• If one of the head honchos at work can take shITs at work, that gives me the right to #twoop at work! #
• #20H8 why are you working on last weeks gimmick still? It's Turdsday of this week… you should be working on this weeks gimmick #
• So I piss off a coworker for outing her issue, but if my boss found out the issue and said somethin she'd be pissed & crying. I am awesome!! #
• Who wants a DQ blizzard?? ME ME ME ME ME ME! Who isn't getting a DQ blizzard? ME ME ME ME ME! #
• Actually, now that I mentioned I want a DQ Blizzard, maybe I'll go get one. THEN i plan on going live w/some tunes or something or something #
• What does swiftkey do? … will I use it over swype? I don't know if I can get used to iT #
• I have hair rollers in my car… I know you wish you had hair rollers in your car… don't deny IT! #
• About to turn on the #BlogTV stream, work on music or give up early… you find out! http://htxt.it/RboE... http://htxt.it/l/lTbyRQ #
• Why aren't flying monkeys not real? If I had one as a friend, not a pet, but a friend, I'd have to buy a lot of bananas! #
• You know those creams to help the burning feeling in your feet? They won't help if your feet are on fire! Unless it was drawn on. #
• What am I thinking inside my head while I write this…? #
• #20H8 – I'll buy your craptastic crap if you don't advertise it for 30 before i watch a video! I will not buy "as seen online" #
• I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken to….what am i talking about? #
• Would IT be a bad idea if someone fell asleep while doing a hand/head stand? I'm not planning on IT, but I'm finding out if anyone ever asks #
• Glasss wouldn't eliminate the problem of not being able to see in the dark… IT's the eyelash in my eye that is causing the major problem! #
• #20H8 I bit the inside of my lip while eating a hot dog w/ketchup for breakfast… now I can’t tell if that’s ketchup or blood… oh well #
• Happy Birthday to Bethany's dad! I wonder if we'll bring his box to dinner with us @ the casino, lololol #
• I want a dinner buffet now AND tonight… maybe I'll wear a bib if they have ribs! #nom #
• Snails move faster than my slow ass PC at work… if I worked on a cliff, id shove myself off IT and let the PC fend for ITself! #
• I don't know about you, but i'd love some chicken brownies! #
• Do you have a quarter? DO YOU? #
• #20H8 Holy crap balls… you were not in this conversation, nor does IT pertain to you or your dumbass thoughts so STFU crazy bird lady! #
• About2head to the casino for some grub grub grub! #NOMNOM #
• Know what would be the ultimate electric slide? Put a slipNside in your house, so it runs in to a wall, hold a fork and aim for the socket! #
• RT @VooDooStevie: Our first mexican baby diapers. @itradio would be so proud. http://twitpic.com/280wxe [i am proud shedding a tear] #
• You know what would be a sweet ass birthday present… a working #Deadmau5 head! Like, a blackNred would would be phuckin' sweet! #
• RT @erincandy: Let's fucking fist pump #
• What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt I don't know, nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt #
• Before the press and others phuck up the story, I wanted you to hear IT from me 1st. I was attacked in the hallway by a sock stealing cat! #
• If you ever find yourself in a situation where people question why you're wearing only 1 sock, ask why the don't you stare at sun? #
• Today's shITerday! what does that mean? I'll be live tonight at 7 or 8 BS'in about #twoop and other great topics like #twoopin & #twooping #
• what the hell is that smell? and no, it isn't me! #
• Get out of bed, there will be no more napping @ #peewee #039;s Playhouse… now this is how to start out a Saturday mo… http://htxt.it/l/sqR73x #
• For the record… I slept with one sock on & when I woke up, it was still on the same foot. If it wasn't, there'd be some splannin' to do #
• Shall I have a burger for lunch or a hot dog from Chris and Robs… those phuckers have tater-tots! #
• my chili cheese dog from Chris & Rob's hot dog place never made it out of my kitchen… meaning i ate it over the sink w/spillage happening #
• RT @refrobpage: http://twitgoo.com/1e2q36 ZubazPalooza #
• why haven't I twooped yet today…maybe I'm but human! #
• RT @amanjo: Yum!!! http://twitpic.com/28b13t #
• RT @erincandy: just had some epic hangouts with @erin023 @epicbrent @jimbo420_ haha RIP the throne [you're giving up on #twooping ] #
• RT @refrobpage: Free fanny packs! Can this day get any better #
• What I forgot to mention about Chris and Robs hot dog/pizza place (http://www.chrisandrobs.com/) THEY SERVE TATER… http://htxt.it/l/TBAE73 #
• #twoopin is zen! That's cool, whatever! #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• So, I'm about to go live for a bit… you can listen and chat @ http://live.tourettesradio.com … and my lip is … http://htxt.it/l/HSLwBA #
• I not only bit my lip yesterday while eating that hot dog, i bit my lip again eating mahi mahi last night AND while eating tator tots today! #
• What if the bass didn't go bump bump bump? #
• Can we voyte for the original freecreditscore.com band back? These new bands blow monkey goats! #
• a huge Happy Birthday to @LanceLash … in his honor, you should all #twoop and flush IT in his name! #
• See me… #
• What does an Android phone user listen2while working on non-Android stuff? How about "Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats?" a DJmix by UNKLE #
• if something fell from the sky, but Chicken Little wasn't there to see it happen, then IT must not have been that important. #
• What smells? #
• I'm in a dilemma and I don't know what to do… southwest salad or rising crust Digiorno (supreme)?? I can't do anything until I pick one! #
• I may be unmotivated at times for some things, butt I'm never unmotivated to #twoop #
• This chick cop on Cops down in TX said a pig once went on the interstate to cause an accident! Yes, the pig wanted to cause a wreck! #
• .@wtfkrysta ROFL… going thru my bookmarks (again), found this, watched it & LMAO IT WAS SCARY SCARY.. http://bit.ly/d0W1ha FISH FREAKOUT #
• #observation Since I've taken a shower & didn't put any socks on, my toes do not have sock lint in between them! That is all, carry on… #
• .@VooDooStevie you're on a train, on a a train… look at you on a mother fuckin' train! [where's the #twoop It'll be a #twooping 1st] in reply to VooDooStevie #
• I love walking in the room when Cops is on: lady doesn't know what to do w/her dead cat, so she's going2put IT in the freezer! #
• .@HeatFan @IDS07 @dunlapcj @JavaJunky I'm going through bookmarks and almost want to flash a rom on my DASH for shits and giggles #
• Skippin to the loo is pretty sick… what if you slip while you're in the loo? at least you're not skipping on the loo! #
• Who hasn't checked their myspace in like, forever, but checked IT today? I know 5 so far… we should bring that shiznat back, ya'll! #
• Do you know what a full moon means? bare butts on the balcony day! #
• What's the point of selling muffins with the bottom attached.. who honestly eats the part inside the wrapper? #
• #20H8 if I play stupid, maybe they'll think I'm stupid because I "forget" what you told me on a daily basis. we don't have to think, we know #
• Do fish have feelings? NO… if you drop them in the garbage disposal… IT's not the fishes fault you can't take care of IT correctly! #
• Welcome to the danger zone! #
• How dare DQ try and put my salsa container for my quesadillas upside down… do you think I wouldn't notice!?? WELL, I DID! #
• Who cares what we're in favor for, but if you are, say I! #
• If you just installed a new toilet in your house (tammy), why wouldn't you FB/Tweet that out that you used IT for the first time? I would! #
• The chicken flies when the cheese has melted! #
• The something is connected to the something other than the first something, unless you want the first something to be connected to ITself! #
• RT @sTnez: Today I got high… http://twitpic.com/28zkg7 [don't jump phucker! There are other places that need to be #twooped in/at!] #
• RT @RyanNyquist: Hahaha! This just in! I'm going to be on the radio show @Loveline on Thurs. night. TUNE IN! This is gonna be great! plz RT #
• When is the last time you did a head stand? what about a cart wheel? how bout a round off? how bout a kip up? HUH??? WELL? #
• Do the Bartman! #
• I don't care if no one is around… I still laugh out loud when the swamp ass monster makes IT known he's still around! #
• Don't tell me to turn on the lights so I can find my phone…IT might be right in front of me, yet I check every other spot IT might be 1st! #
• Whadda thunk: Once #20H8 goes away, what about #H810 #
• IT maybe be 90 tomorrow & I think we'll have frost when we wake up, so cover your plants. if IT happens, don't say i didn't warn you! #
• To those magicians who don't use mallows in your acts, thank you! I'm all for the blood like Penn & Teller, but the mallow magicians=sick! #
• Who's going2hang with SpongeBob on Friday? Me! Too bad I can't jump in the pineapple! maybe IT'll be out of order! #
• Do you talk2your mirrors? Do you cry when they copy you at the same exact time you do something? I do, but I don't cry… I punch em! #
• IT's time for jumping jacks! #
• brains…. BRAINS…. brains! #
• If toilet paper was Oreos or something else you like instead, I'd never wipe my ass and just sit on the can 24/7! #twooping #
• I just walked across a parking lot… no time or desire to crawl across IT! #
• #20H8 well this really doesn't count, but Tammy didn't get me rice for lunch, so I guess Taco John's is the only way to make up for IT #
• Ya know… I love Lucy, don't get me wrong, butt sometimes she picks the wrong time to get a head rub… like when I'm #twoopin #
• Do you have a fav. live album you love to listen to AND quote the artists banter? My all time fav: Sweatin' To the Oldies – The Vandals #
• Target, check! Bank, check! Taco Johns & MtnDew, check! 5 min left on laundry and time for kitty yardtime & belly scratches? Priceless #
• Do you ever want to shake someone and make people read their own tweets & ask them why they're stupid? at least I know i'm stupid, so ha2u! #
• I betcha didn't know… I l-o-v-e LOVE -e-v-o-l mother phuckin' #TacoJohns & #MtnDew #
• .@anderwebs can you add a sock or underwear drawer? (since everyone is requesting, i thought I would, too, lol) #
• RT @DubbagaArmy: I just became mayor of my master bathroom toilet. @twoop SAY IT! [flush and you shall receive!] #
• RT @HTCSource: The HTC G1 retires from T-Mobile's Android lineup http://bit.ly/9XNO4L #
• Who got a new laptop today? Not me, but this is where IT'd sit if Lucy wasn't there! http://twitpic.com/298xb2 #
• Way before Billy Mays (maybe?) and the Shamwow hooker do'er guy, there was Chef Tony… what happened to him? I'm too lazy to Google now #
• RT @RyanNyquist: A little look at the X games course for this year. http://tweetphoto.com/35274028 [that looks sweet, for me to #twoop on] #
• Is IT supposed to hail tonight in #Twincy If so, can someone borrow me a helmet??? I want to do some batting practice! #
• So @Graemeshotsis's wedding is coming up in 12 days.. I wonder what my dad's side of the family wants pics of more, Bert OR me in a tux? #
• RT @GraemesHotSis: @itradio I think u in a tux! #
• How come none of my friends gave me a baseball helmet?? Is there going to be hail in Twincy? Ka-BOOM goes the dynamite! #
• The sky is the color of split pea soup… where's a spoon? I wonder if they're serving it with ham!!! #
• I'm awake and the sheep are counting me jump over fences! #
• RT @m3ggiesue: Too late for Tylenol PM; too early to get up for the day. Welcome to insomnia limbo. [You and me both] #
• .@tomgreenlive I'm turning 29 on the 30th! Every year I sing happy birthday to the both of us and throw piggys down the hill! in reply to tomgreenlive #
• How much does it cost for circus tent rope & spikes? I just need 2 sets to keep my eyelids shut! #
• I sleep on my left (deaf) side & tweetNpost on my right when I'm laying in bed! #
• .@johncmayer Would you eat your guts if you could see them? in reply to johncmayer #
• I plan on falling asleep standing up this morning! #
• I'm done driving the stupid bus… someone else can drive… I'll jump & I don't care if anyone sees me! #
• #20H8 (2days left) – Trained some current co-workers on the new system… change 2 ways of doing things and they "forget" everything #
• RT @Crashfennec: Twooping should be illegal. #random #
• You know what'd be a sweet Bday present on Friday? A #SHOUToMATIC from @BonaduceShow himself. Anyone wanna give me $10 to make this happen? #
• .@BonaduceShow If you get drunk enough and feel up to giving me a #ShoutOmatic my name is Graeme (pronounced Graham) & my Bday is Fri, haha #
• "Brain Salad Surgery IT will murder you, IT murdered me We made it for our enemy Brain Salad Surgery" Emerson Lake and Palmer #
• With ITRadio being in my brain for over 5yrs, do you know how hard IT is NOT to want to capitalize "IT" when writing up training manuals? #
• I'd sell/My soul/My self-esteem a dollar at a time
  1 taste/1 taste/1 taste of you my Magdalena – A Perfect Circle (yup, i'm pasting lyrics) #
• Sing IT! I know you will!!! Diamonds in my poo, diamonds in my poo poo… I may have diamonds in my poo….. Remember, i'm a ToysRus Kid #
• .@amanjo lol… even though the JJohns was a 4sq update, the "This place turns money in to sandwiches" rocked the dilly-o! in reply to amanjo #
• I wrote up training material at home tonight, but don't think for 1sec I didn't include a #twoop mention if they left their desks! cuz I did #
• #20H8 This is IT…the last #20H8 day you'll ever see from me! I'll be #20H8 #039;in all day… I hope/think/don't think/poodle skirts/fish brain #
• I am about to enjoy a blueberry muffin and a Mtn Dew… cause that's a good breakfast if I don't say so myself! #
• Who crashed in to a tiny box on 694?? #

• I have less than 25 days to get a haircut… and get 30 tuxedo black markers to draw on my tux, and drink 100 cans of #MtnDew #
• Nothing beats loading up a craptastic workstation that takes 10 min before it shuts down… they need to up the RAM in these POSs #
• Welcome to BUSTaGUT Kingdom… how can I take your order… where you won't get fries with that, just because you asked! #
• As much as I'd love a new phone (aka Samsung Vibrant), I will wait until Q4 to see what Project Emerald has for the #androidphreaks #
• drop it, drop IT, DROP IT!!!!! #
• When I wake up,i know I'm going to be,I'm going to be the man that's #twooping next to you & I would #twoop 500m & I would #twoop 500 more #
• RT @StrangeBrownie: @itradio you know what fuck you! I did drop it and my iPod fell in my cup of Mt. Dew! [That's what you get pozer!] #
• …Living next door to Alice… Alice? Who the phuck is Alice? #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• Nothing…butt…trouble #
• Quite often when my G1 and I alone together… I #twooping like nobody's business! #KingofTwoop #provenfact #notashamed #
• Could there be life after IT ends? Wait… what? IT ending? Isn't the 5yr anniversary of ITRadio this shITerday? Why, yes, yes IT is. huh? #
• Did I just give myself another ITea while working on something? Isn't that what happened with FTB (must…update…again) #
• PHUCK… my battery died… oh wait, I wanted to drain IT for all IT's worth.. never mind… carry on with your lives and such #
• Do bob sha bob de boo da … do dah dwee…. do dah dwum #
• I didn't think it was supposed to phuckin' rain today! #
• Mega! Kung Fu Radio is waiting in my car to listen to! #
• My coworker has an #Evo .. I am not jealous… until she let's me play around on IT! ToT #
• I am better than you if you think you're better than me! That's just the way IT has to be! #
• RT @StrangeBrownie: Don't forget to listen to @itradio tomorrow or Sunday or any day next week, hell just follow him [phuck 2 the yeah!] #
• SCORE! Corrina said I'm stupid, but I'm not really stupid… that's awesome! #
• #20H8 2 weeks until #20H8 goes away… still need something for 2010/29 #
• Look inside your shoe… you might have to put your face right next to it to see what I'm talkin bout… and who cares about the smell? #
• Since I am The King of #Twoop I need to get myself a crown… hell, i'll settle for a tiara if need be! (Yes, I l.. http://htxt.it/l/FY6wrW #
• What ever happened to cities on the moon? I wanna car that runs on water… (hed)pe #
• Oh yeah… I forgot I had a rock hit my windshield this morning… every time i've gotten in my car, the crack is longer.. thanks mr rock! #
• Also Mr. Rock .. I hope you're happy I get up at 7am to fix that windshield ya hit… i hope you never make it to another gravel pit! #
• havin Archer Farms chicken alfrdeo pizza… not bad! #
• in less than 24 hours, ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show will be happening!!!! #
• RT @ids07: t-pain app for iPhone… MicDroid app for Android… that is all! #inthemarket #
• #ff The S's @sTnez @stacheman @strangebrownie @SweetpNJ (suzen)@JueL @shaycarl #
• .@itradio has been @ mentioned by 50 individuals and earned a @Klout achievement – http://bit.ly/dcYoYS [umm.. thanks? #TWOOP #
• RT @amanjo: @itradio Holy balls, G, check this out! http://klout.com/itradio #
• RT @TmoNews: I'll tell you this, those of you not happy with the Vibrant, or the Nexus, or the Slide, should just wait till September... #
• I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you .... oooEEEEeeeooo.. ooohhh yeeaahhhh...diirrrtttt bbaaagg, no she doesn't know what she's missin #
• RT @ids07: RT @oldspice: IF you only had 5 minutes left to live, how would you spend it?(via @bradkeys) http://bit.ly/ckKwJU [#twooping] #
• The monkey drives the bus at midnight or baby ants fly to australia #
• Holy @emojesus… IT's shITERday and IT's also the day ITRadio has IT's 5yr show! Holy @emojesus part 2… that's in less than 12 hours #
• Just saw a dude on his way to Cental Ave wearing just a towl and smoking a huge cigar #
• Home again & IT's nap time! i MUST get my beauty sleep before ITRadio, live @ 8p! http://live.tourettesradio.com T.. http://htxt.it/l/vpxQy5 #
• Gettin' everything set-up for the "big" show tonight. PreShow music going live soon, show @ 8p CST – http://live.t.. http://htxt.it/l/TPSKmm #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• In honor of ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show, I'm grubbin #TacoBell & listening to David Cross on the PreShow stream http://htxt.it/cuR9 #
• RT @dearkatemix: Just woke up. Apparently I was talking in my sleep about @itradio being on tonight. [http://live.tourettesradio.com] #
• I'll be in "rare" ITRadio form tonight & DRINKING! Flying Dog Brewery inspired by Hunter S Thompson! http://htxt.it/6QMf Show in 15min #
• I had to stop the 5yr show early… storm is a brewin.. didn't want to lose the 1/2 of recording… might go on tomorrow for podcast reasons #
• Happy 3hrs early Birthday to the late Hunter S Thompson! “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” #
• I need to shut down my computers… but i have a video on the MacMini i'm watching.. i'm so lazy to load it on the laptop for now #
• So, I went to #TacoBell because of ITRadio… their X-Large cups sure look like their old LARGE cups… I'm glad #TacoJohns knows LARGE #
• so.. science has "proved" that cats don't just meow because something is wrong… some are just chatty. I knew that for years, dumb science! #
• For the record… scratch #
• Butterfinger ads promote office staple violence! #
• I brushed my teeth already, so IT's ok for me to have skittles for breakfast, because I don't have any Oreos! #
• Remember pogo balls? I had a yellow one. #
• My sister once won a wagon at a DQ contest… i think it was a radio flyer, too… The wagon however… couldn't read, talk or do math! #
• I was going to have myself a #MtnDew but the #twoop fairy came for a visIT so here I am… sittin & #twoopin in the dark. #
• I didn't forget that I just cleaned the bathroom sink, but I didn't put the soap back! I'm so upset, I walked out without even using water! #
• Ok, I lied… I moved the soap back to the sink after my #twooping session. except I spit cleaned my hands instead! that's sanitary right? #
• If I had a keg of gun power, and a gun, I'd go blow it the phuck up for Hunter S Thompson's birthday! #
• I never played jacks as a kid… still have no desire as a fake kid… maybe that's why i #twoop #
• Sharks will soon infest our sinks! #
• About to watch the few episodes of Hot in Cleveland we fell behind on.. and monkeys live in my brain! #
• I don't care if my mouth is burning… I should NOT have to wait 5 min for my molten lava cake to cool down after being cooked for 1min15sec #
• Smelling salts do nothing for the soul! #
• My hat is hardcore w/IT's paperclips! http://dailybooth.com/u/3t90w #
• so what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? #
• I'm graeme… I do tings #
• Not today not tomorrow, but a few days from then, I'll be stuffing my food hole full casino buffet! #
• Shake your fist at everyone you pass today… you don't have to have a reason, just do IT! You'll feel better! #
• #20H8 I need shoes like nobody's biz, yo! I'll step in 40 puddles. And soak my socks before finding "the pair"! #
• #20H8 who said they could put work on my desk while I went to my car to get something? What? Do you think I work around here? #
• #20H8 your answer was so all over the place, like, ya know, I have, like, motion sickness now and must find a vomIT bag. #
• To think is just too hard! #
• I picked up a new hat on Saturday and I'll have you guess what color IT is…of you said black, you are correct! #
• Sittting on hold is a fun past time for me while at work… hold time = drawing time! #
• Who knew you could talk about "being a mom again" after buying a phucking beta fish for 30 MIN. When IT dies, she'll cry for 30 DAYS! #
• Sweet… went to Zumiez, 2 pairs of DVSs for $90.. not complaining at all! I feel like a chick or something, LOT #
• Omg…she looks like a phucking gremlin! #
• I have a great perverted sense of humor, but if I don't find you funny & you show/tell me something, no matter how funny it is,I won't laugh #
• This WAS supposed to be a pic of my clean shirt with racing stripes, but that didn't happen, so you get this blurr http://twitpic.com/26vhm3 #
• Please… pretend your a dog, jump out the car window and aim for the god damn phuckin' tire… you make stupid people look hella smart! #
• I come from a land down under… you better run, better take cover…. if I phucked those lyrics up, oh wellz #
• I forgot my shoes in the car, but I threw my others away already & I don't want to get my socks dirty… IT's true, IT's on the internutz #
• .@SweetpNJ I still have to find a tiara! I'm working on some website stuff now that ITRadio (the podcast) is pretty much done and dead in reply to SweetpNJ #
• RT @erincandy: Man I wish Jurrasic Park was a real place… Dinosaurs are badass. I definitely want to watch that movie now #
• Bethany knows I need to #twoop yet feels the need to take her sweet ass time going #1 .. I can only hop/jump for so long woman! #
• My new kicks… 2 pair of #DVS .. because you can't go wrong w/DVS and keeping my knee issue at bay! #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3tvcy #
• Who the hell laced up one of my new shoes from Zumiez? Hopefully IT was a customer & not an employee, because one shoe's lace was WAY OFF! #
• Last week was a sad moment when I realized I need to retire my custom DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes. I had 'em since they came out! #
• Now that the DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes are retired, I'm 100% #DVS except for my winter combat boots. My yellow shoes are DVS 2! #
• .@MichaelManna @berger43 That wasn't any kind of shoe… that was a shoe-a-cide!!! in reply to MichaelManna #
• Seriously, I'm stupid, so all you stupider people, get some smarts! I'm sick of acting smarter than I really am! REALLY, COME ON NOW! #
• When too much social media/networking turns in to a socialmediafail, you must remember to K.i.S.S! Even I need to remember that! #NOTaGURU #
• All laced up and ready for kickin'… but now which pair do I wear tomorrow? #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3twhe #
• I wear my shoes til they become sole-less! When I can't walk in to buildings w/automatic doors, I know my shoes soles were sold to Milhouse! #
• During the interview on 1st July, 2010, Tricky stated that his new album titled Mixed Race is scheduled for releas.. http://htxt.it/l/jgx9jt #
• When will be able to drive Technodromes to work? #
• Because @joshfreese is watching Mulholland Dr., I have to ask those who've seen IT: Would the cowboy be welcome to The (Vandals) Cowboy Bar? #
• Tuck 'n roll grandma, tuck 'n roll! #
• I'm awake & might as well start yelling at inanimate objects, because IT's usually their fault for everything since we never blame ourselves #
• I have no reason to feel the need to pick on inanimate objects,but they had IT coming for being objects of the inanimate! DANCE OBJECT DANCE #
• Haha… thanks @dearkatemix for this sweet trailer for "Cop Car"… and I thought my issues with Inanimate Objects.. http://htxt.it/l/egLrFL #
• RT @BillyFryBMX: Everybody follow @twooping! soooo dialed #
• Who will save your soul if you already sold IT? #
• #20H8 … 10 days left ToT #
• There are no turtles in the parking lot and I want to see/save some turtles… and if you know me and jonathan the zombie, I like turtles! #
• Don't make me go Pop the Trunk… with @TravisBarker & Yelawolf at the ROXY for the FM$ shoe release http://htxt.it/v/oBvb #
• And the bass goes bump bummmmmmmp bbbbuuummmmmmpppp mother phuckas! #
• I wish I had walls made of trampolines! and the floor and ceiling were made of flubber… then I'd bounce everywhe.. http://htxt.it/l/ihC5B4 #
• Man… if you only knew how dumb that shirt makes you look… oh wait, is shirt a code word for something? am i talking gibrish? #
• Man… sometimes, you make me laugh at how smart i am to your dumbness! YES YOU! #
• I had a postcard from my dentist office for my birthday, but the packet of Skittles they should have attached didn't make IT… how rude #
• I just saw a tropical balloon carrying it's litter of hot pockets… that for some reason smells like kangaroo toe jam! #
• If I ever buy a fridge, I'll make sure it's a 3n1! A fridge area, a freezer area, and a water slide! #
• "The Sisters" of Everybody Loves Raymond … Robert is about to do the monkey & clapping gimmick!! #
• Ok… YAaaa YAAaaa YYAaaa YAAaaa YA! #
• MUST.MAKE.A.PnJ.Sammich … that is all for now! #
• IT's all I want! #
• There is an easter bunny in the yard next door to Tammy's pl ace…I just saw IT #twoop colored eggs! And yes, IT had a phone, but IT's off! #
• #20H8 – OMG-STFU … IT's a phucking fish, not a phucking dog and IT will not do any phucking tricks! #
• My new kicks have pin stripe like pokeEdots on them der laces! #
• I am learning stuff, but I'd rather be #twooping #
• #20H8 – I'm not sure if IT's cooler to H8, or cooler to #twoop #
• Who wants to buy me something? That's right, I'll even broadcast to the world what you've bought me! I'll even twitpic it and stuff! #
• RT @wilsonweedz: @itradio I'll buy you a phone strickly for #twooping [seriously? How bout a Samsung Vibrant on TMob! IT's gotta B android!] #
• RT @SweetpNJ: Can we bring the cosby show back but instead with a Jewish family in queens [and kill The Nanny!] #
• RT @xfashionbombx: Just started playing around with my new cliq. Wonder if ill like it [you should, lol] #
• RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: @Yankee_in_pink I hope you know you can dump your steaming load on my chest any time. #
• Haha, the landlord just told me a fire marshal couldn't reach the key box bx he's 5'2"… HE WORKS FOR THE FD, use your ladder dude! #
• Damn IT Goober… we are going2get burgers, why did you get in the lawn chair? You need to get back in here! NOW! #
• HAHA, @johnniriddlin made IT to the national news bx of Old Spice: http://bit.ly/9eUvCc I know that dude! (i've always wanted to say that) #
• Note that cheese doesn't taste like cheese if you're not eating cheese! I know IT wasn't written anywhere, that's why I'm posting this! #
• First a waltz… then a polka! #
• .@amanjo on #JoanRivers #039;s How'd You Get So Rich, a coboy dude has a moon roof for 3 of his bathroom… one w/nature w/while #twooping #
• I'm glad twitter wasn't here 6yrs ago when I had my last major knee surgery!I was on morphine & vicodin & #twooping would've been impossible #
• I 1qtch cats walk, but I don't have a catwalk! #

• I'm very disappointed in you all! I'm still waiting for that steak! #
• If #Quiznos is trying to go green, why did they give/waste a huge paper bag for a tiny phuckin' sammich? #
• Hopefully I'll be broadcasting @RefRobPage's big announcement tonight @ 7p CST since @espn won't! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• Whoever Oust'd the bathroom before I walked in just made my gum taste like their shit particiles! #twooping #
• RT @refrobpage: @itradio its 8pm. Still hopin @ESPN might cover it… [that gives me more time to get my sound set up!] #
• Hello…. my name is I don't know how to drive and breathe at the same time, but they still let me! Phuck heads!! #
• After we get home from #SmashBurger I will not be on thr road again with these douche nozels! #
• Finishing setting up for the @RefRobPage announcement that @ESPN won't cover. Catch IT live @ http://htxt.it/oZnU (sorry for the ads) #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• Major @RobPage/@RefRobPage NEWS LIVE 10min (8p CST) This is the news #ESPN won't cover but TourettesRadio will! ht.. http://htxt.it/l/LIEk1D #
• .@RefRobPage Let everyone know to listen to your announcement live @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• RT @kareemy: Alllll I see is Labron this Labron that. This ain't the presidential election. Shut up. All of you. #
• One note from the @RefRobPage announcement press conference… Will there be a Best of DVD?: RP: A wise man once said, never say never… #
• Never give your name to a piece of string, because IT might knot you up when you least expect IT! #
• IT's time for imagination time… once again, the stupid PB&J sammich will be steak tasting… maybe I could cover IT in A1 sauce #nom #
• I may want a flying monkey more than a hoverboard… actually, I want a flying monkey RIDING a hoverboard! #
• Never wash the windows with a rock… it only gives you a breeze and birds will crash in to your wall instead! #
• When will the pizza be ready? What do you mean I need to place an order… why don't you go phuck yerself!?? #
• #20H8 I think IT's 10yrs ago today when I was supposed to see #NoDoubt & Lit, but noooo, they would play Warped Tour the next day ToT #
• If today is/was the day I was supposed to see No Doubt, IT's also the day we were told not to drive an Eclipse in to a weigh station #
• #20H8 why can't I press a button to talk to cust. Service? Why do I have to listen to 5 promts for automated crap I don't need? #
• If there is a sign that says ALWAYS USE A COVER LETTER, don't ask if you need one (and yes, this person was 100% serious). #
• Stop talking to yourself outloud…then when we question who the phuck you're talking to, don't try and clue us in on your moronic babble! #
• Nothing but guinnesses! #
• How do you tell someone they huff & puff every other breath? If I was a piggy, my house would have been blown the phuck down by now! #
• My iPod is asking me Why So Serious? #
• RT @StrangeBrownie: I just met a cool guy in my store, her was a gamer and nerd like me [so IT was a He-She?] #
• RT @Syfy: Reminder: I'm giving away my #Syfy Flip UltraHD camcorder to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 7/9- http://twitpic.com/22y6ls #
• RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin heres a new track man http://usershare.net/3udjb5g9h94k #
• I haz a new battery for my G1! IT's been 25 min running Pandora and only gone down 5%! #
• I have baby slobber all over me! #
• RT @JhonenV:I don't remember it ending any differently than this.What are they talking about 'Alternate ending'? http://tinyurl.com/3y53noy #
• I think @tomgreenlive & @DavidFaustino need to go on a rap tour! I never saw this vid http://bit.ly/a8gYTz (have you @Yankee_in_pink) #
• If you hardly try, you hardly fail, but the harder you try… the harder you fail & soon the fail will hit you more than IT already has! #
• Goober did well, once again, with the former landlord's daughter… Lucy on the other hand runs/hides/wants nothing to do with her! #
• I'm never changing my socks again… because IT takes forever to put both on… very rarely are they at the same time! IT's true…IT'S TRUE #
• Where on Central Ave in NE Mpls is the best place to buy shisha for hookas? Is there any where else good other than Holy Land? #
• A friend who has an #Android #HTC #MyTouchSlide can't connect to his wifis w/his encryption key… any suggestions? no router restart yet #
• I still love watching the iPhone vs. EVO video over and over and over… because IT has the wifis http://htxt.it/v/3Kh7 #
• I'm phucking wasted. I just took a shot of Target brand mouth wash, and IT knocked me on my ass! I'm surprised I can post this! #ImHardcore #
• I have a sweet 80s/90s lead line going right now.. If I could only tweak the bass at 11:50p #
• I'm not sure which is on protest:My eye lids not wanting to stay shut long enough to sleep OR my my sleep not wanting my eyes to stop seeing #
• If I take my work underground… IT will be dirty! #
• Go to the bathroom, point and laugh at the person staring back at you, and make rude comments… then feel bad for what you called yourself! #
• I'll never wear one of those tacky #OffClipOn gimmicks… blue is not my color & bug bites = RED, bwhaha #
• We shall all wear bags on our heads in 2043! And you will have to draw your face on daily, and if you phuck up, too bad, we'll point & laugh #
• I've eaten chocolate covered crickets, but I've never spit a dead cricket 20+ feet, let alone spit a dead (or live cricket) in general #
• My TravisBarker DC Ghettoblaster shoes are on their way out… coming apart right before my eyes, kinda, maybe… that makes me ToT #
• Crank the bass… time to party #
• Anyone want to bring me some chicken fried rice? I might not want it in 20 min… who knows, I could want chili later! #
• rock the casbah #
• Bethany and I just hung out with @amanjo … she met the cats … and found out that @EmoJesus is currently her co-pilot while driving! #
• Hydroplaning is cool and all, but what about hydro#twooping? #
• If we never had a spacebar, we'd have 1 word sentences/paragraphs and books would be hard to fit in any bag/backpack, car/semi/plane…etc! #
• RT @wtfkrysta: New oxymoron: poop-alicious. Yeah, my boss thought of that one. #
• What goes in…must come out! #twoop #
• "Good People Drink Good Beer" – Hunter S Thompson … FlyingDogAles.com #FlyingDog http://dailybooth.com/u/3oofn #
• No ITRadio tonight… why? Cuz a friend is turning 30 and we're supposed to stare at him getting older and fatter (from his mouth) #
• I'm going to invent the kickstand! Don't tell me IT's already made…I read about IT on wikipedia, but I can't trust facts on the internuts! #
• I'm going to drink Hunter S Thompson inspired beer/ale tonight…http://htxt.it/aDB8 and Ralph STEADman did the artwork! #
• And at tonight's party… while watching the birthday boy get older… I might think… I'd rather be #twooping #
• I did not imagine this, but I saw an invisible kid get hit by a car and this bike broke off in too.. and all three of his shoes flew off! #
• I'm pointing my finger at YOU… now pull IT! #
• .@cyanogen Thanks man. I've been using Froyo for a couple min and I'm bored with IT… When does Shortcake come out? ok, horrible joke… #
• RT @AndroidSPIN: ROM: Cyanogen CyanogenMOD v6.00-DS RC1 for T-Mobile G1 / MT3G – http://tinyurl.com/2ex9d7l #android #
• I admit IT… I Just Dance'd #
• Stick a fork in the electrical socket… then, post the results! Do IT now…AND I take NO responsibility for your stupid actions! #
• I'm scared while I #twoop that the bee/hornet that Lucy knocked out, long enough for us to flush, woke up while being flushed, stings me now #
• I remember @Anderwebs made a simple ADWLauncher for ice cream! Now, IT's beer & makes complicated launchers. not sure what i like more #
• Who the.. what the.. Some strange "woman" was on Cops w/the most phucked up eyebrows and talked about ppl in her attic trying to get her #
• Peter Pan should have never made Hook! I mean, Hook's awesome and all, but why ruin Pan's life sayin he's old? and pirates didn't wear wigs! #
• IT's too dang hot to be a #HoodieNinja .. even with a pillow case… and naked ninjas probably don't blend in to their surroundings too well #
• #20H8 hey you driver, stop driving… your driving sucks, your mother dresses you funny and you call that a hair style? #
• #20H8 – You better be proud of yourself lady… now i have to suffer the huffNpuff machine for the rest of the day! Grrr…splat #
• Sweeeet! I haz a hot dog from Holiday corp's building… 5 min early too! hUt diggity dog! #
• I answered a question with "4" and it had nothing to do with the question. no matter how much I defended my answer. They didn't get the joke #
• Hahaha… I have fresh tar on the front of my shoe, so I wiped it on the tile in front of the toilet and it looks like shit smear! #twoooin #
• poodle skirts are in fashion! you won't see them, but they are! #
• Don't be clever, be a cleaver! I don't know what that means… please excuse this update… sure! #
• RT @SHOUTcastRadio: Do you have the SHOUTcast Google Chrome extension yet? http://bit.ly/ahkyK6 #
• RT @sTnez: Did slaves get paid millions of dollars to play a kids game? Jesse jackson is a douche. #
• Who really lives in a pineapple under the sea? And how the hell does a pineapple live under the sea. SpongeBob has life made! #
• shoe strings will be the new era of flash harddrives… if they aren't already… if so, my awesome idea is foiled! #
• Why am I installing apps i won't even use… just because I can? who makes up rules like this? ToT #
• You probably didn't know this… but my feet are really flame throwers and potato cannons! #
• Oh yeah… Sunday Sunday Sun.. I mean Saturday Saturday Saturday! ITRadio's 5yr show is this Saturday! Be there! #
• #20H8 If A + B = C, then a day goes by, but nothing changes… A + B will still = C. If it's the same as before, IT should be confusing! #
• RT Conan O'Brien: I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral. #
• Remember when ITRadio had a fresh set of digITS? 206-666-4887? I don't! Now if I could only figure out what to do w/my GoogleVoice Twoop # #
• dude… you are hammering that wood all wrong.. put your hand UNDER the nail, THEN take a shot… either way, I'll be amused #
• RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: If my anus was a children's book it would be a scratch-and-sniff. #
• Pants or not…in 25 days, i'll be tweeting how @GraemesHotSis is crying before she takes her 1st step down the isle to the alter! in reply to GraemesHotSis #
• No sit.. this is NOT a trick question, IT's just that every anwer you'll give us is, well.. WRONG #
• dude… where's your deck? #
• I just annihilated my mexican baby diaper, aka chipotle… and all i have now is an aluminum ball that smells like fajita! #
• RT @johnny_bones: I'm voiding my bowels. [for @emojesus's sake man... the word is #TWOOP ] #
• don't expect anything2write home about for the ITRadio 5yr annvrsy show… unless you give me good reason… like giving a flying phuck! =) #
• #20H PLEASE FIX THE PHUCKING BELT IN YOUR CAR… every phucking morning… just when an insomniac might get that last 1/2hr of sleep #
• I wish I was a clown… i'd have pie fights every morning! #fb #
• The best music to listen to at work is music that sounds just like your work phone's ring…oops, I didn't mean to not get that call! #
• Listening to Deadmau5 on random today… random dancing on peoples desks may happen… all while I swear and flick em off in the process! #
• IT's time for everyone to do something! Like read this pointless tweet… I just wasted however long it took to read this! SUCKER #
• mexican baby diaper #twoopin session going on up in hur! #
• I hate getting asked the same phucking question from the same person who just isn't getting it, yet I love giving her the same answer daily! #
• I'm going to cancel my tux rental for @graemeshotsis's wedding & wear my pirate boxers and draw my tux on w/"tuxedo black" markers! #
• I must have done something right today after pissing off a co-worker for telling her the same answer to the same question. Hella quite now! #
• Now take me to the h.o.s.p.I.t.a.l! #
• I'm all for warm showers on hot (and humid) as phuck days like today… but water temps should not change, now my back is tweakin… PHUCK #
• Monkeys fly out of my butt! #
• I'm going to hire this monkey as my limo driver, once I have a limo… and a limo driver that's a monkey! http://htxt.it/i/zrrXZK #
• I miss the mad cows! #
• there are no fiddle sticks are not something you want to throw to OR at a dog… no, i did not do that! 1, don't have a dog and 2, no fiddle #
• Tomorrow is the next step to the future where you will wake up and say…. damn, it's the future, I should brush my hairdryer! #
• I took a walk today from my room/studio/spare bedroom/the cat's playground to the living room and boy are my arms tired. I need a nap! #
• My heel itches. & my other heel is pointing IT's foot at it and laughing… oh wait, karma is a bitch and the laughing foot is tingiling #
• You want to talk? don't meet me at the water cooler, drinking fountain or pop machine. instead, meet me @ the garbage cuz i'm a trash talker #
• Pizza Hut's 39cent wings commercial tells me, if I want to IT's ok to be a smelly hippy & wear dirty clothes. Bitchin'…if I liked wings! #
• I'm bout to (hed)2work & I'll be live on #BlogTV tonight around 7p to work on the new "dance" track I'm working on and find "perfect" sounds #
• #20H8 they're talking about clipping coupons like they just came out. how have you made it 25/55yrs in this life for being phucking stupid? #
• Key to maintaining my weight came from an ex of Tammys, if you're pissed, drink water! My coworkers talk too much to drink anything #
• Anyone still use a chalkboard? #

• RT @markhoppus: morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then heading to the studio. #fb #
• #20H8 .. I will not fake laugh if what you say/do isn't funny! #
• I've worked at my jarb for 7yrs to the day… #fb #
• My toe feels like it should be cracked, but I don't want to take my shoe off… wait, maybe I do! Mwhahaha… MMWWHhaaHHaaaA #
• I need to land a job creating 4-letter words… it'd be 2nd nature for me! #
• If you said 4, you are correct! #
• I plan on going live sometime tonight, probably about 7.. work on music or phuck around with samples. we'll see ht.. http://htxt.it/l/VY0ZVK #
• The Fonz never had #twooping sessions, let alone twitter, so that makes me cooler by default! Long live the #KingOfTwoop Eeehhh #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• Got a couple ideas saved in my never ending quest to create song ideas in Live. There will be a show Saturday night! BE THERE #
• If trees could talk, they'd bark and we'd put shock collars on them… then they'll just turn in to sorry saps… onlt if they're maple! #
• RT @jenjenfukker: i like the way Q looks on my phone. looks like a big fat sperm. fat boy sexy sperm! [hahaha] #
• What smells did you smell when you woke up? Me? Cat poopies, cat piss, and the fresh smell of a dumpster… oh, and my chicken taco! #
• #20H8 being at work watching lists compile… watching paint dry is better entertainment! Dance paint, dance! #
• Because my right eye lid keeps twitchin, I've realized IT's growing legs, will remove ITself from the socket & clone ITself with a new me! #
• Today, I'm walking on 2 feet, but in my mind… I'm skipping to the loo! #
• I will be posting my new (attempted) era pose (aka facebook pose) later today… including double peace sign. I be stylin' peeps! #
• #20H8 STFU you never ending verbal masturbating chicks! you have no idea how stupid you make yourself sound! Me? I know I'm stupid, so yeah! #
• Monkeys fly because the Wizard Of Oz said they can! #
• The World Cup has never been the same since OJ's famous ride! IT's like waking up on Saturdays without cartoons! Not sure how, but yup! #
• The world knows when you try too hard… IT catches up to you way before you ever realize that fact… if you even realize it. #
• Going with Bethany, her mom & sis to the Twins game tomorrow… 1st time @ the new stadium and not the 3D video I worked with last year. #
• Oh… tomorrow's shITRday! ITRadio @ 8…Maybe I'll be a lobster cause i'll lose my emo-ness @ the twins game. Does my body know how to tan? #
• Finally saw the Super Mario Brothers played on the violin (live) vid… you can too. not bad, haha http://htxt.it/v/pOeB #
• I've been listening to In This Moment's cover of Blondie's "Call Me" over and over tonight… that must mean I like it?!? #
• JTHM's Director's cut… best comic ever… one of the few "books" i've read all the way thru… EVER! http://dailybooth.com/u/3kjck #
• If Glad or Hefty never made garbage bags, would the world have anything called "trash"? what about landfills? WHAT ABOUT SAFETY WARNINGS?? #
• You tweet like a girl! #
• Thnx to Lucy having a need to play w/everything in the bedroom, I'm up to a great surprise. E-Xtreme 1.9.1 for my G1 w/FROYO (android 2.2) #
• RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://usershare.net/0zsjdgeqzzyd [SWEET ha] #
• .@TrevorCreech How can I download the Twoopin' while I'm poopin track?? I can't use .exe files (from imesh) #
• Who thinks they can just waltz in, start up a chat, then leave after only ONE post… that's my job people! MY JOB #
• In 11hrs 30min… ITRadio should be on the air… sun burnt & drinking a MtnDew (still 1.99 @ Target!)… cause that's how I roll! #
• I was about to fart in Bethany's general direction, and she hit me for some reason, and the rippage happened… scared the shit out of her! #
• Hanging out in a booth at The Loon before the Twins game in 90degree weather… why did I forget to wear my sun dress? #
• First time @ Target Field off 3rd base line! http://twitpic.com/2250cn #
• Twins up 4to2, top of the 8th… I need to #twoop #
• I'm home… Twins lost… Going2Shower, then hook up the for ITRadio on shITerday!!! http://htxt.it/PPWV Show @ 8p CST #
• Just for the record, before I go live… I'm not just The King of [all things] #Twoop .. I am The Whole #Twoopin #039; Show! BTW… #twooping now #
• RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://bit.ly/dcNlL6 [for @BrettStolz] #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• ITRadio is live… I'm going to talk about boogers, farting, and #twooping cuz IT's what I'm good at! http://live.. http://htxt.it/l/moH56l #
• #TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja #Twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers .. flush after going #twooping power! #
• RT @JavaJunky: Lots of beer can for breakfast. I mean BACON. Frick! >.< #
• I finally rolled, moved, & fell out of bed half n hour ago… I'm going to work on stuff today/tomorrow & 2 those tuned in last night, tnx #
• Who's jupming on their bed today? I might, and I'll probably fall off too trying to land some insane trick (which is most) i've never done! #
• Whenever you're bored, and you don't know karate, start kicking the air like you know some moves, even if people are looking!! #
• I wish I had some sand to build a castle… like you're going to find me on a beach to build one… that's funny talk! #
• "Dude, go shit in your hand" – She's out of my Leauge … best new movie insult I've heard… should be in the top 100! #
• RT @jenjenfukker: it's a fart of july #twooping session. #
• If you were cool, I'd give you a big PHUCK YOU… but you're NOT cool, so you don't get the cool big PHUCK YOU, so phuck you! #
• About to listen to the new Deftones album (Diamond Eyes) while I work on WordPress… IT should be eventful I hope! #
• Pa-pa-pa powwwwwwwwwww #
• Holy macaroni…cookies don't taste like cooks #
• Why isn't my phones police scanner not working? #
• I need to leave, grab some grub before I donate platelets at 8a in the morning… slept for shIT, but a nap will be in order when I get home #
• RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio what do you call a dinosaur with IBS? Poop-alot-a-pus! #
• 93x must be bored today… Marcy's Playground's Sex and Candy… nothing wrong with that, but I blame Patrick DJin. Righ now! #
• I returned my RedBox video… ate some BK french toast sticks and I'm now in a Donar Visitor Parking Only spot… and IT's not even 8? X_o #
• Does anyone have a. Q-Tip? The inside of my deaf (right) ear itches! #
• I think IT's nap time after 3 hours of craptastic sleep and a blood gimmick donation…then more web work and time jammin time #
• If the foot falls asleep… the giant can't kick the field goal in the final round! In other news… giants who have feet are myths! #
• Not sure what Bethany's talking bout with her mom, but she's laughing like a hyena! #
• Awwww yeah boyyyy… #twooping like IT's my day off or something! #
• I will never convince myself I can take on Brock Lesnar anytime, anyplace… I'm pretty sure I'd go down before the first punch reaches me! #
• I'm not counting chickens until IT happens, but I hope to get really back in to SM once I'm done Fear and Loathing in Social Media! #
• Bethany: I hope I don't get HIV from cleaning chickens, I have a cut on my finger. Me: I don't you need to worry. B:Weird ppl screw chickens #
• #20H8 I hate talking about the weather, but IT wasn't supposed to rain today, and from 12-4, IT rained with little black rain clouds! #
• RT @RyanNyquist RT @GlennPPMilligan In 'Back to the Future',Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future.Today is that day #
• I know Back To The Future's 25th anniversary is today… for the 1st movie… I still have 5 years before I get my phucking hover board! #
• RT @amanjo: @itradio Screw the hoverboard. I need a COLOR CHANGING HAT! [phuck that... i want the air drying clothes!] #
• Damn… in one day, 3 needles. 1 to test my blood, one to steal my platelets (for a good cause) and a SureClick for Enbrel! #
• I can predict the future… and in the future, this tweet will be a thing of the past that you can point and laugh because you can, damn IT! #
• I want to take a ride on the magic bus… if it has some lasers going beeooooo beeeeeeoooooooooo splat #
• RT @SweetpNJ: Maybe I'm hungry instead of horny I get those mixed up….. #
• RT @Wersching: I'm missin' 24 on Mondays…so I will post my own ! http://tinyurl.com/26hh6cx #
• In case you need to write it down… no show this coming saturday, BUTT July 17th will be the ITRadio 5yr Anniversary! 5hrs for 5yrs? #
• #20H8 how the phuck do get lost leaving a mall? Oh, it was raining hard? If that's the excuse..errr… I mean case, then IT makes sense! #
• My toes want to file divorce from my feet….they no longer get along! #
• #20H8 my shoes soles are worn like a mopho! #
• 45 seconds on the clock… power level 5 #
• My fake as phuck Monday of craptastic and boring…hows ya'lls ding dong diggiy? #
• Just had the awesome un-hit single by IT, "Whole Lotta Sex But No Sex Drive" start playing in my brain! #
• RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin new track called "Drop A Deuce" hahahahttp://usershare.net/wa1qiocwhk12 #
• Only my friend could have some bad ass allergic reaction when going leech hunting… some people's kids i tell you! #
• RT @VixynKitty: Nothing but your mom. #
• Taking care of some website/search engine issues… I love websites that ask you to alert/flag something for them, but give you an errors #
• Who needs pants? NOT ME! Shorts are where IT's at! #
• .@ThatKevinSmith Are you going to release any of your Smodcasts in 8track form. I'll give you time so I can find a player in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
• I'm not one to say watch HLNews (unless @BonaduceShow is on being Bonaduce), but Betty White is being interviewed by Joy Behar right now! #
• RT @DJ48: @itradio eats his own socks soaked in elephant juice from sri lanka [thanks #ThatGuy #
• I like fish, sushi, clams, crawdads, and seaweed, but I do not do fish sticks! #
• .@Droobastank I'm trying to bring the twitter world to just admit we all #twoop and remember:try to out #twoop your last #twoop tweet] in reply to Droobastank #
• RT @twooping: @Droobastank dude. just don't give up #twooping just because you're not original! haha… #Twoop your brains out for me to RT! #
• Holy phuck… I think I just RT'd one of my own RT's from another account. I've probably done IT in the past, but IT feels dirty…and sexy! #
• Goobers layin all upside down like a Goober does & then I hear a meow outta Lucy sounding like The Prodigy's Charl.. http://htxt.it/l/3qwOQr #
• dear advertising peeps… some people have ADHD/ADD when watching YTube! Not only do i kill your ad, but I don't watch the intended video! #
• When the cheese no longer is present . someone better buy some more or some mtn dew… and cheese! #
• Failure is the key if IT is the password! #
• There is a fork, inside a glass pan gimmick, inside the kitchen sink, which is inside the kitchen counter top, which is inside the kitchen! #
• Will you shut up for one second? No one cares, so please stop being a turd face and flush yourself! #
• #20H8 If you think something is so phucking stupid, why waste my time talking about it for 20 min on what should be a 3 min convo? #
• RT @JueL: Question… Can insanity bring on more creativity? Or is it creativity that brings on some insanity? [My answer: sgudjsdsj haha] #
• HEY… why arent you acting stupid today? Be stupid monkey boy so i can laugh! #
• I like to listen to the voices in my head…not the voices from your mouth… #
• A coworker is having some test done and she read she's not supposed to have caffine, so she dumped her fresh can of 7-Up! 7-Up = no caffine #
• #20H8 – I'm sorry, but if I have to re-explain the same thing 5x ina row, then don't get bitchy w/me because you can't follow directions! #
• I don't care . I don't care… I don't phucking care! #
• I igured out what I'm naming my 2nd kid after "13"… First name Yuri, middle name Nate! <– this is what gets me .. http://htxt.it/l/lOgEk9 #
• For @amanjo because she has autotune on the brain and for @Yankee_in_pink cuz ITs @johncmayer http://bit.ly/9iVZRi … I sing this weekly!! #
• There is no way you could even touch the untouchable! #
• Are you in? A..a… are… you… in? #
• The closest I've come to doing a FB DuckFace pose! http://twitpic.com/23f7mn #
• Somebody water colored the freakin sky! http://twitpic.com/23f7mr #
• Either you bring me a steak for breakfast, or I'm going to have to use a lot of imagination to make my PB&J sammich taste like steak! #
• #20H8 just overheard "I think the reason I'm the size I am is because of all the food that's brought in that I eat at work" self control ppl #
• #20H8 2 new words I hate: consideration and conversion! Those two words = easy excuses to say you don't know how to do your job! #

This is my first d.e.m.o track I’ve written using Ableton Live 8 and the APC40 controller. Hosted on bln.kr.