• #h81o – I don't have a friend named Hoggle or Zyzzybalubah…. That makes me go ToT ToT ToT all the way home! #
• At work, I do the bankruptcy accounts & the original "code#" on the system is 6… well, i'm creating the new system, so guess who got #666 #
• I should join a flash mob even if I wasn't supposed to be there with them in the first place… it's all about being at the right place&time #
• Errands took a lot longer than expected… At home, showering, testing skype out for my dad, then I might go live… The Brain is hyper! #
• .@amanjo I'm serving Berry Weiss… IN MY PANTS! in reply to amanjo #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• I'm live for a little bit… talking about #twooping things, like #twoop .. yup http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• I am up, ready to go… and what's better than a Goober PBnJ sammich for breakfast? How about a PBnJ smoothie from #BerryBlendz #nomnom #
• #fact I will never "walk" to work doing a handstand, nor will I carttwheel myself to work. I'm too damn lazy, yo! #
• If you are what you eat… then I'm a phuckin' chicken! BAWK #
• #fact I'm from WI… I like cheese and chew on pen caps/ends! #
• .@kareemy when did you go emo and start wearing you girlfriend's pants? in reply to kareemy #
• Today I connected with an old BFF (no, not Rose), but Pandora… For the 1st time in months, I made it through 5 songs in a row a few times #
• Kisses from Lucy to the birthday girl! Happy Birthday Booger! http://twitpic.com/2irsc1 #
• The Birthday Girl, miss Goober wants to play with her birthday treats NOW! http://twitpic.com/2irsjv #
• The girls starting to get hopped on cat nip! http://twitpic.com/2irsyd #
• Finding out (yesterday)the tooth fairy wasn't real was fine. finding out saying Beetlejuice 3x is a lie makes me #ToT #ToT all the way home #
• do you know what I just said out loud… ok, i didn't say it out loud, but i YELLED it with my fingers! I said m____ p___ #
• What is the first word on page six of any book you have? I of course open a picture book, so I guess I can't play my own game… shucks #
• That Annie chick, or however you spell her name, never was an insomniac or had trouble sleeping,because it's 5a &… http://htxt.it/l/AbpBIf #
• I actually went to bed early because I'm an old man and let the exhaustion win, yet was up at 11,1,2,4&5. My body let 3 have the night off #
• Do you ever think Tommy, Dill, Phil or Chuckie ever scored with Kimi or Susie on the Rugrats when they were older? Maybe Lillian did!?! #
• RT @JueL: Wild Tymes Palace Stage, St. Paul, MN. Sep.17th (Free Admission)THE PALACE STAGE AT THE WILD TYMES on the… http://fb.me/yu1eZ63m #
• RIP @DJAM… watching a few of his videos I posted on FeedThisBlog last year: http://feedthisblog.com/2009/08/28/rip-dj-am-adam-goldstein/ #
• Remember when Airwalks were the kewl kicks to have? Now you find 'em @ Payless for $40+ and remember when Payless sold shoes for less? #
• .@50cent lindsay lohan if far from fine…. FRIED maybe, but not fine! #
• .@amanjo I #StumbleUpon #039;d this pic RIGHT AFTER READING YOUR LAST TWEET! http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/SignDieselChickenA.jpg #
• I could be updating this posting doing a 40 cartwheels in a row, or scuba diving, or sky diving, or boogie boarding, but I'm not! #lamesauce #
• You know what's Good Humor? A strawberry shortcake cake-sicle for lunch… REALLY, it's what I'm having for lunch! #
• What are you eating for breakfast? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kekq #
• I'm rich! I'm rich! What's in your wallet? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kerk #
• To anyone who watches the live show… check out FFox's AdBIock Plus … It (so far) removes the stupid pop up ads! http://bit.ly/cvxHQZ #
• For all wondering… @twoop, @twooping, @twoopin, @twooped @twoopingshoes will NEVER be run by a bot, because I enjoy RT'ing tweeps shit! #
• Running to get the Black Box that Rocks the Stock a car wash, some Taco Johns, then back to start the live feed! http://htxt.it/KNGO #
• RT @biffbiffbiff: I'm #twooping … that is all [now if we can get the Dev's to take #twooping breaks. The ROMs can wait a few flushes!] #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• .@shaycarl How about you beeting them with the vegetables from Super Mario Brothers 2? in reply to shaycarl #
• HEY! I'm #twooping here while the music plays on blogtv stream before I stay to banter…listen @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• I've got songs on random,like Girls of Porn by Mr. Bungle playin' live on stream: http://live.tourettesradio.com Be there, chat, be stoopid! #
• The #BlogTV stream is live w/music & my mindless banter about #twooping and other things will start soon http://htxt.it/Oe86 #
• RT @erincandy: Bbbbbbbbbb bird bird bird bird is the word #
• Who's watching the movie I'm watching? That's right… NO ONE… because I'm making up the movie in my mind! IT's my bird's birthday…. #
• Nov 12, 1955… Where were you… yesterday? #
• Great scott! … Back to the Future 2 still kicks ass, even if I missed the first/best parts! #
• 694 from Central is at a stand still for 10 min… cars/buses are turning around and police scanner said the dude was all over the road #
• 2000 lincon town car, possibly stolen… and semis are backing up now… and a white dude in his 50s on a bike #
• Does this help prove my thoughts that Central Ave attracts the crazy people? #
• I think the cyclone mower gimmick "in action" videos are sped up. anyone else notice this? #
• RT @Yankee_in_pink: Someone just tweeted about about bein at church & I've tweeted about ass and pussy. That's it, I'm going to hell… #
• You know… that's funny! #
• I don't wanna go to school tomorrow! oh, wait… I don't go to school, I go to work… so… I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! #
• I just saw that double rainbow video and I know i've watched hours of pointless stupid videos, but I truly want my last 2 minutes back plz! #
• StumbleUpon is the devil and almost took over this twooping session, but I said NO…IT's twooping time #
• I'm going to actually release a podcast today from July 24th… It was the day after I received the picture of the hunchback buying depends #
• I wish I really was able to watch the Scary Monkey Show (hense my avatar at the moment… I miss Invader Zim) #
• I dislike Francis as much as @peeweeherman did/does, but I wish I had a pool in my place like he had, with battleships too! #
• I'm out the shower and I didn't fall, because we have those suction cup gimmicks on the shower floor, so I'm still here to un-entertain you! #

Podcast: Download

I wouldn’t say this is a come-back, I wouldn’t say we’re (meaning I, Graeme, The Brain), but we’re back for a couple new “fresh” podcasts that have been recorded over the summer.

Graeme and The Brain are out there, in their minds, once again and with that being said, Graeme’s going straight to hell.  There will never be an appeal case heard or made, it’s just a one stop trip to hell!  Graeme can’t help but laugh at what God has put around him, and that doesn’t make Graeme a bad person, it just means he’s stupid and when he’s like the people he laughs at,then you can point and laugh back at him.  How did you like that long ass sentance?

• #h81o – Man, one of my #KwikTrip chicken sammichs would be awesome to have right now, but I'm busy ToT #
• RT @RefRickyReed: Has came to the conclusion that @itradio never sleeps they just #twoop [that's puckin' right!] #
• Everytime you get a statment, you make a payment… or you DIE! And do not collect $200! #
• I need to do more #twoopingshoes posts, but i'm lazy or I don't like the boxers I'm wearing! #twooping #
• Sorry if you were bored with the lack of my stupid updates, but I was in River Falls tonight, which is building a huge Kwik Trip! IT's HUGE! #
• For those who follow the other accounts… could you figure out I'm home? #
• Why was it easier to teach two people over 30/45 wordpress who never used it before than someone using our new, but same system at work? #
• I'm going to the MN Ren Fest w/my 'rents & Bethany Saturday. I'm sad IT's going to be hot & I can't wear my "I'd Rather be #twooping quot; hoodie #
• Frosted Flakes….. ttttthhheeeyyyyy''''rrrreee greeeeeat…. if I had some! #
• .@amanjo lol… I do my best… the Re_#twoop(s) are like rabbit turds… a whole bunch of chocolate peas at once! in reply to amanjo #
• Click your heels 3 times as the clock strikes a tree branch on the corner of the building. There's no place like that place! #
• StumbleUpon is out for #Android .. my battery will die faster than ever… LOT #
• #h81o – I wish I had an extra head… that'd be cool, but I don't, so that makes me un-cool! #
• Is this the G2 in the wild? I think a monkey should be holding IT… that'd be hella awesome! http://htxt.it/OFZC #
• Dude, how awesome would IT be if flying monkeys flew out of my ass right now? #twoopin #
• my supervisor sent an e-mail saying "let's get together after lunch"… now I have the song stuck in my head, yeah yeah yeah #
• #h810 One huge reason I fear & loath #SocialMedia Social Media is not Social Networking! Face2Face is not Media; face2face is networking! #
• With that said. I understand you can tie networking/media together depending out the outlet you use, but they are still 2 seperate things! #
• i wish my shoes had wings… then I could fly and #twoop on birds who #twoop on humans! (no, a bird not did take a crap on me) #
• I do what I do & post what I post for my own enjoyment… if you enjoy (some of)it, that's cool, even if you don't enjoy it, that's cool too #
• Is there a reason why my coworkers are so phucking lazy that they can take a new roll of #twooping paper out but leave the empty roll on? #
• Lucy is a guard-pussy to my MacMini right now, and Goober is making sure SpongeBob stays under water (except for that one episode) #
• RT @sTnez: my next house http://twitpic.com/2gkegg [dude, I don't think you should #twoop in there... #twoop behind the garage! #
• Holy crap old lady... you drove at least 10mph UNDER the speed limit on a 1way constuction road for 5 min! #
• Like, umm... uhhh... what's up doc? #
• IT's awful waffle time! awful waffle, awful WAFFLE, AWFUL WAFFLE! #
• Check out my awesome pink headband (i'd twitpic IT if I really had one) and you'll hit a phuckin' tree! #
• Do you ever think to stop and think for a second? (imo too much thinking) In other news... Haza! Turkey legs for breakfast in 3 hrs! #
• I'm quite ToT that I did not have any flying monkeys come out of my butt while #twooping in my dreams last night! #
• You know what today is? Lucy's birthday and she's THREE... Happy Birthday Lucky LicksAlot! or wucy wicca wok #
• This just became a hella painful #twooping session...Lucy jumped up on me,then off, leaving a nice couple o scratches on my thigh #
• I haven't gone in a couple yrs, but the Mn Ren Fest has gone down hill... only 1 size cups (no king?) and NO MTN DEW? Un-huzza to that! #
• .@Xmodem I know! Now it's all coke productions, including Mello Yello... gross! #
• Who wants a Mexican baby diapers for dinner? ME! #Chipotle here I come! #
• Gonna be live sooner than later... after I eat, and sing happy birthday to Lucy... by that time, it might be 8... PHUCK #
• My burrito exposed IT's guts http://twitpic.com/2gyszc #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• i enjoy rambling about nothing... nothing about everything is what I do best, other than #twoop Live now on @Blo... http://htxt.it/l/EkI4wI #
• DUDE... I'm babbling... if i actually spoke... live... now... http://htxt.it/9Xvu #
• #h810 - I'm still upset that the MN Ren Fest is no longer carrying #MtnDew .. I quite possibly could have stayed longer if they had IT! #
• Happy 3rd Birthday Lucy (Licks A Lot)! Now go to bed!!! http://twitpic.com/2h1fyg #
• Who wants to sleep for me and fill me in on the dreams I could have had? #
• you can say IT again as I go to sleep, but I won't pay attention! #
• The Nanny should be banned from any TV station I watch! I'd rather be twooping even when IT's a promo commercial! #
• So, I closed my eyes and slept for a while... I'm back up doing my own thing... again... since whenever I started doing my own thing, yeah! #
• Here is a g.raeme #twitterfact I've never sent OR received tweets through texting, even on my Dash w/the crappy $5 internet! #
• I'm explaining to a friend how it's easier to get the stench off her body if she actually took her clothes for a change while showering! #
• Anyone know of any all-you-can-eat crab places open at 8:15a, serving just that? what about sushi? #
• RT @erincandy: Wtf is a duck tart #
• Finally finding out how many twitter posts included "twoop" my first 14,999 tweets which was April 16,2010... drum roll please #
• PHUCK! that was a waste of time trying to use Dreamweaver to find all my shi... I mean #twoop .. If you drum rolled, you can stop #
• Wow Stumbleupon, I've missed you! Phuck you for Rick Rolling me at http://unhearIT.com, but thanks for the Super Mario Bros! #
• Who wants to write all my ideas down for me today... I'll sit in a chair, lay on a couch, and you just write down my mindless banter! thanks #
• When will the "experts" figure out 5 Differences Between Social Media and Social Networking: http://www.socialmediatoday.com/SMC/194754 #
• Quite a few ideas still in my head. They are slowly getting #twooped out of my brain one by one.... FFLLUUSSHH #
• Did you listen to the live show last night? I didn't think so... know what you missed, a rare 30 min convo w/@GraemesHotSis #
• I wonder if #twoop enjoys the roller coaster inside my body more or the sewer system! Do you knowe? #twoopin #
• I go to Holiday to get ice way too much! Some know me by name... some make people on break get me my ice from the ice machine! I haz skillz #
• Sometimes I like to pretend I'm on hold, even though I'm not, just to listen to the dial tone. #
• .@amanjo I kept having this dream where I was supposed to turn in a paper at the end of the year & the book was covered under tons of stuff! in reply to amanjo #
• IT would suck if you were a flying super hero and your feet got stuck in cement... up UP and AWAY would rip your legs apart @ the knee cap! #
• #h81o how don't know how a phone call got disconnected it you were the one who hung up on them.is IT wrong & not PC to blame yourself in '10 #
• #h81o there is not enough air to soften the air punch to your face... #
• #h81o - people who just don't get IT #
• I should count how many tiles across are in this bathroom while #twooping #
• Anyone up for going off the ski jump in Edina? If you do, I'll set up a giant trampoline to land on so you can make IT over the road! #
• Do you like jazz? GOOD JAZZ? (not the KennyG/DaveKoz stuff) Check out a co-workers awesome podcast: Aurora Club J... http://htxt.it/l/2Przoy #
• Dear makers of Mtn Dew (or Pepsi since they ship it out)... thank you for great tasting soda pop drink! #
• I wish I could backflip off ants! #
• I want to start a TV show/web series with iSean aka @DJ48... IT'll be called "This and That Guy" #
• #h810 - Takeyour "9er" and shove it up your wazoo bung-hoo woo-woo! #
• Today is hop on one foot because your other leg turned in to a pogo stick... so you'd really still be walking like normal!! #
• Would IT be weird to live inside a car wash? With others always coming in your house? What if you were taking a shower when they showed up? #
• This lady keeps callin' my phone asking if I called her. Umm, I was in the shower & twooping... then she asked if I was a coach of some sort #
• .@amanjo Is this a family crisis: Johnny just #twooped his pants and it's running down his leg and it stinks really bad in reply to amanjo #
• Bethany pointed out I have a huge bruise on the back of my leg...don't know where it came from, butt in other news...I'm twooping! #
• .@jackassworld you need to embrace #twooping Phuck pooping... Twooping on Twitter is where IT's at! #
• i would like to thank search engines like Google, Yahoo for your awesome skills... now if others would do the same and SEARCH before asking #
• .@jackassworld kicking it old school's cool! but #twooping is just pooping while you post on twitter, that's all. thanks for the reply! in reply to jackassworld #
• Just did a sweet background tweak over at @JueL's site: http://suzenjuel.com ...while you're there, buy an album & some artwork. She rocks! #
• .@amanjo I don't know if we'd catch the JJ crew w/@EvanDavidDahlin They're freaky fast and probably already done bowling! in reply to amanjo #
• RT @HeatFan: @itradio found your coffee mug. http://yfrog.com/hqdirlj #
• #h81o - I'm all for the cool down in the mid-coast, but I'm not down for the pain it's causing... In other news I'd rather be #twooping #
• #h810 - I don't understand your question, what did you mean... does NOT mean ask the question again the same way... ToT (tMFt I hate you) #
• Fish brains will rule us all in 2312! #
• Belle, IT's been 3yrs & we miss your cat talk, feet licking, face kissing, the waddle & your stub of a tail... RIP #fb #
• .@graemeshotsis called me to tell me she thought she saw my crazy drugged out ex... I told her if she talks to her, tell her I'm dead! #
• If you pimped or plan on pimping out your FB profile page, you're a tool. If you do pimp it out and get a virus, you're a phucking tool! #
• Listening to Jay and Silent Bob Get Old on @thatkevinsmith's SModcast - http://htxt.it/h4Qs - you should listen to IT or come crack my neck #
• RT @refrobpage: @itradio I was using twitter for android, but I wasn't a huge fan. Went back to twidroyd (cc @mikekinney51) #
• Do you ever sniff your own armpit shortly after you shower & put clean clothes on to make sure you put deodorant on? I do, so don't judge me #
• remember when the term "shit pickle" was the cool thing to say? Just me? Well, phuck you then! #
• RT @erincandy: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates [are ugggggggggg] #
• Holy phuck nugget crap balls, I just sat down, and the chair was underneath me to make sure I didn't crash to the floor! #
• Anyone have an old Apple][e joystick that still works? I want to bust out my ][e and play California Games BMX and YouTube my gnarly skillz! #
• I want to be like the Allstate commerical, and be a hot babe out jogging w/a pink headband! #
• I just had to coach @GraemesHotSis on what to say if she runs over... i mean in to (then over) my ex... say IT w/me...Graeme died & is dead! #
• I hate pants! I'm not wearing any, but just in case you forgot... I hate pants... what do I hate more? Denim pants! #
• Hold on to your Gonads & Strife.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee yet another video that NEVER gets old. #
• .@amanjo Chicken... I'm gonna eat you.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUMixU6u50 #
• I'm going to go chase Lucy, but this time WITH my phone... so if I phuck my back up, I can call you! IT doesn't m... http://htxt.it/l/R424EH #
• I'm still standing because I never got to the point that Lucy ran... I got near her & she attacked my sock for 3 min while Goobs watched #
• Who walked out the door with no pants on today? #
• #h810 please shut the phuck up... the sound of your voice annoys the phucking shit otta me... so with that said, headphones on, my phone off #
• Who wants to order me a pizza? what about Taco John's... I'd go for Taco John's over a pizza! #
• I am hungry...I want food... how does it feel to want? Hungry! Food NOW! #
• I never cared before, so why change things up, mwhahaha #
• I wish there was a pigmy midget inside my head running turn tables scratching when I talk the talk! #
• I think the internet is ready for a 24/7/365 showing of The Scary Monkey Show! Who the phuck feels the same way? #
• swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim... #
• RT @EmoJesus: @itradio I have no pants on! I am wearing a robe stained with #twoop ToT [couldn't have said IT better myself!] #
• RT @zsmithers: Papa chito's was good this morning…california burrito #twoop #
• Change my pitch up… smack my bitch up! OOHHHHHH #
• I still wish my apartment building had a pop machine… i could care less about a pool, but a pop machine would be killer, w/orange soda pop #
• FOUR #
• There is a channel on DirecTV w/call letters: NRB! IT's an @emojesus channel… you don't know how funny that is! #
• RT @SkunkMunchies: I mean not about people, but sometimes I wanna Twoop but facebook people react badly lol #
• Tammy better now mess with me on the way to work today, or i'm going to open my Goober PB&J sammich and smoosh it in her eyeballs! #

• Oh really? that's easy for you to say… #
• thanks Quiznos person for giving me wheat instead of white bread! GOSH… now I want to cry! ToT #
• #h81o do you need to keep printing 3 lines on a page, then TAPE them together? #
• IT's time to get down, get down, ggggeeeetttt ddddoooowwwwwwwwnnnnnn #
• #h81o – Ummm how do you talk to someone we work with on the phone who's relaying info, and then not tell us once the convo is done? IDIOTS #
• Today I saw a dude in a white car with an #Android sticker on his back passenger window. I wanted to yell "WHAT ROM YOU USING?" #
• .@ids07 Get some Giant Underpants like @peeweeherman … I even have a pair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0 in reply to IDS07 #
• I'm hungry, so I'm going to cut off my aching arm/shoulder and eat IT! I can't do shizzzznat, but I can still #twoop so life is good! #
• I miss #JoeCartoon .. I know he's still around on YouTube, but IT's just not the same, yo! #
• My #twoop is for all the bathroom stalls I never wrote on! #
• I have an envelope in front of me… there is "money" in IT… I feel bad for IT… ITs just cheap plastic… STUPID PLASTIC #
• .@RealityTC Does #SYTYCD stand for: So You #Twooped Your Crap Dude? in reply to RealityTC #
• DJ Rotterdam is the phucking man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WseWZrKjZeo #
• Another storm is a brewing! I have reasoning for my pain this week… speaking of pain, @strangebrownie will be here cohosting live on Sat #
• For thie first time in, like, forever! I actually had a decent nights sleep and didn't wake up until 5 AND my shoulder/neck doesn't hurt yet #
• Another co-worker has an Android phone… I'm so proud! #
• Oh yeah… IT's Friday the 13th… I'd show off my 13 ink I had done on my shoulder/collar bone, but my shirt covers IT #
• Your momma #twooped so big, she gave birth to the #failwhale .. #twooping #
• IT feels like I have a hole in the heel of my sock … ToT #
• #h81o – i honestly need to post what the phuck I eat for lunch & dinner, because I honestly don't remember what I had yesterday… HONESTLY! #
• Tomorrow, ITRadio back, co-host MattMan/@StrangeBrownie… Live at 7 (an hour earlier)… Be there phuckers or your mom sleeps w/the fishes! #
• I should draw a flag for my pirate ship… Hmm… can there be pirates #twooping on a pirate flag? Well, there will be now! #
• RT @stacheman: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/pedocomic.jpg #
• Just went to Applebees and the waitress was getting hit on by all the old dudes. she even gave a dude a birthday song and it wasn't his bday #
• RT @screamqueendaff: Let's Dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. #
• I have a recording device inside my brain that records my thoughts, but it has a major malfunction and keeps writing over saved data! X_o #
• I want to use LIVE, not go live, but #AbletonLIVE but I'm installing a Live pack (finally) and it's only at 5%… Phuck you ADHD. go faster #
• I saw a dog with it's head out the window… the sun roof window that is! #
• My mom asked/told me: go to planetphotoshop.com – since when did you start packing a gun? I gotta keep IT real on the internet streets, yo! #
• Ok, I was supposed to have a post asking you to remind me to remember that I need to put what "T" stands for in ITRadio for a new logo… #
• How about i LINK you for the http://planetphotoshop.com – to see why my mom asked "since when did you start packing a gun?" #
• The world is coming to an end, for I am out of Oreo's and I wanted more for breakfast! ToT #
• Great job at being productive today… you cleaned out some old files off your harddrive… too bad you're not in PHOTOSHOP loser! #
• Tonight, at 7p CST, iTRadio will be live on a couch and a chair hosted by myself, Weird Cookie & @StrangeBrownie! What will they talk aboot? #
• This little #twoop of mine, I'm going to let IT shine! #
• When I grow up, I don't want to be a ToysRus kid.. I want to be @peeweeherman… I'd just do double takes all day long! HA HA #
• I need some cannons for my boat… but first i need a boat to put the cannons on… #ineedapirateship #
• Whatever happened to the lady who wore the big sunglasses at the group home on Central Ave… or is IT too hot for her to be outside? #
• Umm… what happened to AbletonLive on my laptop?? Downloading again.. then going live…stupid missing app & the jerk face who deleted that #
• I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
• I'm LIVE fools with the iTradio Pre-Show… BIG SEXY SHAQ is on!! I'm recording IT! http://live.tourettesradio.co... http://htxt.it/l/oa3N6p #
• Why didn't the last link work… Live PreShow happening now: http://live.tourettesradio.com … iTradio starts @ 7p CST #
• MattMan/@strangebrownie is minutes away.. and we're 20 min away from iTradio LIVE…the stream's already on! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
• iTradio's on the air w.@strangebrownie! your mom listens, your mom's in the chat room… you should be here: http://htxt.it/srTC #
• Thanks to those who turned in tonight for iTradio and thanks @strangebrownie for stopping by for your yearly "birthday" gimmick gimmick #
• .@mikekinney51 Haha.. thanks for the #FF a day late! in reply to mikekinney51 #
• Know a good website: http://youswear.com #
• Goodnight spider I smooshed and flushed down the toilet… IT was either that or let Lucy or Booger tear off each leg one at a time! #
• I need to build a fort #
• What are you making me for breakfast? #
• RT @wtfkrysta: "How exactly does one 'suck a fuck'?" [happy sunday morning to ya'll!] #
• It's a Sunday morning 7:07 twoop because trends how I do things round this place #
• They need to get rid of the "don't save" option, because I probably have great ideas, except they're never saved! #
• This is how we catch cat burglars while #twooping http://twitpic.com/2f0gtw #
• I laid down for 5 min, didn't close my eyes… NAP TIME IS OVER! #
• What the phuck am I going to do with 3.5 containers of sour cream? Oh yeah… skin on mashed tater. (i only use one tiny potato, too!) #
• How come the moon can pretend IT's the cheshire cat, but the sun can't grow a beard? #
• Bethany & I will be eating Fresh Pork and Beans in Fridley … Not to be confused w/Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-A… http://htxt.it/l/ZWaBKf #
• .@ids07 @intaJuice is longer dude… where have you been? IT's now @BerryBlendz! lol in reply to IDS07 #
• .@ids07 @aka_J I remember going to the Eden Prairie location about 2 months ago, saw @BerryBlendz but thought it was a new flavor myself in reply to IDS07 #
• .@ids07 at least when you said "out of the loop," you didn't say "out of the twoop" … I heard #twoop has a shitty meaning! in reply to IDS07 #
• RT @ids07: Dont forget!!! http://bit.ly/b3Nb0y #Android #MeetUp cc:@ITRadio [i will try and be there!] #androidMSP #
• All I gotta say is #fuckglee How could you ruin Safety Dance? #vivalosBioDome #MenWithoutHats… http://htxt.it/l/CD6orL #
• The REAL Safety Dance for @Conwoman3 @HeatFan @stacheman (feel better dude) and @madbeatchemist… http://htxt.it/l/OIIkVX #
• Rootbear Dum Dums are the best Dum Dums in the whole world! #
• "If that was that…What were like when they were spankin?" – Keith Flint #
• I don't care if originals didn't have them…my pirate ship will have a dunk tank and a water slide! #
• Wouldn't IT be fun to have a "slow motion" day, and that's exactly how you do everything you normally do, but in slow motion! #
• #h81o – why is this on my desk "we moved stuff around"… was someone sitting at my desk, my chair moved… "we moved stuff around" oh yeah #
• So, how does that make you feel? #
• #h81o – IT's not different, IT's the same AND easier and the only reason IT's "hard to understand" is because you're making it that way! #
• How dare you turn off screen! Now I have to push my mouse to wake you up. I shake my fist in rage! #
• Whoever cut my bread at #JimmyJohns cut it backwards or is left handed… IT's supposed to be open on the left, right? Oh, the humanity! #
• Also at #JimmyJohns the lady in front of me had the same sandwich, but on wheat… Wheat "subs" don't look like subs. IT's all rectangular #
• How stupid do you have to be to run a red light when a cop is the next car after you? You must have known if you pulled over right away! #
• Why people sing in the shower?because it's harder than phuck to whistle while your head is getting rained on. it's like whistling w/crackers #
• What I learned from @peeweeherman There's no basement in the Alamo & the stars are bright, all through the night… #
• My name is graeme, it rhymes with SHUT THE PHUCK UP… wait, i'm not at work, so nevermind what I just said #
• I'm eating mashed taters covered in beans…. Do you know what that means? #
• Have you ever seen a $20 bill? #
• Don't forget… meet me at the slides, cause IT's gonna go down after lunch! YEAH… I'm going to steal your lunch money AFTER lunch! wait.. #
• I just got word the man with the tiny hat and oven/stove/fridge (whatever it was) will be help peel potatoes on my boat in a moat! #
• I ate a sammich… turkey it was… at 9:30… and it had cheese on it… #
• Can you take a step off that cliff? No, it's a'right, you can go first… really, I mean it… damn IT, if you won't, I'll #twoop #
• My Twifficiency score is 33%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
• I'm up during my bedtime… Does anyone up at this hour know if Saved By the Bell is on? I'd check TV Guide, but IT's not that important #
• How long can you stand on one foot with your eyes closed? What about on a flight of stairs? how about a moving train? #
• There is nothing wrong with having @BerryBlendz any day of the week, except the days you need to go to the dentist. Dental floss here I come #
• For phucks sake… just STFU… not you twitter peeps, I'm talking about the real life people I must talk to daily … ToT #
• #h81o – working at understanding what the phuck is going on ourside my work area… i'm confused, but IT's good, but still.. ToT #
• mmMMmm… #nom i think we are having panera… how do I know? it says so on the stupid bag… yes, the bag is stupid, IT told me! #
• Score!!! SpongeBob is on TV at Silver Lake Dental! I just found out sea weed is 50% sea and 50% weed! #
• I have the inside scoop on Brett Favre flying to MN… He's going to have a steak dinner @ Manny's Steakhouse, then fly back! #
• "Working out at the gym & walking 3 miles is NOT a good thing to do in 1 day. You really stiffen up" <– overheard by a co-worker HAHAHA LOT #
• RT @Yankee_in_pink: "Ass in the new vagina…" Do you agree @k9leavings?! #snacktime ; ) #
• Maybe #BrettFavre came to MN today today to meet The King of #Twoop and wants to see my #twooping machine! #
• .@BrodyStolz You have just over 6 hours to be 2yrs old… Live IT up little dude!!!!! #
• About to flash the new Chromatic 4.4 on my G1… Let's see if I stay with Froyo for a change #
• IT's only customary to drink as many cans of MtnDew as you can after a dental cleaning, right?Isn't that what going to the dentist is about? #
• I had this crazy nightmare that a week & a half ago, my sister got hitched, I was in the wedding party & I had to wear a tux w/long pants! #
• .chromedroid Major kudos… so far on the 1st boot-up on #Chromatic 4.4, I have yet to have a reboot while it sits for the first 20 min #
• If I get a house this year, I'm so making sure it has at last 1.5 to 2 bathrooms, because one of them will be the ultimate #twooping room! #
• I think I might stick with Froyo.Chromatic 4.4 seems to be working on my G1! I'm waiting till Sept/Nov's new HTC releases before an upgrade! #
• Naproxin's after taste is the most awesome after taste EVA! #
• Can you use the car pool lane if you're going to work on your Pogo-Ball? Cause IT'd be insane if you couldn't use the sane lane, yo! #
• RT @BrodyStolz: I can't wait to listen to Craymo today! It's my birthday! [When I say happy you say IT's your birds birthday] #
• #h81o – drooool.. why am in here right now, other than to look pretty. I mean I always look pretty, but i could look pretty in the dark, too #
• #h81o Man 1.5hr lunch breaks make me wanna take a nap… I still have 30 min left to spare! #
• RT @biffbiffbiff: "Summer Blowout" has a new meaning when you're a parent of someone who isn't potty trained. [Holy super #twooping #
• This nap is dedicated to @emojesus… #
• You know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow morning? chicken sammiches from Kwik Trip! KWIK TRIP! Thanks Bethany! #
• I wish I could sleep on the ceiling… but falling out of bed would not be fun. #
• Don't you think that THAT is phucking stupid? am i right or am i right? you know… THAT #
• The new @twoop @twooping @twoopin @twooped @twoopingshoes slogans??: Just Twoop IT & Just dookie IT! (thanks @goldbar) #
• I need @Deadmau5's fuck-copter! Because he and his cat don't give a flying… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck66ML-ByrM #
• 8 min until Hot in Cleveland's season finale is on tonight… I hope TV Land brings IT back sooner than next summer! #
• mr. spider, i'm sorry you drowned, but it's a much quicker death than Lucy ripping your legs off one by one! #
• Hello stomach… what would you like for breakfast today? A steak? That would be great! #
• Hey midwest… the weather is a changing in the next couple days again.. I can feel IT… For real, I can feel IT! #
• I wish they sold turkey legs in my parking lot like they do in downtown Mpls! #

• #h81o umm… I'm not done with lunch yet! #
• I have 1000000000000000 times inifinity blood cells… and all of them like #MtnDew #
• IT's not a tweet if IT's a #twoop …that is all… The King of Twoop has #twooped Now ca rry on my fellow tweeters… Carry on #
• When's IT nap time?because after nap time is snack time, after snack time is playground time, then after playground time it's #twooping time #
• I want a Little Debbie Star Crunch… One of the 50 cent ones, not those piddly tiny ones from the store #
• Trying to get shiznat ready for tomorrow/saturday/wedding weekend… #IdRatherbe #twooping! #
• Kris Kross will make ya…. #
• Lucy Licks A lot, coming to a sink near you… the sink world tour! #
• Man… my G1's background is so late 80s/early 90s.. IT's awesome like an afro mullet! #
• Air is stooid…know what I'm talkin bout? #
• Put up yer dukes! #
• Did you remember to unplug your toaster after using IT to cook your tomato soup? #
• What ever happened to living in a van down by the river? Remember when that was the cool thing to do? #
• When did Pixie Sticks stop using real pixies to make candy out of their blood? #
• #h810 – IT doesn't matter what I was just about to write. I started to make this post using #20H8 & that made me go ToT! Why @emojesus, WHY? #
• From this day forward, #FF now stands for "Flush Fridays" for all the #twooping fools out there. The King of #Twoop has spoken! #
• If I knew @peeweeherman was coming over to visit, I would make some frozen fruit cubes AND bust out my #GIANTUNDERPANTS #
• Gum is only gum as long as IT has flavor… once the flavor is gone, IT's stuck to the bottom of your shoe! Seriously, look now! #
• Met up with my sis, had some Arby's, now back at the rents for a nap…then we need to go to dress rehersal… yay?!¡¿!? #
• How long does IT take to kill my electric razors battery… I want2take a nap @emojesus… what did I do to deserve this? ToT #
• #h81o – I'm wearing pants (not the tux)… enough said #
• Dinners over… legs are moving to the beat of some drum I can't hear… #idratherbe #twooping #
• RT @heavydizzle: http://tweetphoto.com/37244821 bikini lady sighting!! #sfbikinilady #
• RT @juel: Feel Free to Viral this it's been TOO long since i've done it! http://bit.ly/95Z9xL #FF @itradio #
• What happened to the clowns that eat you if you sleep? #
• You have no idea how I would love to sleep… I'll pretend to blame it on @GraemesHotSis getting married tomorrow! #
• Those who drink Folgers coffee are not insomniacs…if they were, the best part of waking up is actually knowing you had a decent sleep! #
• I'm about to shower and had to the EC farmers market, but I'd rather be #twooping ..oh wait I am #
• My hair is all did, about to meet up with my Canadian aunt/uncle/cousins for breakfast… then to Gloria Jean's for some coco loco! #
• I'm about set to walk out of this hotel room, down the wedding aisle, and watch my sister get hitched… #idratherbe #twooping (jk?) #fb #
• By the way… they said IT wouldn't and couldn't be done, but I'm updating during my sis's wedding. How do you like them apples? #fb #
• Hot damn IT's hot standing outside in the sun wearing a tux at my sister's wedding. I have total swamp ass right now! #idratherbe #twooping! #
• I'm pretty sure I, The King of #Twoop would rather be #twooping but I'd rather be in shorts first! ToT #wedding #tux #fb #
• I should have bought stock in Kleenex… I thought @graemeshotsis would be blubbering at her wedding, but Justin's tears are a flowing! #fb #
• Well, Justin's now my brother-in-law… Congrats to Justin & @graemeshotsis…now back to my un-scheduled posts when I get around to it. #fb #
• Is IT considered a bad gesture if the photo dude had the middle finger ruin a shot if he deserved IT? #
• Only a big brother can calm his near tears sister during a wedding by mouthing "I need to #twoop quot; and Bert's laughing resonse: "I'm sorry!" #
• 5hrs of sleep w/out sleeping pills ain't bad right? Not bad if i'm already ready for a nap 35 min later, right? #
• I really could go for some nice crispy bacon right now! BACON BACON BACON #
• Our welcome home bra-mas tree! Thanks Tammy! http://twitpic.com/2cv341 #
• What's the best to have? A want or a need? I need a nap, but I still want crispy bacon. #
• I'm done wanting bacon, because i'll be taking a nap… dreaming about eating bacon on my pirate ship! #
• I am having some well deserved Taco Johns… and a Mtn Dew! yup yup! #
• HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD… Al Snow vs. Rhyno vs. Spike Dudley… AWESOME (not mike)! ECW ECW ECW #
• Double "chair shot" from Spike & Snow was awesome! ECW ECW ECW… WE WANT HEAD WE WANT HEAD #
• GERTNER SPEECH!!!!! WELLLLL WELLLLLL WWWWEEEEELLLLLL….. Dudley's vs Axl & Balls… #
• Only in "ECW" would you and will you have a Star Wars light saber fight…. THIS IS AWESOME…. THIS IS AWESOME! #
• THIS IS SABU…. and The Whole Fuckin' Show RVD… You can't put the PH in front of Rob Van Dam… Sorry, lol…and Sabu's bald? WTF? #
• What beats Beetlejuice's Banana Boat dinner scene? How about the 1st time Banana Boat song was EVER on TV w/the M… http://htxt.it/l/9qIAcG #
• This pillow has comfort…fall down and go boom…what just happened…do you understand… 6 updates in one…you're welcome #
• I can't find my stupid kick-stand for my phone. If IT was stoopid, maybe I'd find IT, but nnnNNNNOOOooo! #
• #h81o – excuses on why you forgot how to do your job will happen 2morrow! "My back is out"… only I can use that excuse with meaning here! #
• Hey… don't make outgoing calls… "okay" 5 seconds pass "hi I'm looking for blah blah" … thanks for listening! #
• Hey douche nozzle… don't call to pay a bill, then stat talking to your friends… thanks very much and go fist phuck yourself #
• I'm watching my screen process something that's slower than watching paint dry! #
• RT @amanjo: Okay, I need to improve my mood with cheese. This works because I was born & raised in Wisconsin. [Cheese rules all!] #fb #
• IT's my break and I can do what I want to, do what I want to, you'd #twoop too if IT hasppened to you! #twoopin #
• Over the past couple weeks, more so Saturday, I've embraced the word DOUCHE followed by KNUCKLE, NUTZ, FACE, MONKEY… That is all #
• If I come over tonight… what's for dinner? #
• Bethenny from the HouseWives show just had the best line Bethany needed2have me see after she had an epidural:"it's all good cause I pooped" #
• After 8 hours of pain and suffering (LOT) in a rental tux… all I got was a pair of black socks… SCORE! #
• ROFL… Lucy was just headbanging to the beat of Trent Reznor and company covering Iggy pop's Nightclubbing #
• What was I doing before I was doing what I'm doing now while writing this before I hit send? #
• Holy phuck… someone just tried video responsing the Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-Air mash-up w/their own mash-up… IT's phuckin' horrible! #
• To bed I go, butt to sleep I won't! #
• Coming to a bed near you…"SLEEP" with a special full length trailer by the creators of "close your eyes insomniac", "haha you can't sleep" #
• Sweet… 25 min before I get to jump otta bed … Lucy was a finger cuff and is mewoing at it… at least Goobs is quite chillin in bed w/me #
• #h81o – "I'm eating maple sugar oatmeal… "hey, [I'm sitting right next to you when you just said that] what kind of oatmeal is that?" #
• i am a hungry hungry hippo… oink oink… yup, i oink'd as a hippo… what you gonna do bout IT? #
• I will karate chop my way out the door today… but I will cry if I break the glass and cut myself! #
• I'm turning my phone off.. well, my work phone that is #
• RT @boyer: #twoop Someone committed a born crime up in herez! #
• I asked the owner of the building to look at our AC unit, next thing I know he's on the cherry picker @ our window.Scared the #twoop otta me #
• .@clouddead7 Glad you enjoyed me RT'in your shit! I make people smile one #twoop at a time! in reply to clouddead7 #
• What the phuck… So I get a FREE t-shirt in the mail that I didn't know I was getting, but I have to PAY 34 cents for extra postage? #
• Who would, or why would you give MonaVie books and DVDs as wedding gifts? #
• My invisible friends came over to visIT and we're going to have an invisible talent show and you all are invisibly invITed! YAY! #
• RT @peeweeherman: I'm a loner, Dottie…a rebel. http://yfrog.com/0evwtj #
• I need a heating pad… and Pandora turned on so IT can drown out Lucy playing with hair ties as Goob's watches on #
• I am punching the air thinking IT's your head… stop being stupid… only I can do IT and get away with IT! #
• RT @KeikoTakamura: I wish I could swim every day. I can't do backflips in my bathtub. #
• I had this crazy dream that I squeezed some bump on my pinkie and green, blue, and pink playdough came out for minutes on end! #
• #h81o – Oh naproxen, how i've missed you… thank the weather for brining us back together! #
• Whatever happened to the Snapple lady? She comes up every so often, just as often as Sinbad dying. I think there is a conspiracy with that! #
• What era are we in? Who says "Does IT jive yet?" when asking if I've pulled up their account yet… X_t #
• RT @JueL: Leggings with boots, or bare legs and boots? black dress or red dress? Hair up or down? [You do know IT's phuckin' hot out right?] #
• Are there days you wonder what you said/posted that made you lose followers? I'm not losing any, but it's a question I had! #
• "Don't get me dddooowwwnnn… [mis-heard lyric] 'Bruce'" – That's going thru my head WITH the misheard lyric/word #
• Testing out TweetDeck for Android cuz I have the skillz thanks to @yeradis #
• Fly to the moon… that's where you'll find my pirate ship! #
• I use #HelloTxt and the web version & the URL brings you to the "dashboard" and that reminds me of that band and that makes me feel emo! ToT #
• When your ego is so huge you don't realize your complaints about someone are the same complaints peeps have about you = you're an idiot! #
• The same ego filled fools are the same ones who think they are the king shit and do nothing wrong… go fist phuck yourself & shut up! #
• I was at Target yesterday and forgot to see if MtnDew was on sale and I'm almost out at work… anyone know? #ihaveissues #
• Possible GREAT thing for those who wait when it comes to #Android Will I stay with #HTC #Tmobile forever? http:/… http://htxt.it/l/APnyGa #
• I'm Graeme! I was in a band, I was a pro-wrestling manager, I host live streams, I like to fart, I swear, and I follow @emojesus #
• RT @QuantumGood: Thumbs Up for Swype Keyboard – Or should that be index fingers up? http://ow.ly/2onv6 #
• I'm getting fre oles from #TacoJohns & that makes me want to sing: ole, ole ole ole, ooollleeee, ooollleeee #
• McDonalds has a calendar for Customer Complaints. I saw a bunch of 0s and thought that's a reason to complain in itself. I'm #1 I'm #1 #
• RT @amanjo: The curse of the myopic: it is hard to find your glasses when you're not wearing your glasses. #
• I can't take pictures in the dark… satan shows up and bites my face and licks my eye boogers, but puts them back #
• Blumpkin knocked up a chick… what? #
• I need a name for my pirate ship… #
• RT @amanjo: @itradio The Black Twoop… RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio jolly poopy face… Maybe I'll have a name for every day of the week! #
• I talked to Troy today… he was still trying to find his brother… oi… wooty woot! #
• I'm going to attempt to make IT to the Bleechers Old Skool Reunion tonight at what USED to be Bleechers, if my shoulder stops aching #
• #tt I have my shirt on for work, but still in my sleeping shorts… I'm halfway there and need to leave in 5 min! #
• My invisible friends said they would help crew my pirate ship! AAARRRGGGG #