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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-20

Friday, November 20th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is *wicka wicka* Weird Cookie! #
  • HahA . I turn on “Ghetto Radio Network” and “Weird Al” Yankovic’s ‘Amish Paradise’ is on. He’s the voice of Amish Ghetto don’t cha know! #
  • Hey, @TwitterRide I’m not liking the new soft ‘post’ button on the latest update… Any chance users can disable it? #android #twitterapp #
  • To Twoop or Not To Twoop, THAT Is The Twooping Question! A blog post I wrote on FeedThisBlog a few months back #twoopin @zenkitteh #
  • “13 is an unlucky number. If 13′s unlucky, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched-together 13.” – Mitch Hedberg #
  • Today @dannylohner has a case of anal leakage because of #followfriday. Don’t mess with him or he’ll wipe his ass with your sleeve! #
  • TwentyH8: You can’t teach an old dog (lover) new tricks! #
  • For some reason I could go for some Kwik Trip hot dogs and Mtn Dew… #
  • RT @StrangeBrownie: Damn you cookie! Now I want some kwick trip hot dogs with nacho cheese in reply to StrangeBrownie #
  • I haven’t used my brain in TwentyH8 years, yet somehow I’ve managed to get by so far. What’s sad is people using t.. http://htxt.it/l/fI4VqI #
  • In fear of my #MtnDew can’s life after I took it out of the machine, I took IT to the bathroom w/me so I wouldn’t .. http://htxt.it/l/mBUs8l #
  • Just nominated hellotxt for Social Media Gadget http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
  • RT @BrodyStolz: I’m running around like Jerry Lawler. Only one of my straps are on my bibbed overalls! #
  • I’m all for a #tweetup, but I want a #twoopDOWN going! I only say DOWN because that’s the direction #twoop goes! #twoopin #Twooping #
  • RT @johncmayer Wherever you go, there you have to wait. [are you telling us you're constipated? #twoop #twooping #twooped #twoopin] in reply to johncmayer #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-30

Friday, October 30th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • I’m laying in bed… Ran to target again; this time for night time pills to take during the day… They’re starting to kick in. ZZzzZZzz #
  • RT @ids07: RT: @amanjo: This cucumber is insane. I don’t know whether to eat it or fuck it! http://twitpic.com/mm8rq #
  • About to pickup Applebees… no idea if I’ll eat it. I’ve been sleeping for 20 min at a time, then tossing/turning for 40 min…repeat #
  • Had one piece of steak and that was IT, then I went for applesauce and OJ cause I’m the shIT because I’m not having them…yet! #nottwooping #
  • Preparing myself for a marathon of 40 min of laying there with my eyes open, 20 min of sleep… rinse, repeat. Maybe I’ll use florid. #
  • IT’s 2:15a I can breath, I think. I might have slept a whole hour without waking up. #
  • twooping like IT should be done! #
  • Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts; and when we think about you, it makes me want to…… FART! #
  • I know how to multi-talk… I can shave and clean the toilet at the same time! However I didn’t use the same water. #Showertime #
  • Mastering some audio tracks for a family friend… and I feel soar and weak as hell… Butt you know what? I’M DRINKING #MTNDEW! #
  • My brain is wondering which is worse. being sick laying in bed, or being in pain w/a heating pad? What about being in pain after being sick? #
  • RT @HeatFan: RT @cyanogen: CyanogenMod 4.2 STABLE! – http://shar.es/1LpDU #
  • I’m thinking I’ll watch some Flight of the Conchords. #
  • Umm.. back.has.a.huge.knot DOT DOT DOT and walking sucks…. butt hey, the cold is gone (I think). #
  • Well, I tossed and attempted to turn over last night thanks to my back (cold is pretty much gone)… HUGE knot not going away. #
  • RT @JueL: Acoustic Concert (Live) happening now http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wichi/76/216/22 or tune in at http://suzenjuel.com hit play! #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-23

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • Hi, my name is Joe. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came to me and said “Joe, are you busy”? I said “no”… #
  • EmoTonyB & @xxjenthehenxx You two got it wrong, it’s not #FuckItFriday, IT should be #fuckITfriday. Yeah!!! #
  • I just created a plantphoon after I poured more water in to Tammy’s plant… overflowed like a motherphucker! #
  • You’ve seen my posts about SuzenJuel.com, but have you checked out Dude_N_Nems’s podcast site? http://htxt.it/cnse #
  • I’m pretty sure I never learned how to make snowflakes in school… hearts yes, butt snowflakes? I’m not sure. Sorry, no pictures, hahaha #
  • RT @Breon: Widgets for your lock screen! http://www.myflyscreen.com/ #android in reply to Breon #
  • Hey, people who like to help me out/troubleshoot: http://www.suzenjuel.com Is the google calendar sidebar working. Let @JueL know! #
  • 20H8 If you start in the middle of a sentance & has nothing to do with me, don’t get mad because I walk away without answering you. #
  • I just started humming the “Doug” theme. Doo do doo do doo do doo do doo da doo…. you’re welcome before you start humming IT yourself. #
  • At Applebee’s for April’s going away party…. she’s gonna get tipsy, hahaha, jk… maybe she’ll turn in to a straight drunk. #
  • Bethany’s sick (hopefully NOT with the oink oink). I came home, she’s sleeping IN BED and not on the couch. That means IT’s hella serious! #
  • I’m now singing the bass line to “If I Only Had a Brain” bawo ba bawo ba bawo ba bawo ba bow, ba ba ba bah bow bow, Suppose I accidentally.. #
  • Any live streams tonight? If not, maybe I’ll go live, but don’t take that as a promise. But I have an Amp waiting for me in the Fridge! #
  • Quote from me in 2005 towards P.Diddy after he changed his name AGAIN: I don’t have expensive wine, cause i got mtn dew. #
  • All in favor of me having #tacojohns tonight say “I”… Yup, go ahead, do IT, eat IT like you just got IT…. shower first…. #
  • I’m eating Taco Johns LIVE while Fix(ing) Your Face Vol 1… http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • RT @heide137: Saturday night means Heide Show, yo. http://www.livevideo.com/heideshow #
  • http://htxt.it/aKIS Only in WI do you have a Bear BEER Run! They should have given him some cheese! #
  • Belle would have been 12 today… Oh Stinker Belle, we miss you and love you! Goober wanted me to say hel…i mean HHHIIISSSS #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-16

Friday, October 16th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • (hed)ing2work… I have a feeling there might be a butt load of #20H8′s today… Enjoy them as much as I will loath their reasoning! #
  • Someday I’m going to make a hat more famous than someone else tried doing! #
  • TwentyH8: The fact I have to answer calls and take my headphones out of my ears… even if there isn’t anything playing. #
  • TwentyH8: I H8 the fact I haven’t H8′d yet, because I promised I’d be giving away free H8 and I’m failing! #
  • i know @emojesus cried before Twitter came around, because he loves ppl’s twoop tweets! #
  • TwentyH8: There are no Waffle Houses in the MN/WI area…. I want hashbrowns! #
  • TwentyH8: Waiting for non-beta’s of the mod’d Android Roms (MotoCliq, Pulse, a couple others) to flash them. I’m waiting for WiFi to work. #
  • TwentyH8: English to reality translation “I’m sorry…” translates to: “I’m stoopid” #
  • RT @HeartBreakDrake: Moto cliq v0.5 is out now! http://bit.ly/eiBZy in reply to HeartBreakDrake #
  • TwentyH8: “What’s the name on the account?” “It’s my name” “and your name is??” “My name’s on the accnt” Grrr…Splat! #
  • Today went a tad better than I thought IT would . Sorry that I promised you all more TwentyH8 for today. I’m such a loser, butt you love me! #
  • When you work 40 hours a week and you clock in and clock out what is the (?) point of staying after you clocke…
    http://tinyurl.com/yzyorub #
  • Just lost my “joy” for the new Twins Stadium finding out that U2 might kick off their ’10 tour… U2 sucks (except for the song Discotheque) #
  • RT @tim_erickson: WHOA! First snow of the season! This is incredibly surreal. [i knew it was coming today & i just woke my gf to show her] in reply to tim_erickson #
  • Well Mr Snow, IT’s been a while… Maybe I’ll let you finish, because hearing people complain is the best thing of all time! #
  • Woke up, moved turny blinds thingy, #1, hallway/yard time, plugged phone in, did a retweet & @, laid down, wrote this, what’s next? #
  • What if you could tattoo socks on your feet?!? I’m talking real socks to serve the whole sock purpose thing. #
  • Someone in this world will ignore this message while 50% will blink while reading this. I chould be a statistic creator! #
  • 95% of my twoop sessions are real! 3% are after the fact because I forgot my G1, 2% are cool twoop thoughts that needed to be said! #
  • This update is 100% digital and 100% will read it that way! Please don’t print this or write this stat down or it won’t be 100% true. #
  • I bought eggs yesterday for bethany, I’m 99.9% sure the kitchen will smell like craptastic egg salad! #
  • If I live to 100yrs old and die on Oct 10th, 2081, I’ve only lived 20H8% of my life so far. #
  • 100% of this update is being sent from Zeeku.com’s #android Twitter app #
  • RT @Brewzz: For @itradio as an Asian. Yeah, ITs not poop jokes, but close. http://6suwt.tk #
  • I haz an IBC rootbeer! #
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Graeme’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-09

Friday, October 9th, 2009 | Posted in News | Comments Off
  • RT @xxabsentxx: I love being an asshole to dumb people. #
  • If your apartment building or townhome building uses ARG Management for taking payments… DO NOT USE THEM! they are scamming phucks! #
  • USBank’s 24hr customer service # is a lie! “We have a large amount of calls and can’t help you at this time, plz call again” aka not open! #
  • TwentyH8: ARG Management! Now I have to deal with overdraft fees all weekend only to get them refunded cause they phucked up big time! #
  • RT @JLBraaten: Sigh up for Tweet Broadcast before we start chargin’, y’all. Schedule your tweets AND your RTs: http://bit.ly/dWqxA in reply to JLBraaten #
  • RT @joelfeder: In case you forgot I am still looking for a job opportunity in marketing if possible dealing w/ autos Autos not a req. Pls RT in reply to joelfeder #
  • TwentyH8: The rent check/double withdrawal issue is almost done, but I still may have to deal w/the bank on possible overdraft fees… grrr #
  • I’m listening to the OPM station on Pandora . I’m going to switch to Emerson, Lake & Palmer soon, but they keep playing good tracks… #
  • I have this cut on the inside of my lip and I keep re-biting it… I just did IT again and whatever I’m eating is .. http://htxt.it/l/gZeEEe #
  • I can’t even contain the excitment that I’m feeling knowing for the next 3 hours, I’m searching for accounts that people filed banko on. ToT #
  • Thanks to the phuck up by ARG Management . I can’t pick up the cat food from the vet because I don’t want to deal with IT anymore! #
  • On the way to EC 2morrow, Bethany & I will be rockin’ the xB to the tune of No Doubt to celebrate Gwen’s Birthday (oh yeah & Berts). #
  • I just paid for gas in cash… $100 bill, too…. I have no idea when the last time I’ve paid for gas in cash #
  • Thanks for the #ff love everyone!!! #
  • Social Media in MN is huge! #ff @ColleenMick @kareemy @IanSwchwartz_SZS @JLBraaten @rickmahn @sborsch @graemethickins @ergoheat #
  • Android lovers #ff @yeradis @IanSwchwartz_SZS @HeatFan @HeartBreakDrake @androidandme @JavaJunky #
  • People find my shit funny #ff @amanjo @jenjenfukker @DJ48 @xxjenthehenxx @katemixwashere @Brewzz @heide137 @BrettStolz @EmoTonyB @HeatFan #
  • About to YouTube some Bungle…. I wanna ……. #
  • I can’t believe I never saw this… David calls out Christan Bale after he went to the dentist! http://htxt.it/ap63 #
  • T-Pain on Kimmel telling me, AGAIN, that my friends need to get me an iPhone so I can be T-Pain http://bit.ly/3AYhvo #
  • Flying monkey poop, I’m going to bed. G’night phools! #
  • Twooping on Bert’s & Gwen’s birthday, then I will shower and (hed)2EC. #
  • Where is Graeme and why is his brian yelling TOKYO!!??!! #
  • Tokyo has 3G! (Well, at least Eau Claire’s Tokyo) #
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