I’m eating so I don’t know if I’ll remember.

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The only thing I see as I’m opening up my eyes, i see, is this huge glob of blood on the counter where she put the needle.

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When Frosty started throwing the jelly beans God came out and ate them.

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I poured maple syrup down my front.

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I think it has some cheddar cheese too

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You don’t have good breath

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See my fist? Watch where it goes.

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The deer hit them. It came through the passanger side window…”

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