Integration http://bit.ly/7V2XJC in reply to socialoomph #
#twentyH8: I really hate facial hair & really hate shaving… I could go skinless on my face, and you wouldn’t be .. http://htxt.it/l/Bo3bnB #
Unnecessary play-by-play commentary #TwentyH8 . #
“hmm, we have a mail return that has Name,PoBox,CareOf,City/state/zip. MAYBE if i switch PoBox& c/o, IT’ll work…” UM NO McFLY! #
RT @androidandme: Google updates official Android site – Android and Me http://bit.ly/4HO5TS -are changes for the OS coming soon? in reply to androidandme #
I wish I worked in a gravel pit like Fred Flintstone. How cool would IT be to ride down a dinosaurs tail when you were done w/work? #
My friend Mike Kinney/Gator McGraw published a children’s book “The Lost Halloween.” Check IT plz! http://mikekinney.org/ (link@bottom) #
RT @EmoJesus: #TwitterCommandment #2 Thou shall not follow an EX if you’re not friends w/them only to stalk them or cause #twitterdrama. #
RT @mashable: Socialite 1.0 Arrives: Powerful Social Media Aggregator for Mac – http://bit.ly/5njAMm #
RT @johncmayer: Can you get a sonogram for an unborn poop? [HAD to be RT'd... even if he didn't say #twoop!] #
About to mess with Live 8 Lite some more and I figured out a halfass’d fix for TRadio.com if I can’t get it to work how I want. #
Wooooopty phreakin’ doooo… Creed is releasing a live DVD… I would rather eat egg salad & listen to country! #
Where is there a place for abstract music/noise? Any market for this, because I just created something phuckin’ weird! #
Look IT what I can do? #
While I #twoop & think about a meeting in a 1/2hr. Will it be fun? Maybe, but it gets me away from my desk! #
#TwentyH8: Here’s a great idea… set a plan, 1 meeting a month, give us deadlines that you can’t follow through before we start everything! #
“did you guys know there were doughnuts in the break room?” “yup” “why didn’t you tell us”. i thought you knew & the 1st ALWAYS is treat day #
When you get a Massive Attack fix on, fix IT with Blue Lines… Great album/great song…. (Plus Tricky’s on IT) #
RT @kmskala: Watch @trvsbrkr (Travis Barker)take it to town on his Forever remix – http://bit.ly/p7Urt (at 3:49, the 16s.best drummer around in reply to kmskala #
It looks to be a speed trap on 100 south bound right before or right after 62. Nothing on the north bound lane…
http://tinyurl.com/ykawt4s #
RT @johncmayer: Fact: 88 percent of all fake blood contains traces of real urine. #
RT @katemixwashere: RT @joepending JUICEBOX CLOTHING SNEAK PEAK!!! http://bit.ly/4MjysO please retweet! #
Rocks are what create the roll…. after the water gets done with IT. I read that in a book, but the book was made of cheese so i ate IT! #
Help my cousin to get “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! he needs less than 400 to join his FB group! http://bit.ly/12bX5P Please RT! #
Steven Seagal looks like a douche from his TV show… and it’s proabaly as bad as that live Creed DVD. Chuck Norris should take em out! #
Who wants to be… ummm… what do you want to be? #
RT @QuantumGood: 30 Top Blogs For Social Media Updates http://ow.ly/HH7D in reply to QuantumGood #
I want a juicy cheesebooger! #
twooping like a true twooper would twoop! #
At 9:16, someone was put on hold for a credit card payment… how long will it take? …. …. 3min… could’ve been worse. #
#twentyH8: Once again, idioITs who call in a “payment” but give insurance information. yes, insurance MIGHT pay us, but it’s not a payment. #
#TwentyH8: SMDH has to be the stupidest acronym for text/social messages ever! Using LOT and LOG makes me cool comared to SMDH! #
Co #
a coworker in another dept. heard me say “shit” and was in awe because she’s never heard me swear, I guess… #
i told her she’s never in my area enough, because “shit” is as common as “fuck”… AND she doesn’t know about tourettesradio.com or ITRadio #
My cousin wants 1 thing for Christmas & that’s “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! Please join his FB group to help! http://bit.ly/12bX5P #
Friends of ITRadio who have Wave, check my newest message. For those who have Google Wave & want to add me, tourettesradio @google wave.com. #
I’m going to bed now… Tomorrows Turdsday. “ITRadio/me going live” should be happening tomorrow. If IT’s not talking, I’ll be mixing tunes #
This is too funny not to share… I need this app for #android or get an iPod touch!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKuZn8cd0w #
This #twoop is brought to you by my day off and the food I ate yesterday… ITRadio is live @ 7p tonight! #
Today is the day you wear socks on the wrong feet… what? you don’t wear the same sock on the same foot every time? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? #
Setting up for ITRadio… preshow music stream will be starting shortly! http://live.tourettesradio.com & I will have Skype on CockneyTony. #
#ITRadio #Music #preShow happening now! http://live.tourettesradio.com Show starts @ 7p CST. #liveshow #lol #funny #stupid #poop #
ITRadio is live! http://snipr.com/e0×17 Hang out in the chat room and make some new BFF’s. Feel free to listen naked! #live #poop #
RT @wtfkrysta: Oh, and just so the entire internet knows, my dick is bigger than @rtweezy’s. in reply to wtfkrysta #

ITRadio Ep. 263 – Black Friday (Where The Hell Am I Going To Eat?)

ITRadio — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:00:29 +0000

Just getting home two hours before the show from having Thanksgiving ham (NOT TURKEY) with his parents in Eau Claire, WI, Graeme & his brain bring another great babbling episode of the show. Graeme & brain talk about being excited to see Pee-Wee Herman on Conan O’Brien, balloons in the Macy’s Day Parade, Taco John’s open on Thanksgiving?, crazy 2010 calendars, seeing Craig Gass in a phucking banquet hall “comedy club,” and much much more AND Graeme has been stressing out the entire week on what he’s going to do for lunch on Black Friday.

Oh, Graeme has GoogleWave! Add him if you’d like: tourettesradio (@) googlewave (dot) com!

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Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-27

ITRadio — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0000

I still want to know what happened in that far far far away land where something far away happened? What did IT involve? Was there pizza? #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
20H8: “SERIOUSLY?” “REALLY?” “COME ON NOW?” All used in the same story, usually in the same sentence, or 2 close together ones. #
Tuned in to Aphex Twin’s “station” on #Pandora. ‘Kuddelmaus’ by Ulrich Schnauss is a a great Friday morning track… http://htxt.it/l/I5slTK #
RT @smbmsp: #SMBMSP21 We’re streaming LIVE – new URL: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/smbmsp21 in reply to smbmsp #
Someone explain to me how a dentist can “pull your gums down” umm… pretty sure that can’t happen, butt that’s just me. #
Dental work doesn’t make your teeth sensitive, your bad sensitive teeth is why you need the dental work. #stupidfuckingexcuses #
RT @threevolts: urination is ABSOLUTELY a topic that i can ‘just talk about’ #smbmsp [I could do the same with #twooping] in reply to threevolts #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
RT @waze: #FollowFriday For every 10 ppl who follow @waze 1 turkey will be donated to a family in need on thanksgiving http://bit.ly/b4VP0 in reply to waze #
RT @Breon: Twidroid now supports Twitter retweet http://bit.ly/x111H in reply to Breon #
If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to see IT, I’d still be hungry! #
TwentyH8: If you’re standing in walkway, making it impossible to go around, don’t get mad because you’re too stupid to move before I ask. #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
If you listen hard enough, you can hear thunder, but there won’t be rain, because this kind of thunder breaks walls and window pane.. #
wow… testing out the new #seesmic for Android. not multi user, but scroll feature alone is bad ass! @refrobpage & @xfashionbombx check 4IT #
Seesmic for android has sweet features, nice large scroller, nice layout, nice friend/follower) viewer. if you like the desktop, try this #
Bethany’s co-worker threw out her back & I’m mad my few times weren’t like hers. 2 of mine were from sneezing. She threw hers out farting! #
Just when you thought Flea Market Montgomery’s dance number couldn’t get any better, check IT out with subtitles! http://htxt.it/v/T4jp #
Up Butt Coconut ♫ http://htxt.it/v/At0U #
This video taught me I’ll never understand why potatoes make kids emo, because I’m not adopted! (right Frosty?) http://htxt.it/v/s1ZR #
eff yew knever lehurn t2o reed, yoyul nepher leanern 2o speal #
http://twitpic.com/qdtfn – IT’s that time of the year again that Nachos Navidad are back at @tacojohns #
On the 6th day I ate some super nachos from #tacojohns and they were ggrreeaaaaattt! #
Suzen Jeul (@Juel on Twitter) has named her upcoming album. IT’ll be called RoadMap. Read more about this on her site! http://suzenjuel.com/ #
Last post should have been Suzen jUEl (not jeul) @JueL on twitter… Check out her site http://www.suzenjuel.com & her webmaster is cool, 2! #
Having my first #Seesmic on #Android #twooping session… and the twoop is good. #
About to (hed) out to see Craig Gass… #
Just drove past Bonnie and I’s old place… I would have a great view of a Sonic! #
RT @VooDooStevie: Second Podcast produced entirely under Linux! VooDooRadio 117 is available: http://bit.ly/8SbNX7 in reply to VooDooStevie #
A comedy show should NOT be in a Holiday Inn banquet hall… #
If Craig Gass evere plays the rape room, aka ‘comedy gallery’ in ‘downtown st paul’ aka Holiday Inn’s banquet room… i will! #
Napoleon was one short dude! #
The Febreze commercial where the mom helps the dude get/score w/chicks scares me. #
I have a sock monkey keychain to go along with my sock monkey tuque… I also have right socks that go with left socks… wwwweeeeeeeeeeee #
RT @JueL: Sharin the iPod Stream Rickie Lee Jones, Marvin Gaye, Peter Paul n Mary, Lucinda and more http://suzenjuel.com if u wanna Tune #
About to watch The Simpsons, then more attempts to figure out graphics for the TR.com #wpthememod #
PLEASE. Tell me about the phucking golf shoes. #
Another night of CSS/Graphix work/WordPressThemeMod on the bucket…Let’s do IT again tomorrow. I have a right sided headache… X_x .. Z? #
RT @aquietdomino: Twooping while still humming @patentpending tunes… [@katemixwashere check this shit out! LOT ... Tell Joe!] #
IT’s time eye (hed)2|bed| … Attempting sleep now… #
I could do an all you can eat salad contest w/Hidden Valley Ranch dressing! #
TwentyH8: Yesterday I started thinking about lunch… for BlackFridaySales… I have to plan ahead for non-retail parking lots. #
My hip-hop, rap, crunk name will be Boy.M.I.Hungry! #
NOt liking the #TwitTV #androidapp when playing/pausing shows. Only way to play again is start from the beginning & no jogging available. #
i’m always mad when I have a sudden need to twoop & don’t have my phone on me. What if the toilet breaks & i couldn’t TwitPic IT? #twooping #
I wish Santa would bring me my very own Jambie. Make IT happen @peeweeherman! Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho! #
Working on sites 2night, maybe something to post on FtB, butt 1st I twoop, then shower. #
I know you’ll all be bored after eating on Turkey day, so why not pass out listening/watching ITRadio @7 that night! You can even mute us! #
RT @cooper417: Word of the day: twooping- tweeting while on the toilet. #
I will tell them I was on the couch eating a salad… #
I just told myself that I am not supposed to rush the new TourettesRadio.com layout. IT will be released by Jan 1, fer shizzle! #
RT @peeweeherman: Pee-wee Herman will be on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien on Thanksgiving… tune in or set your DVRs! #
I thought of a sweet idea for a video involving *blank* and your *blank* while doing a *blank*… IT’s going to be an empty video of *blank* #
#20H8: I may be fully def in my right ear, but there is a reason I wear headphones in/on both ears: I can hear key.. http://htxt.it/l/qiP4uW #
RT @garrickvanburen: The boy: “Are Bob and Doug pirates?” Me: “No, they’re Canadian.” #fb in reply to garrickvanburen #
I need to take a picture of IT later today, but everday I walk past YankeeHater’s desk, I LOL to myself because I see her LE @emojesus! #
http://twitpic.com/qr9qr – My #mtndew 12 pack is showing off it’s fresh out of the box cans! #
RT @jenjenfukker: shit fukk.. work time. [well said, well said] in reply to jenjenfukker #
#20H8: Why do you whisper when you’re 3 feet away, I can’t hear you, and the person your whispering about is no where to be seen? #
I.T dude asks: “what model CPU do you have” “phuck if I know, but it’s a POS” “IT’s because IT has no RAM” “No, IT.. http://htxt.it/l/sE28bI #
RT @amanjo: And I look forward to presenting Joe Mauer my undergarments. I LOVE YOU, JOE!!!!!! in reply to amanjo #
http://twitpic.com/qslj0 – Giving blood/platelets…. social media catching up time #
about 2 finish up giving blood…get my car and some sushi… the lady helping me is humming #
Kickin’ IT old skool with my sushi tonight. Back at my 1st non boats/store bought sushi @ Little Sushi in Eden Prarie! #
I’ll take your brain to another dimension… pay close attention! #
When I grow up, I’m going to throw my back out playing golf like George McFly did in Back To the Future Part 2. I’ll hang out upside down! #
So, I gave blood platelets and I still have no idea what they are or used for, other than they go bad in less than 5 days… #
I’m going to a job that I do. IT’s where I sit at a desk, think of stupid things, then repeat them for the online community to ask, WTPh? #
RT @IDS07: RT @Coxymoney: Ustream Brings Its Viewer App To Android Market http://bit.ly/7ygmxr [sweeeet] in reply to IDS07 #
#20H8: Why do customers call when I’m having a REAL work conversation. Sure, I want their payment or them to yell at me, butt still! RAWR #
RT @BrettStolz: Ok, this easily beats out poker face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY Muppets doing Bohemian Rhapsody. in reply to BrettStolz #
Ok, so, you don’t want to pay a 23.00 balance in full, so you get it 1/2 off, but send the payment w/delivery conf.. http://htxt.it/l/9C8SOv #
If you’re driving while reading this, put your hands in the air, and wave em like you just don’t care! If you’re a.. http://htxt.it/l/cOmtwu #
I swear we do work in our deparment… like watching others work on blowing bubbles inside bubbles inside bubbles thanks to hubba-bubba #
Why am I still at work .. oh yeah… TAMMY GET OFF THE PHUCKING PHONE! #
Sweet turkey(van) gravy! The huge project I have at work for the next 2 years has actuall accounts I can work on… kinda… ALMOST THERE! #
#imthankfulfor the fine staff at the meal before T-Day eating establishment that made my super nachos and gave me my #mtndew … #TacoJohns #
I’m in MN, but I heard Dude N Nems down in Memphis are going to do a show on the XLR @ 9p CST tonight! http://htxt.it/wMeQ #
The Gnarls Barkley of live shows/podcasts is actually LIVE right now! http://htxt.it/kEtv #lol #imthankfulfor #tha.. http://htxt.it/l/qUp5eq #
Tiz the night before T-Day & all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for my pharts! Oh, listen to ITRadio tomorrow! #
In 12hrs & 10 min, ITRadio will be live to talk about turkeys & hot dogs & mtn dew & taco johns & other things, too! 7p CST #
Bethany and I are off to EC for Turkey Day & as a nerd, I’m thankful for not having 100mb limit on the internet… oh, ITRadio 2night @ 7 #
http://twitpic.com/r0sgt – Rick watching Cat TV #
Made IT to Eau Claire, ate some #kwiktrip hot dogs on the way, and washed IT with a #MtnDew! #
RT waze – Thank you to everyone who helped tweet for turkeys. Our contest is over & together we donated 79 turkeys. Happy thanksgiving! #
I’m thankful for twooping freely! #twoop #twoopin #
About to (hed) back to MN… then start the live webcam feed for ITRadio.. show starts @ 7p cst http://live.tourettesradio.com #
ITRadio’s Thanksgiving music pre show is happening now. Show starts @ 7p CST http://live.tourettesradio.com #lol #iamthankfulfor #liveshow #
Your mom called, she said she loves you, butt you need to watch ITRadio right now! http://live.tourettesradio.com … RT this! #
I have to work tomorrow & even though IT’s not retail, I’m stressing because I don’t know where to eat that’ll have parking! Leftovers? #

ITRadio Ep. 262 – So, I Says I Have A Joke In My Pocket

ITRadio — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:58:17 +0000

Graeme still doesn’t understand how the body works, and still questions how to properly crap and puke at the same time without making matters worse. Graeme HATES a series or words AND phrases AND excuses. Graeme’s brain has been on a Emerson, Lake & Palmer YouTube kick, plays a couple of Keith Emerson’s solos, and at one point Graeme tries to mute his brain from talking by passing out. Graeme also let’s you know of a stinky podcast idea from Frosty (IT’s good, but stinky).

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-20

ITRadio — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is *wicka wicka* Weird Cookie! #
HahA . I turn on “Ghetto Radio Network” and “Weird Al” Yankovic’s ‘Amish Paradise’ is on. He’s the voice of Amish Ghetto don’t cha know! #
Hey, @TwitterRide I’m not liking the new soft ‘post’ button on the latest update… Any chance users can disable it? #android #twitterapp #
To Twoop or Not To Twoop, THAT Is The Twooping Question! A blog post I wrote on FeedThisBlog a few months back #twoopin @zenkitteh #
“13 is an unlucky number. If 13’s unlucky, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched-together 13.” – Mitch Hedberg #
Today @dannylohner has a case of anal leakage because of #followfriday. Don’t mess with him or he’ll wipe his ass with your sleeve! #
TwentyH8: You can’t teach an old dog (lover) new tricks! #
For some reason I could go for some Kwik Trip hot dogs and Mtn Dew… #
RT @StrangeBrownie: Damn you cookie! Now I want some kwick trip hot dogs with nacho cheese in reply to StrangeBrownie #
I haven’t used my brain in TwentyH8 years, yet somehow I’ve managed to get by so far. What’s sad is people using t.. http://htxt.it/l/fI4VqI #
In fear of my #MtnDew can’s life after I took it out of the machine, I took IT to the bathroom w/me so I wouldn’t .. http://htxt.it/l/mBUs8l #
Just nominated hellotxt for Social Media Gadget http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
RT @BrodyStolz: I’m running around like Jerry Lawler. Only one of my straps are on my bibbed overalls! #
I’m all for a #tweetup, but I want a #twoopDOWN going! I only say DOWN because that’s the direction #twoop goes! #twoopin #Twooping #
RT @johncmayer Wherever you go, there you have to wait. [are you telling us you're constipated? #twoop #twooping #twooped #twoopin] in reply to johncmayer #
Holy crapnugget, @madbeatchemist is actually LIVE and doing a REAL LIVE MUSICSHOW! http://chat.madbeatfactory.com/ #
IT’s been 10yrs today and Weird Cookie is still as much poZer today as I was then… I admIT IT because I can! http://htxt.it/i/DoSa #
RT @cyanogen: first tweet from g1 running aosp eclair! #
Until Brad Pitt gets a Twitter account, I’ll continue to follow @dannylohner. #
Viva los Bio Dome! #
#thepowerof #twoop! Thnx to social media/networks, I had help w/my CSS/WP floating gimmick! Thanks @JavaJunky @zenkitteh @mistergoomba! #
I #questionsleep as I’m still up @ 4:30….no real reason why, other than the layout, which I stopped working on a while ago. Z? #
In honor of IT being 10yrs & 1 day since WC debuted… I’ll celebrate with a #MtnDew … I also woke up at 12hrs after midnight today! #
I’m running over to Bethany’s mom’s place to let the dog out. While he’s peeing, I’m going to dance on the deck to Who Let The Dogs Out! #
I used #GoogleNavigator when I drove to Bethany’s moms house. IT kept up with my non-”long way” directions GoogleMaps tried telling me. #
WTF #hedpe censors their own song about saying phuck the label and phuck the censors – (hed)pe’s Represent: http://htxt.it/v/Ph80 #
Someday I’m going to do a Keith Emerson solo and halfway thru it, spraypaint a wall! AWESOME! http://bit.ly/2Ia1je #
I’m about to mess around with #ableton for a bit, but first I #twoop. #
WeirdCookie Wirefly: I’m hanging out with @ww3 @goldbar in SL … He’s busting a move, yo! http://slurl.com/secondlife/Baines/131/130/27/l #
RT @JueL: 1PM at Pink Candy I’ll be performing (Second Life) http://bit.ly/Rdcbv 1PM… http://fb.me/38TQW3G #
This may be a first, butt (pun intended) I’m not happy that I’m twooping right now. I JUST OPENED A MTN DEW. ToT #
Remind me later my phone is covered in my my blanket w/two pillows on top of it. I can’t turn the volume down & trying to drain the battery. #
So, I’ve got my header & floating CSS gimmick figured out, but now that I do & I need to start working on graphix, where do I start? #
Since a baby kitten, Lucy has made turkey noises when she jumps up or down from things… not sure why, but IT’s still funny. #
Must…Get…MoITvated! #
RT @jenjenfukker:the 8th day @god said “let there be #twoop“. @god saw IT & thought IT was good. then felt pervy & cried like @emojesus. ToT #
RT @dannylohner: does anyone else see this as a ‘cry for help’? RT @joshfreese “Extreme Disabled Snowman Skeleton”. http://bit.ly/3XHXb4 #
Just made some 3-cheese Hambooger Helper, and before I grub out on IT, I #twoop! #
I enjoy searching something “current” HOPING there are multi-sites covering it, BUT no, I have 10 BLOGS linking to 1 the same site. #SMfail #
IT would have been pretty cool if I was born with fingers for toes, but eating apples and finger foods would smell bad! #
Holy phuck, @cyanogen released 4.2.5 and hasn’t even updated his Twitter… I hope he’s eating a sammich after cooking that for us! #
So, my new wordpress projIT(r) just took a turn for the better & figured out a sweet effect and no need for plug-ins…. only 1 small issue #
Not sure why WP didn’t update, but the new Episode of ITRadio is out: http://bit.ly/1YvayM #
1234 boom doom boom 4321 moob mood moob 4132 obom odom odom … i don’t know where i’m going w/this, but i’m up. #
I just had one of those moments while I’m driving where you see someone on the side of the road and you wonder…
http://tinyurl.com/yl4t42f #
As I’m driving to call my coworker up I see this dog chasing a squirrel down the street. What was funnier was …
http://tinyurl.com/ya6vvk9 #
TwentyH8: Why do they do phone or system re-boots during the day? Why not wait until after the phones need to be used @ 4? #
I know a guy, he used to hate the Twitter, now he’s just shy of 600 followers and he likes to tweet things! (for @brettstolz) #
TwentyH8: Jerkoffs on the XDA board bitching they want an updated #CyanogenMod theme 12hrs after a new ROM release. Patience you phucks! #
RT @amanjo: Getting lots of new followers today. Just to let you guys know, I’m not actually a nun! [that pic is awesome!] in reply to amanjo #
Holy phuck and stuff! #twitterRide has ‘conversation follow’ in IT’s features now… Something i never needed but will use for stalking! LOT #
I have 2 fingers . no I have four… With that said, where is Christian Bale & David when you need them? #
I like when pp call in, are looking at their bill, and ask how much the balance shows & conversation ends. Thanks & why the call? X_o #
About to listen to some #TwitTV on my #androidG1 … what should I listen to first? #
TwentyH8: Enjoyments of life *sarcastic*: Creating templates to make everyone’s life easier! Non-Enjoyments: the p.. http://htxt.it/l/O0SZu0 #
Tag.. You’re IT, no tag backs, blackout infinity, 1999…. wait, that doesn’t work anymore… blackout 2099! #
When is a twoop not a twoop? The world may never know. #
Home, check! Shower, check! shot gimmick, check! twoop, flush, I mean check. making food, check. Working on my site…. not yet… #
RT @tim_erickson:Love spelled backwards sounds like Evil.Evil spelled backwards=living.Living spelled backwards sounds like Idontgiveafuck #
I’m going to bed & you can fall asleep reading: How My Brain Thinks: The Real Reason The Road Signs Fell Over! http://bit.ly/1PfOdK/ #
Hmm. the OS I’m helping upgrade @ work is made by #LG. If they made an #android phone, I wonder if I could get IT as a beta or review unIT #
RT @LanceLash: totally just cock blocked my mom. in reply to LanceLash #
I didn’t brush my teeth yet, because they’re ggGGrrEEeeAAttTT… I mean, I’m eating Frosted Flakes. #
I swear 93X in Minneapolis has a huge raging donor for 9 inch nails was heard. I talked about it before. I lov…
http://tinyurl.com/yzqpl6b #
RT @waze: Let’s get @TheEllenShow to help provide 500 turkeys 4 the hungry by following @waze & RT this. http://bit.ly/M7MLo #wazeSocialGPS in reply to waze #
The food goes in, twoop comes out, wait a few hours, that’s what shit is all about. Twoop Credit Report dot com… #
TwentyH8: If a dum dum goes to work in the woods, far away from everyone w/o a chance of screwing up, how & why do they still screw up? #
IT’s hella funny when people call in freaking out over an OLD bill, tell you a sob story, but find out it was paid months ago… #
Downloading the new DarkDream theme 1.3 #CyanogenMOD… and now flashing… I love the transparent lock screen w/the I Feel Sick eyes. #
This message was brought to you by the Subway Chicken Cordon Bleu. I had something else to post, but that sammich was effin’ tasty! #
Attacking my room, no lie! What’s the reward? Mother phuckin’ Mtn Dew! #
I’ve bought songs in the past, but I bought my 1st full album on iTunes. No, that’s not a diss on Apple. I like CDs & the booklets. #
Check this video out — Sitting on the…. *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCG-eGYgyo – I wish I thought of IT first! #twooping #
I almost…ALMOST…almost figured out the background layer working of the WP theme, butt I’ll work on IT tomorrow; SO CLOSE I TELL YOU! #
My apartment is no Bikini Bottom, but Spongebob travels through IT any chance Lucy feels he needs to go on adventures. #
eye dub thee ‘Aphex Twin Day’ on Pandora . well, at least for me that is! I wonder if someone will say wany my soul? #
I kan’t keap mi I’s ohpahn #
TwentyH8: “Hi Graeme, this is *name goes here* and I was wondering if you heard anything on my account” … “ummm… who are you?” #
Me: This is Graeme how can i help you. Lady: Graeme like grandma? Me: Yeah… and your name is Barbara… like bush! (Screech Moment) #
20H8: Person1: “I have a question; so if the *place* regarding the *subject*… Person2: “i dont’ know the ? but i.. http://htxt.it/l/IG4IOg #
RT @Doubledown_InSL: DJ Doubledown Tandino – Deep Smooth Beats at Scoutlounge – Wednesdays 4pm-6pm (slt).. http://bit.ly/47S7ts in reply to Doubledown_InSL #
Arrrg-er-booger. Trying to figure out how my site to do what I want IT to do. IT’s making me Figure-IT-Out-Stoopid #
DoPE! The WordPress Theme I’m working on for TourettesRadio.com is looking bad ass! Oh, ITRadio’s on the air 2morrow @ 7p. Now u go twoop! #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XlR1119 #
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I’m rocking out for an extended period of time to the FULL version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. #
Twooping is the shit! #
IT’s the day before Friday and that means 2 things… Tomorrow is Friday and ITRadio will be LIVE in your computer tonight @ 7p CST. #
TwentyH8: Someday I will be able to use the water gimmick, get new water, and I won’t have to gamble if it tastes stale or not. #
Old chick is wandering in circles in an isle looking for her car… and her car is on the other side of the lot #oldpeopleshouldntdrive #
I’m so (?) glad you too is coming to town. Because for the next year pretty March I have to listen to you tube…
http://tinyurl.com/yfbbahb #
“anyways” “So I says” “ya’know?” “it’s too early” “it’s late in the day” “I’m slow because it’s Monday/Friday” #wordsIhate #phrasesIhate #
Why didn’t I realize #TheTrucks 1st track proclaims their love for ITRadio? They like IT, they love IT! ITRadio live @ 7p tonight! BE THERE. #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XlR1119 #
How many people can say they rock out to Dingleberry Dynstasy? How many can say IT was the best find for $1 in Jersey? Only Frosty & I! #
Listen 2 ITRadio’s music PreShow happening now! http://live.tourettesradio.com... Shows Starts @ 7p CST… Tell your friend’s moms! #
ITRadio’s live in 10 (and another message will be sent in 5 min, LOT) Graeme’s got stuff 2 talk about! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
I am going to bed now… that thing where my eyes are supposed to be closed and do this thing called sleep. Those sheep are multiplying! #
In a far far, very far, far away land… something happened far away. #

ITRadio Ep 261 – The 10yr History Of A Water Closet, I Mean Weird Cookie

ITRadio — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:03:25 +0000

Back on Saturday, Nov. 13th, 1999, Weird Cookie debuted in the Indy-Pro Wrestling world as a manager. For the next 6 years, Weird Cookie managed only a handful of wrestlers (his choice and he didn’t have to manage too many craptastic workers), but had as much, if not more fun, in the locker room being a dumbass and pissing people off. Graeme takes you back of the “better moments” that he can remember. Despite this not being a “normal” episode of ITRadio, Graeme does just as great job at re-telling the stories from his wrestling days, as he does the stories he tells on ITRadio. Weird Cookie sucked then and still sucks now, and that’s the way WC wants IT!

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Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 260 – IT’s Toast, Just Toast

ITRadio — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:36:25 +0000

This week on ITRadio: 2Mics 1Graeme: Graeme finds a new way to trigger is brain to talk, a missing baby with a giant head found under the babysitters bed, the Procaster BETA test, Graeme tries to say that Steve Jobs is his dad, Graeme hears a funny song about TOAST, Howard Stern has been listened to for a few weeks, Cockney Tony making me ‘censor’ a Facebook post, Graeme goes on a retail rant that we’re unsure of, Patent Pending music, Graeme wishes he had a red pen, another failed attempt at ITRadio’s RPS Intercontinental Championship Challenge, the thought of an ITRadio eating contest (with hot dogs, Taco John’s, sushi, and crab legs), and a whole lot more weird and dumb stuff to rot your brains!

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Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.

ITRadio Ep. 259 – I Pee On Poop If IT’s In The Potty

ITRadio — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:13:22 +0000

2Mics 1Graeme is back after Graeme being sick and missing the week before’s show. Graeme wants to try out for the Charmin “Enjoy the Go” job opening in New York, but there’s no way he can get out there and try out. Who better than the dumbass who behind all the @twoop(in)(ing)(ed)(ing shoes) Retweets… I’m just saying! Graeme and his brain bring back the RPS Challenge, and in the upcoming weeks will be working on bringing back the Featured Band. We’re not sure if they’ll stick around, but we’ll find out. A bunch of poop talk happens, and Graeme’s brain goes off on some tangent and Graeme stopped listening.

ENJOY PEOPLE! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Check out Feed This Blog! Get a Twitter account and twoop IT up!!

Twooping is taking off and let people know you are a twooping fan, no matter where you are at any given time and support our poops! http://www.cafepress.com/twooping_gear

Other shows mentioned during the show:

Douche Cast/Bag of Oranges
Idiot Box Radio
Independent Stream
The Heide Show
VooDooRadio
Mad Beat Factory

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on Blubrry Goldbar.TV and The XLR Network.