Dec4
- I’m NOT bringing leftovers to work… I will take my chances on the few non-mall-populated parking lots for food… going2work early #
- Why is Brookdale Mall still open? When you have more employees parked @ Sears than customers on Black Friday should give you that hint! #
- While I twoop, I will think about lunch time food choices…. still! #twooping #
- TwentyH8: Day 5 of figuring out where I’m having lunch today… Only an hour or two before I figure this out! #
- I still have no idea what I’m doing for lunch, BUTT, I’m going that-a-way! *points in the direction of food w/o malls & stores* #
- I have DQ for lunch . and thanks to that choice, my friend/co-worker & I saw some dude in a mustang have a #hugefail trying to drift a turn! #
- #20H8: The dumbass who pissed on the toilet seat that I had to wipe off AND used the last of the paper towels & di.. http://htxt.it/l/lkjvhG #
- I haven’t taken psycho-ex calls (FROM 10YRS AGO) for 2 years now. I now have documentation that she’s crazy;like really fucking crazy! #
- RAVER BASHING .. LET’S GO! #
- As long as selling out is considered un-cool to do, that is my life goal & I once I will sell out, I’ll do my best to always stay overrated! #
- Chick leaves a v-mail, gave no account info, but did give her ph#. I called to get the accnt & she swore she never.. http://htxt.it/l/0Lp2dV #
- Look for an ITRadio Kwiky in the near future… this is too funny not to keep to myself. #
- RT @yeradis: btw , this is free advertisement I LOVE ANDROID PHONE #
- I like how Friday felt like Monday, but feels like Friday now that work is done! #
- Do you know why #tacojohns is 100x better than McDonalds OR Taco Bell?!? Easy, TJ’s medium sodas are the same size as the other’s larges! #
- I’m enjoying my post Tday #tacojohns and I’m about to see @peeweeherman on Conan (thanks DVR!) #
- Does anyone know where I can get a “@peeweeherman riding on a Roomba” toy for Christmas? http://htxt.it/v/hvZe #
- If I had the chance to interview @mjkeenan, the first question would be: What are your thoughts on flying penguins in the jungle? #
- RT @EmoJesus: I am creating the TwitterCommandments! Commandment 1: Thou shall not RT #followfriday. Create your own! #
- When the cat is out of the bag, IT means sugar cubes are made of what? #
- I need to get a move on with whatever work I’m doing today… website, music stuff, twooping… yeah, twooping, I’ll go do that now! #
- I have yet to twoop in a porta-potty or an outhouse & I have no desire to do so. #thinkingwhiletwooping #twooping #
- Support #@cyanogen, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/2esjam #
- Support Apple Fanatic, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/4ENrhA #
- Support #AbletonLive, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/90ccSE #
- I have 9 Wave invites… what one? #
- http://twitpic.com/rcbna – I want to play with #AbletonLive 8 Lite (for now) NOW! #
- When did the war of 1812 happen? #
- Hey, Jack, what up wit dat? #
- #GotAndroid? Want to update all your Social Media/Networking statuses with one update? Check out *http://helloTXTroid.com (hellotext.com) #
- iGraeme is going to the fridge for some iHam… cooked by myMom… iiiieeeeiiieeeiiiiii #
- When was I supposed to go to bed? -_t Z? #
- My arm fell off when I attacked only the walls of the shower. they’re clean, but may need another wipe down AND I need to buy a new arm! #
- I wonder if Mike Patton and the rest of Faith No More ever found out what IT really is… #
- RT @amanjo: This tweet is just for @itradio: I am twooping at #kwiktrip! [Haha.... best post of the day by far!] #
- I just finished a can of #MtnDew to go along with Bethany’s awesome taco dip… I just wish there was more Mtn Dew in the can! #
- I’m going to try my hardest NOT to take a nap today… in the mean time, I’m #twooping. #
- I’ve had my sock monkey hat for exactly 1 year and IT’s still the coolest winter hat EVER… I know you all are STILL jealous! #
- I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: twentyh8, itradio, thanks – http://w33.us/2lqa #
- I made progress with the TourettesRadio theme. Once again, small step for some, huge step for me. Butt 1st, the simpsons! #
- Bethany’s taco dip was awesome and because of IT, the funniest/loudest 3+ seconds of my day happened! #
- Haha… @DavidFaustino said #twooping! How phucking cool is that? #
- Here’s the link to @DavidFaustino (Bud Bundy) using Twooping in a tweet! http://twitter.com/DavidFaustino/statuses/6186432951 #
- RT @DavidFaustino: fellow #twoopers.That was purely coincidence that I’ve joined your family. Great minds think alike I suppose. Btw, #twoop in reply to DavidFaustino #
- SWEET! @DavidFaustino has become a fellow #twooping fool! This is an awesome way to start the week! #
- I left the house w/the gray on the back of my socks showing. I just went to fix them & they fixed themselves I guess. Who wudda thunk IT? #
- RT @socialoomph: New Feature: Facebook Integration http://bit.ly/7V2XJC in reply to socialoomph #
- #twentyH8: I really hate facial hair & really hate shaving… I could go skinless on my face, and you wouldn’t be .. http://htxt.it/l/Bo3bnB #
- Unnecessary play-by-play commentary #TwentyH8 . #
- “hmm, we have a mail return that has Name,PoBox,CareOf,City/state/zip. MAYBE if i switch PoBox& c/o, IT’ll work…” UM NO McFLY! #
- RT @androidandme: Google updates official Android site – Android and Me http://bit.ly/4HO5TS -are changes for the OS coming soon? in reply to androidandme #
- I wish I worked in a gravel pit like Fred Flintstone. How cool would IT be to ride down a dinosaurs tail when you were done w/work? #
- My friend Mike Kinney/Gator McGraw published a children’s book “The Lost Halloween.” Check IT plz! http://mikekinney.org/ (link@bottom) #
- RT @EmoJesus: #TwitterCommandment #2 Thou shall not follow an EX if you’re not friends w/them only to stalk them or cause #twitterdrama. #
- RT @mashable: Socialite 1.0 Arrives: Powerful Social Media Aggregator for Mac – http://bit.ly/5njAMm #
- RT @johncmayer: Can you get a sonogram for an unborn poop? [HAD to be RT'd... even if he didn't say #twoop!] #
- About to mess with Live 8 Lite some more and I figured out a halfass’d fix for TRadio.com if I can’t get it to work how I want. #
- Wooooopty phreakin’ doooo… Creed is releasing a live DVD… I would rather eat egg salad & listen to country! #
- Where is there a place for abstract music/noise? Any market for this, because I just created something phuckin’ weird! #
- Look IT what I can do? #
- While I #twoop & think about a meeting in a 1/2hr. Will it be fun? Maybe, but it gets me away from my desk! #
- #TwentyH8: Here’s a great idea… set a plan, 1 meeting a month, give us deadlines that you can’t follow through before we start everything! #
- “did you guys know there were doughnuts in the break room?” “yup” “why didn’t you tell us”. i thought you knew & the 1st ALWAYS is treat day #
- When you get a Massive Attack fix on, fix IT with Blue Lines… Great album/great song…. (Plus Tricky’s on IT) #
- RT @kmskala: Watch @trvsbrkr (Travis Barker)take it to town on his Forever remix – http://bit.ly/p7Urt (at 3:49, the 16s.best drummer around in reply to kmskala #
- It looks to be a speed trap on 100 south bound right before or right after 62. Nothing on the north bound lane…
http://tinyurl.com/ykawt4s # - RT @johncmayer: Fact: 88 percent of all fake blood contains traces of real urine. #
- RT @katemixwashere: RT @joepending JUICEBOX CLOTHING SNEAK PEAK!!! http://bit.ly/4MjysO please retweet! #
- Rocks are what create the roll…. after the water gets done with IT. I read that in a book, but the book was made of cheese so i ate IT! #
- Help my cousin to get “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! he needs less than 400 to join his FB group! http://bit.ly/12bX5P Please RT! #
- Steven Seagal looks like a douche from his TV show… and it’s proabaly as bad as that live Creed DVD. Chuck Norris should take em out! #
- Who wants to be… ummm… what do you want to be? #
- RT @QuantumGood: 30 Top Blogs For Social Media Updates http://ow.ly/HH7D in reply to QuantumGood #
- I want a juicy cheesebooger! #
- twooping like a true twooper would twoop! #
- At 9:16, someone was put on hold for a credit card payment… how long will it take? …. …. 3min… could’ve been worse. #
- #twentyH8: Once again, idioITs who call in a “payment” but give insurance information. yes, insurance MIGHT pay us, but it’s not a payment. #
- #TwentyH8: SMDH has to be the stupidest acronym for text/social messages ever! Using LOT and LOG makes me cool comared to SMDH! #
- Co #
- a coworker in another dept. heard me say “shit” and was in awe because she’s never heard me swear, I guess… #
- i told her she’s never in my area enough, because “shit” is as common as “fuck”… AND she doesn’t know about tourettesradio.com or ITRadio #
- My cousin wants 1 thing for Christmas & that’s “Ginger, BEEF” tattoo’d on his ass! Please join his FB group to help! http://bit.ly/12bX5P #
- Friends of ITRadio who have Wave, check my newest message. For those who have Google Wave & want to add me, tourettesradio @google wave.com. #
- I’m going to bed now… Tomorrows Turdsday. “ITRadio/me going live” should be happening tomorrow. If IT’s not talking, I’ll be mixing tunes #
- This is too funny not to share… I need this app for #android or get an iPod touch!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKuZn8cd0w #
- This #twoop is brought to you by my day off and the food I ate yesterday… ITRadio is live @ 7p tonight! #
- Today is the day you wear socks on the wrong feet… what? you don’t wear the same sock on the same foot every time? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? #
- Setting up for ITRadio… preshow music stream will be starting shortly! http://live.tourettesradio.com & I will have Skype on CockneyTony. #
- #ITRadio #Music #preShow happening now! http://live.tourettesradio.com Show starts @ 7p CST. #liveshow #lol #funny #stupid #poop #
- ITRadio is live! http://snipr.com/e0x17 Hang out in the chat room and make some new BFF’s. Feel free to listen naked! #live #poop #
- RT @wtfkrysta: Oh, and just so the entire internet knows, my dick is bigger than @rtweezy’s. in reply to wtfkrysta #
