• For the 1st time in 4eva, I had my phone turn off and didn’t start to recharge or turn it on for 6 hours. IT’s a world record! #
• Just got out of the shower, I need to feed the girls now… and maybe myself… maybe, even my blog?!? (probably not on the last part) #
• If swearing was a disease, then I’d be fucked! #
• I love cursebird.com but sometimes IT’s bloody shits that is just shit! I could spend 30 sec waiting for my post to show up, but it doesn’t! #
• I just checked out http://www.crank2.com and IT’s fucking amateur! IT asks you for your DOB then a cuss word “to get this b!tch started” hahaha #
• http://twitpic.com/3ivrp – Cursebird AND http://www.crank2.com are FUCKEN AMATEUR! Say a cuss word B!TCH! #
• I hope @studiozeroseven doesn’t call me right now… cause I’m twoopin! butt I’m finished now. #tp #
• http://twitpic.com/3izyi – Mabel sunbathin’ #
• http://twitpic.com/3izyl – Booger going KKRRAAZZYY with a catnip cigar! #
• I had “2009 = ” for a post and I never finished it. I know it had something to do with 2010, but I don’t remember what. #
• THIS is why I mentioned 2009 = … Not sure what 2009 equaled, but 2010 = HST’s The Rum Diary! http://ping.fm/L9t90 #
• Wind IT Up (intro) with The Prodigy in Manchester – http://ping.fm/ikqGH … If you suffer from seizures, don’t watch IT! #
• Watching The Creation of a Emo Jesus because I can (I love how NIN starts after the ITRadio intro) http://ping.fm/s5J0T #
• Just got a spam message with the subject: “horny ranch ladies” I wonder if that’s a fine fast food eating establishment’s new promo gimmick! #
• RT @HeatFan: @madbeatchemist you can’t beat @itradio or I on Cursebird.com stats. We own fucking cursebird! YEAH BITCH! #

• Now that I played in the drama-queen world in Twitterville for 1 night only, back to your normal tweets by me. FUCK! SHIT! FUCKSHITFUCK!! #
• About 2 wii bowl w/Bethany, amanda, andy, chad and their smiling baby. #
• RT @jeremyosborne81: MadBeat Factory @madbeatchemist ROCKS!!! http://tinyurl.com/bzqtz6 #
• http://twitpic.com/3lear – Lucy in the sky (or on the bathroom sink) while I twoop. #
• RT @JueL Oh WOW @espaces I can’t take my eyes off that burger! –DROOOOOOL____http://tinyurl.com/cae89o [talk about nom nom!] #
• IT’s been like, 3 weeks, I need my Taco John’s Super Nachos like now… SO… … Going there… NOW! #
• The difference between Frank (family cat) & Lucy (Bethany and I’s cat)…Frank demands cheese from the Taco John’s, but Lucy just sniffs. #
• Watching “Will Ferrell Calling Me Out” by nigahiga … UNICORNS ARE REAL!! NOO http://ping.fm/wnPhq funny stuff! #
• Learning & watching How to be Ninja w/Hanata wakuso shiseo tadashite terriyaki suzuki honda civic and Bob http://ping.fm/aRkNl #
• I thought at 3:10 was funny… but lesson #5 @ 3:30 is even better. I so could be a ninja with lesson #5! http://ping.fm/ecy4m #
• For some reason the Will Ferrel link posted twice… How to be Ninja should be here: http://ping.fm/V4D7D #
• About to do what I do best on Sundays after uploading the new ITRadio episode and delaying the posting of IT (my thing)… nap time! #
• RT @lunaticradio: I’m broadcasting my live Stickam stream at http://stickam.com/lunaticradio started: Sun, 13:17 PDT #
• About to watch The Simpsons and that new show after IT… Right after this twooping session brought to you by the food I eat. #
• What?? The Simpson’s TV didn’t drop, yet the entire school falls apart? #
• There is that commercial where that pizza making dude rolls the pizza over his shoulder. How safe is that to eat, oh, and I’d still eat IT. #
• There is that commercial where that pizza making dude rolls the pizza over his shoulder. How safe is that to eat, oh, and I’d still eat IT. #
• There are birds outside my window, and my window is open. IT’s like I’m listening to a sample of birds. Birds stopped being real in 1973! #
• RT @garrickvanburen: “I don’t want to live in a world where Twitter is successful.” http://www.youjustmademylist.com/?p=1840 #
• Last night, well, this morning, was the 1st time in quite a while I didn’t take sleeping pills to fall asleep. IT was 3a when I did though! #
• Via @ww3 > Funny & Viral Videos > Facebook Manners And You > http://tr.im/FacebookMannersAndYou (Timmy and Alice B&W video) #
• RT @IanSchwartz_SZS: Audio: http://tinyurl.com/dnzrgs #
• I sleep with my eyes closed and I feel like doing II right now. #
• Think for yourself man don’t do like they do, it’s a sick world, you just gotta stay true Stay true and everything’ll be cool, you gotta … #
• Lucy, Goobs and Mabel told me shoelaces were invented before shoes. They even called them shoelaces, too, but you didn’t hear this from me! #
• IT is now time I drive myself to work. (Work! Work! Now work that pizza butt!) #
• HoM’09: There is no KFC near my work anymore and I can’t try the new grilled chicken or whatever IT is. #
• In the back room of my work organizing boxes and crap… yup, orginizing crap! #
• Hate of Mine 09: People who ask you to sync your clock to theirs so you’ll be back on time. No, maybe sync your clock to our cellphone c … #
• Heading to Jimmy John’s for lunch… I don’t think Jimmy is related to Taco though… Judging by the pop choices, definitely not! #
• This just in: Admit IT and realize you are the source of your own problems. Don’t make excuses any longer and admit you are the problem! #
• What’s the point of putting a butterfly clip on a single piece of paper? If IT’s the only one of IT’s kind, why does IT did a clip? #
• Updating to @Twidroid 2.0 right now… Can’t wait to see/test new features and such. #
• I don’t see anything new on @twidroid 2.0 except the DM button and the refresh button switched places. #
• Three more hours before my night truly starts! Then 4 hours, and 5 and hours minus 20 is when 24 starts! #
• Plus side about Twidroid (for the android phones if you didn’t know)… IT updates new posts super fast! #
• Suburban Life ain’t what it seems… Big A little a, Bouncing B, the systems got you, but IT won’t get me… phuck the system! #
• RT @JueL Doubledown_InSL http://slmusic.info:8190 LIVE DJ Crazy 4.20 Beats! at LR#13 http://tinyurl.com/c47c7j #
• “I was at the health club this weekend and they had on Mtv or something and playing music videos” Music Videos on Mtv? is this the 80s? #
• Some people hide the fact they do IT, butt I tell you like IT is… TWOOPING! #
• Listening to DJ DoubleDown streaming from LivingRoom#13 in SL but listen to the live stream http://slmusic.info:8190 or SL: *http:tinyur … #
• Right now, Mtn Dew is the best I can dew… ROTL *i just had Mtn Dew come out my nose… or did I.. (this is the internet ya know)! #
• DJ DoubleDown Tandino spinning tunes and every other is FoConchords IT seems, SWEET! http://ping.fm/bzgRw (listen via itunes or RPlayer) #
• 13 min before I (hed) home and tune in to @JueL’s set in SL … I’ll relink the ShoutCast stream (play in iTunes/RealPlayer) and the SL … #
• Just got home and the cat burglar had stuck again… IT looks like was after the pastic…forks if you know what I mean. #
• RT @JoshBlood: just made up a new twitter term “twerioid” a tweet while a woman is on her period. similar to “twoop” a tweet while pooping. #
• RT @JavaJunky: http://twitpic.com/3ofhh – HELP! Does anyone know a fix for when Mac fonts break like this? #mac #help #font RT if u dont #
• RT @JueL: STILL going at LR #13 Grace Buford in 2 Min from now http://tinyurl.com/dcs2eo http://slmusic.info:8190 #
• In Second Life @ http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gwampa Tropics/73/30/485/ #
• WeirdCookie Wirefly: I’m listening to @JueL right flippin now in SecondLife for the Living Room #13 4.20 grand opening http://slurl.com/ … #
• On the phone with the @strangebrownie … waiting for 24 to start… also working on the new Feed This Blog post for tonight. #
• New Feed This Blog Post up! Twitter Clients I Use Part 1 – http://ping.fm/gpfrf #
• New Feed This Blog Post up! Porn Sites I Frequent Part 1 – (CORRECT LINK THIS TIME) http://ping.fm/M4tBH #
• New Feed This Blog Post up! Twitter Clients I Use Part 1 (Correct words & link!) – http://ping.fm/bSZXL #
• Going to bed so I can get up in the morning, brush my teeth & maybe go back to sleep for 5 more minutes. That’s how IT’s done. #
• I’m about to (hed) out to work, but in the meantime, check out the new Feed This Blog post: Twitter Clients I Use – http://ping.fm/bSZXL #
• I had a dream last night that I was @phattymcbiff’s bestest friend forever… except I was a mirror, so I cracked myself to give him bad … #
• IT’s buisness, IT’s buisness ttTTIiiMMee… How did I get Flight of Conchords in my head while taking off my hoodie listening to OPM? #
• I have a lunch gimmick in the freezer but I’m not sure if I want IT or not…. #whatwillieatforlunch #
• Eating the Pizza of the Week, which would be gyro, from Cheetah Pizza & wondering if you’ve checked out feedthisblog.com’s newest update! #
• I am what I listen to, therefore I’m a TOOL! #
• RT @JueL Acoustic Virtual Concert http://tinyurl.com/c8gqt8 in 30 Minutes from now…Live from Minneapolis to your ears. #
• About to (hed) on out of work and get to work on some other things… OR procrastination will take hold and throw me through a window! #
• About to start working on sites and such. Really, I am! Don’t laugh at me! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Oh, laughing with me? oh, ok! #
• RT @trvsbrkr: Working on the new TRVS/DJAM mixtape.. [fuck yeah!!!] #
• I got a boqat load of stuff started tonight, like laundry. If you ask what I did for the sites, please try again later. #
• Attempting to jump in to working on my stuff… right after this twoop. #
• Going through websites looking for free social network icons for the ITRadio blog. Will I create the idea inside my (hed)? #
• If for some reason the Titanic was in my milk jug, they would so crash in to the giant milk iceberg that’s in there! #
• WeirdCookie Wirefly: Waiting for @JueL to start her live set here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gwampa Tropics/77/33/485/l #
• Well, the ideas I wanted to try and make happen didn’t happen, but I’m happy with what I did with http://ping.fm/4Izsc ‘s header. #
• Sleep isn’t like IT used be… #
• Run on sentances that show up because you missed a word are the coolest thing ever. And now to battle sleep… I hope IT wins! #
• Hate of Mine 09: Hey triangle head, for someone who drives 20 under every speed limit, when you change lanes like your car is out of con … #
• IT’s not even 8 and I want lunch… NOW. To top IT all off, I don’t know what the phuck I want yet! #
• Today, I was I was stuck in a bubble so I could cause trouble! #
• In the vending machine, there are two selections that have Rice Krispie Treats. One for .75 cents & one for .85 cents. I picked cookies. #
• RT @HeatFan For Earth Day I am going to hold my farts for an extra second the cut down on green gas. #
• What are you having for lunch? I want, wait, I NEED to know… What you are eating will help me pick where I eat & no @amanjo no bananas! #
• Do the humans that live on other planets celebrate Earth Day? #
• Patient: what is your name? me: Graeme. Patient: can you spell that. me: G-R… Patient: *starts spelling shit out* Me: hub-a-ja-what? #
• Dude: I’d like to pay my bill. Me: I’m showing $4.89 due, is that correct? Dude: $489? Me: No, $4.89 Dude: for 89 dollars? LOOK @ your bill! #
• My shit stinks much better than yours! my shit stinks right down through the floor! With a feeling so pure, IT’s got you coming back for … #
• On the day I went twoop krazy, I made the e-mail but never set up the account for @twooped … More ReTweets for me to do! #
• Singing my new song: We all twoop from the twooping machine, twooping machine, twooping machine and I just twooped from my twoopin machine! #
• I just saw a picture of Placebo on MySpace’s front page. Their lead singer is looking more and more like Annie Lennox by the album! #
• RT @Doubledown_InSL RT @torley @Ableton You guys should use your Twitter account more effectively, you’ve already mastered other SM ground #
• RT @studiozeroseven RT @TeamworkRadio: If you are always doing something to grow your business, then your business will always grow. #
• There WAS a piece of cat hair in my salad I made… IT’s no longer in my salad though because I ate it! #
• Writing a song on Ustream, feel free to watch and give me ideas (This shit isn’t bad for once) http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• ReTweet @DJ_AM This link has the WHOLE Coachella show in HD http://ping.fm/XBgoQ [TRV$ & DJAM] #
• I saw I had messages from Comcast on my LiveJournal account. One of them, from ComcastCares4, had their account suspended. That’s funny! #
• I turned on FUSE while they play Fight Club. They mute the swears and lower the sound during fights. Why even show IT… LOT I said swears! #
• I am going 2 put my (hed) to bed… ITRadio 2morrow and DoucheCast, too. Feel free to call in (if my stuff doesn’t mess up all night) #
• “I got an idea for a movie and IT goes like this…” #
• 2night ITRadio’s on! You won’t listen & we will care, cry & be emo (the last parts a lie). Frosty’s on the road, so Graeme’s solo? #
• HateOfMine09: I love having to fix the toilet because it keeps flowing. Peeps are too stupid to fix IT and put up an “Out of Order” sign … #
• I need to check my @ replies on my other accnts. Not only did @tacojohns RT but @Mtn_Dew RT’d http://www.feedthisblog.com posts, too! #
• I’ve had both @tacojohns and @Mtn_Dew ReTweet my posts. Now to see if I can get ITRadio/TourettesRadio/Feed This Blog some sponsors! #
• Frosty may/will be calling from the road tonight, and if my soundcard doesn’t phuck up, the phone line will be open for calls (hopefully). #
• “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” is my favorite out of the 2 live albums The Vandals have. You can’t go wrong with butt bongos during “I Have a … #
• I love that YouTube is on the G1 (yeah it’s google, but still) … I’m listening (not watching) to the TRV$/DJAM set from Coachella 2009. #
• I’m about to indulge my thirst with a PRE PreShow Mtn Dew! #mtndew #
• Will there ever be a day that you hear Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody and not want to headbang? The crowd went ape shit when TRVS/DJAM did IT! #
• Hate of Mine 09: Don’t turn the fan off (EVER) when leaving the bathroom. You’re shit smells like shit and turning off the fan makes IT … #
• RT @studiozeroseven SZS INTERVIEW with MNSUN.COM: In this economy, a Lakeville recording studio hopes its making a sound investment.. h … #
• Both shows tonight are missing their normal co-hosts tonight? ITRadio starts the horror @ 7p and DoucheCast will finish you off @ 9p CST #
• My friend/co-worker said IT’s ok that I hate her… she won’t go on a walk with me. What a jerkface she is! That’s right, a J-E-R-K-F-A- … #
• RT @StrangeBrownie http://twitpic.com/3uj2p – My night [check out #6(6)six] #
• V: “Any1 watching CSI 2night?” Crazy: “I watch it sometimes, what was IT about?” Me: “She said 2NIGHT” C: “I get my days mixed up” HUH? #
• How the hell can you function if you can’t keep track of the sentence you just said? Let alone confuse us, but yourself even more? #
• This is a test of itradio show tonight. Why the (?) are you trying to fix your hair when your window is open. D…
  http://tinyurl.com/dhmqar #
• the shITRadio PreShow has started… Listen to music before the shIT hits the fan! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• the shITRadio PreShow has started… Listen to music before the shIT hits the fan! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• When you show up to the Ustream page… click the gimmick that says chat! http://live.tourettesradio.com (Ustream Updated shit again) #
• Twooping 40 min before the shITRadio starts… listen/watch the PreShow here: http://live.tourettesradio.com Go there NOW!! #
• If you think I’m a loser, then you suck, but you should watch ITRadio anyway RIGHT NOW, LIVE! http://ping.fm/2uu04 followed by DouchCast #
• RT @madbeatchemist Douchecast starting at 7pm Pacific/10pm Eastern http://ping.fm/mEbtL … will Rooster be late?? I think so #
• Thank you @LizLopez @jenjenfukker @BeerBear @madbeatchemist @IanSchwartz_SZS @HeatFan and @JackThaCat for the RT for ITRadio tonight! #
• Awww… The Whole Reffin’ Show @refrobpage just got his twoop on for the first time! #
• Going2bed! Thanks everyone that turned in to ITRadio and Biff-less DoucheCast tonight! I hope I was funny or at least felt sorry for me! #
• RT @Mtn_Dew: you are AWESOME. RT @feedthisblog New blog post: I Feed Myself With Mtn Dew! http://ping.fm/H5hlB #
• If Little Rabbit Fu-Fu was named something else, would he/she/IT still bop the field mice on their heads? #
• Bethany called the 911/State Patrol this morning on her way work. Some drunk biotch was driving down 694/494 on B’s drive to work. #
• Tut tut… Thanks to my back, IT feels like rain… yet IT’s sunny and 60…but IT feels like rain… we’re getting the storm tonight in MN! #
• Crazy: “are you offended when women say “Men, I tell you” because it sounds deragatory?” Me: How is IT different than saying “women” #
• RT @AnitaKnight I love long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who really annoy me. #
• http://twitpic.com/3w4x5 – Frank turns 18 today and can buy smokes for Rick-o-Shit now. #
• Just got off the phone with Gary “Fucken” Holdsteady of The Independent Stream http://ping.fm/5mtgw I’m a shady hippy! #
• Listening to New/Social Media podcasts… Getting ideas that I wish I could execute right now. Maybe I’ll do more brainstorming tonight. #
• IT wasn’t a long line, but I stood in line today at the Chipotle when I was there. That’s what I get for going 15 min later than normal. #
• Looking ahead and brainstorming some cool ideas with @studiozeroseven! 2009 keeps getting better and better, even if IT’s ideas! #
• I couldn’t hold IT any longer… TWOOPING #
• Damn you Fox for switching Prison Break to Fridays. I almost forgot… again. I’m going to be hanging with @studiozeroseven. Thank you DV-R! #
• Something I need to work on… Utilizing RSS Feeds/Google Reader and adding RSS feeds rather than going to websites, even if I love web … #
• I’ve been home for 20 min,checked all e-mail accounts, updated the Twooping accounts & @the_poop did #followfriday w/@twooping & @snoopdog #
• Lucy has worse A.D.D then I do. #
• RT @trent_reznRT @trent_reznor RT @dannylohner: wtf?- i just got twittered in the shitter by Tyrannosaurus Reznor!!??;;## [Trent Reznor’ … #
• Mike Patton makes me wish I had some extra plates to break right now! http://ping.fm/B5bSu I love this video! #
• (hed)ing over to @studiozeroseven’s place now… we’ll be tweeting it up I’m sure cause we’re losers! #
• What’s better than MBC not doing a show right now? NOTHING! Butt @BeerBear is playing music on the XLR! http://ping.fm/dDKtg #
• Get your THING on right now with the Mad Beat Factory http://ping.fm/bl5Ei #
• IT’s 12:45… I’m not tired and I haven’t gone for the sleeping pills. Not sure if attempting my insomnia experiment is good this weekend. #

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