• Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is *wicka wicka* Weird Cookie! #
• HahA . I turn on “Ghetto Radio Network” and “Weird Al” Yankovic’s ‘Amish Paradise’ is on. He’s the voice of Amish Ghetto don’t cha know! #
• Hey, @TwitterRide I’m not liking the new soft ‘post’ button on the latest update… Any chance users can disable it? #android #twitterapp #
• To Twoop or Not To Twoop, THAT Is The Twooping Question! A blog post I wrote on FeedThisBlog a few months back #twoopin @zenkitteh #
• “13 is an unlucky number. If 13′s unlucky, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched-together 13.” – Mitch Hedberg #
• Today @dannylohner has a case of anal leakage because of #followfriday. Don’t mess with him or he’ll wipe his ass with your sleeve! #
• TwentyH8: You can’t teach an old dog (lover) new tricks! #
• For some reason I could go for some Kwik Trip hot dogs and Mtn Dew… #
• RT @StrangeBrownie: Damn you cookie! Now I want some kwick trip hot dogs with nacho cheese in reply to StrangeBrownie #
• I haven’t used my brain in TwentyH8 years, yet somehow I’ve managed to get by so far. What’s sad is people using t.. http://htxt.it/l/fI4VqI #
• In fear of my #MtnDew can’s life after I took it out of the machine, I took IT to the bathroom w/me so I wouldn’t .. http://htxt.it/l/mBUs8l #
• Just nominated hellotxt for Social Media Gadget http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• RT @BrodyStolz: I’m running around like Jerry Lawler. Only one of my straps are on my bibbed overalls! #
• I’m all for a #tweetup, but I want a #twoopDOWN going! I only say DOWN because that’s the direction #twoop goes! #twoopin #Twooping #
• RT @johncmayer Wherever you go, there you have to wait. [are you telling us you're constipated? #twoop #twooping #twooped #twoopin] in reply to johncmayer #
  
• Holy crapnugget, @madbeatchemist is actually LIVE and doing a REAL LIVE MUSICSHOW! http://chat.madbeatfactory.com/ #
• IT’s been 10yrs today and Weird Cookie is still as much poZer today as I was then… I admIT IT because I can! http://htxt.it/i/DoSa #
• RT @cyanogen: first tweet from g1 running aosp eclair! #
• Until Brad Pitt gets a Twitter account, I’ll continue to follow @dannylohner. #
• Viva los Bio Dome! #
• #thepowerof #twoop! Thnx to social media/networks, I had help w/my CSS/WP floating gimmick! Thanks @JavaJunky @zenkitteh @mistergoomba! #
• I #questionsleep as I’m still up @ 4:30….no real reason why, other than the layout, which I stopped working on a while ago. Z? #
• In honor of IT being 10yrs & 1 day since WC debuted… I’ll celebrate with a #MtnDew … I also woke up at 12hrs after midnight today! #
• I’m running over to Bethany’s mom’s place to let the dog out. While he’s peeing, I’m going to dance on the deck to Who Let The Dogs Out! #
• I used #GoogleNavigator when I drove to Bethany’s moms house. IT kept up with my non-”long way” directions GoogleMaps tried telling me. #
• WTF #hedpe censors their own song about saying phuck the label and phuck the censors – (hed)pe’s Represent: http://htxt.it/v/Ph80 #
• Someday I’m going to do a Keith Emerson solo and halfway thru it, spraypaint a wall! AWESOME! http://bit.ly/2Ia1je #
• I’m about to mess around with #ableton for a bit, but first I #twoop. #
• WeirdCookie Wirefly: I’m hanging out with @ww3 @goldbar in SL … He’s busting a move, yo! http://slurl.com/secondlife/Baines/131/130/27/l #
• RT @JueL: 1PM at Pink Candy I’ll be performing (Second Life) http://bit.ly/Rdcbv 1PM… http://fb.me/38TQW3G #
• This may be a first, butt (pun intended) I’m not happy that I’m twooping right now. I JUST OPENED A MTN DEW. ToT #
• Remind me later my phone is covered in my my blanket w/two pillows on top of it. I can’t turn the volume down & trying to drain the battery. #
• So, I’ve got my header & floating CSS gimmick figured out, but now that I do & I need to start working on graphix, where do I start? #
• Since a baby kitten, Lucy has made turkey noises when she jumps up or down from things… not sure why, but IT’s still funny. #
• Must…Get…MoITvated! #
• RT @jenjenfukker:the 8th day @god said “let there be #twoop“. @god saw IT & thought IT was good. then felt pervy & cried like @emojesus. ToT #
• RT @dannylohner: does anyone else see this as a ‘cry for help’? RT @joshfreese “Extreme Disabled Snowman Skeleton”. http://bit.ly/3XHXb4 #
• Just made some 3-cheese Hambooger Helper, and before I grub out on IT, I #twoop! #
• I enjoy searching something “current” HOPING there are multi-sites covering it, BUT no, I have 10 BLOGS linking to 1 the same site. #SMfail #
• IT would have been pretty cool if I was born with fingers for toes, but eating apples and finger foods would smell bad! #
• Holy phuck, @cyanogen released 4.2.5 and hasn’t even updated his Twitter… I hope he’s eating a sammich after cooking that for us! #
• So, my new wordpress projIT(r) just took a turn for the better & figured out a sweet effect and no need for plug-ins…. only 1 small issue #
• Not sure why WP didn’t update, but the new Episode of ITRadio is out: http://bit.ly/1YvayM #
• 1234 boom doom boom 4321 moob mood moob 4132 obom odom odom … i don’t know where i’m going w/this, but i’m up. #
• I just had one of those moments while I’m driving where you see someone on the side of the road and you wonder…
  http://tinyurl.com/yl4t42f #
• As I’m driving to call my coworker up I see this dog chasing a squirrel down the street. What was funnier was …
  http://tinyurl.com/ya6vvk9 #
• TwentyH8: Why do they do phone or system re-boots during the day? Why not wait until after the phones need to be used @ 4? #
• I know a guy, he used to hate the Twitter, now he’s just shy of 600 followers and he likes to tweet things! (for @brettstolz) #
• TwentyH8: Jerkoffs on the XDA board bitching they want an updated #CyanogenMod theme 12hrs after a new ROM release. Patience you phucks! #
• RT @amanjo: Getting lots of new followers today. Just to let you guys know, I’m not actually a nun! [that pic is awesome!] in reply to amanjo #
• Holy phuck and stuff! #twitterRide has ‘conversation follow’ in IT’s features now… Something i never needed but will use for stalking! LOT #
• I have 2 fingers . no I have four… With that said, where is Christian Bale & David when you need them? #
• I like when pp call in, are looking at their bill, and ask how much the balance shows & conversation ends. Thanks & why the call? X_o #
• About to listen to some #TwitTV on my #androidG1 … what should I listen to first? #
• TwentyH8: Enjoyments of life *sarcastic*: Creating templates to make everyone’s life easier! Non-Enjoyments: the p.. http://htxt.it/l/O0SZu0 #
• Tag.. You’re IT, no tag backs, blackout infinity, 1999…. wait, that doesn’t work anymore… blackout 2099! #
• When is a twoop not a twoop? The world may never know. #
• Home, check! Shower, check! shot gimmick, check! twoop, flush, I mean check. making food, check. Working on my site…. not yet… #
• RT @tim_erickson:Love spelled backwards sounds like Evil.Evil spelled backwards=living.Living spelled backwards sounds like Idontgiveafuck #
• I’m going to bed & you can fall asleep reading: How My Brain Thinks: The Real Reason The Road Signs Fell Over! http://bit.ly/1PfOdK/ #
• Hmm. the OS I’m helping upgrade @ work is made by #LG. If they made an #android phone, I wonder if I could get IT as a beta or review unIT #
• RT @LanceLash: totally just cock blocked my mom. in reply to LanceLash #
• I didn’t brush my teeth yet, because they’re ggGGrrEEeeAAttTT… I mean, I’m eating Frosted Flakes. #
• I swear 93X in Minneapolis has a huge raging donor for 9 inch nails was heard. I talked about it before. I lov…
  http://tinyurl.com/yzqpl6b #
• RT @waze: Let’s get @TheEllenShow to help provide 500 turkeys 4 the hungry by following @waze & RT this. http://bit.ly/M7MLo #wazeSocialGPS in reply to waze #
• The food goes in, twoop comes out, wait a few hours, that’s what shit is all about. Twoop Credit Report dot com… #
• TwentyH8: If a dum dum goes to work in the woods, far away from everyone w/o a chance of screwing up, how & why do they still screw up? #
• IT’s hella funny when people call in freaking out over an OLD bill, tell you a sob story, but find out it was paid months ago… #
• Downloading the new DarkDream theme 1.3 #CyanogenMOD… and now flashing… I love the transparent lock screen w/the I Feel Sick eyes. #
• This message was brought to you by the Subway Chicken Cordon Bleu. I had something else to post, but that sammich was effin’ tasty! #
• Attacking my room, no lie! What’s the reward? Mother phuckin’ Mtn Dew! #
• I’ve bought songs in the past, but I bought my 1st full album on iTunes. No, that’s not a diss on Apple. I like CDs & the booklets. #
• Check this video out — Sitting on the…. *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCG-eGYgyo – I wish I thought of IT first! #twooping #
• I almost…ALMOST…almost figured out the background layer working of the WP theme, butt I’ll work on IT tomorrow; SO CLOSE I TELL YOU! #
• My apartment is no Bikini Bottom, but Spongebob travels through IT any chance Lucy feels he needs to go on adventures. #
• eye dub thee ‘Aphex Twin Day’ on Pandora . well, at least for me that is! I wonder if someone will say wany my soul? #
• I kan’t keap mi I’s ohpahn #
• TwentyH8: “Hi Graeme, this is *name goes here* and I was wondering if you heard anything on my account” … “ummm… who are you?” #
• Me: This is Graeme how can i help you. Lady: Graeme like grandma? Me: Yeah… and your name is Barbara… like bush! (Screech Moment) #
• 20H8: Person1: “I have a question; so if the *place* regarding the *subject*… Person2: “i dont’ know the ? but i.. http://htxt.it/l/IG4IOg #
• RT @Doubledown_InSL: DJ Doubledown Tandino – Deep Smooth Beats at Scoutlounge – Wednesdays 4pm-6pm (slt).. http://bit.ly/47S7ts in reply to Doubledown_InSL #
• Arrrg-er-booger. Trying to figure out how my site to do what I want IT to do. IT’s making me Figure-IT-Out-Stoopid #
• DoPE! The WordPress Theme I’m working on for TourettesRadio.com is looking bad ass! Oh, ITRadio’s on the air 2morrow @ 7p. Now u go twoop! #
• Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XlR1119 #
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• I’m rocking out for an extended period of time to the FULL version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. #
• Twooping is the shit! #
• IT’s the day before Friday and that means 2 things… Tomorrow is Friday and ITRadio will be LIVE in your computer tonight @ 7p CST. #
• TwentyH8: Someday I will be able to use the water gimmick, get new water, and I won’t have to gamble if it tastes stale or not. #
• Old chick is wandering in circles in an isle looking for her car… and her car is on the other side of the lot #oldpeopleshouldntdrive #
• I’m so (?) glad you too is coming to town. Because for the next year pretty March I have to listen to you tube…
  http://tinyurl.com/yfbbahb #
• “anyways” “So I says” “ya’know?” “it’s too early” “it’s late in the day” “I’m slow because it’s Monday/Friday” #wordsIhate #phrasesIhate #
• Why didn’t I realize #TheTrucks 1st track proclaims their love for ITRadio? They like IT, they love IT! ITRadio live @ 7p tonight! BE THERE. #
• Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XlR1119 #
• How many people can say they rock out to Dingleberry Dynstasy? How many can say IT was the best find for $1 in Jersey? Only Frosty & I! #
• Listen 2 ITRadio’s music PreShow happening now! http://live.tourettesradio.com... Shows Starts @ 7p CST… Tell your friend’s moms! #
• ITRadio’s live in 10 (and another message will be sent in 5 min, LOT) Graeme’s got stuff 2 talk about! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• Help Pimp/Re-Tweet/TweetBroadcast ITRadio 5min before the next show (Thursday 11/19 7p CST)! http://www.tweetbroadcast.com/XLR1119 #
• I am going to bed now… that thing where my eyes are supposed to be closed and do this thing called sleep. Those sheep are multiplying! #
• In a far far, very far, far away land… something happened far away. #

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